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2AM_Club said:
Whoa. Whoa. Let's just rewind everything for just a minute. Clubby doesn't just rub her love melons on just anybody's back! (Actually I really hate small spaces where I have to squeeze past people and brush my girls against randos. Eek!)
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Well, how about for me, too, then, instead of everyone?

Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it.
--Samuel Johnson
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"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
--Samuel Jackson
 
-gives MM an epic boobie backrub-

"Shit! That's Sasquatch!" - from this story I'm helping my friend write. It cracks me up every single time I read it.
 
p.s. MM I personally think that your custom title should say The Sexiest Narwhal EVER. But that's just me =D

"He tasted doubt on her tongue and pain on the roof of her mouth. He swallowed these, and drank again. Consumed, she had no choice but to see how empty he was inside, and how, sip by sip, she filled him." - Second Glance by Jodi Picoult
 
-is jealous, as my backrub was not epic like MM's- XD

"I know it looks like dog crap, but it tastes pretty good." -My friend's mom when I was in 9th graade. No one ate that night.
 
Well foo. I can't make everybody happy here guys! -allows Dan to cop a feel-

I don't remember this one exactly.
"Feel that? I'm mindfucking you right now."
"Well I hope you're wearing a condom 'cuz I have a dirty mind." - Get Him To The Greek
 
HO SNAP! -cops a feel I shall never forget.- <333333333

"Ooh yeah, touch me baby, touch me. DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!" - My ex to her bff, Shashona.
 
Unleashes some quote fury!

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant
Suffer or triumph; be the hammer or the anvil. - Goethe
You gotta Carpe Diem that shit! - Unknown
Please turn off all cellphones, pagers, and vocal minorities. - from DUI

Me : I'll be the belligerent drunk one.
Rosada : Aka the black one!
 
Me : "I can stick my finger inside and feel all around."
[Actually talking about a hole in my suitcase]
 
Maybe. -winks-

IMs from my pal Jeff :
MMM, if you had a dick, I would suck you off
but it's not gay, cuz it would be a girl dick

<3333333
 
I said maybe! o_O

More Jeff!
Ohhhh The Manhattans
This is anal sex music... this is ass-to-mouth music

After I have him listen to Mike Posner's "Smoke & Drive" : Mmm, yeah, I like it. This is jerk off music right here
 
i couldn't help it clubby. -pecks your lips-

"I would like a DEATHBURGER... with cheese... and fries... AND NACHOS!"- Psychostick, ReturnD
 
"I've finally found someone as freaky as me"
*cuts to clip of Lady Gaga*
"Lady Gaga?"
"It's freaky isn't it?"

~Vampires Suck trailer
 
Mr Master said:
2AM_Club said:
Ohhhh The Manhattans
This is anal sex music... this is ass-to-mouth music
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Er...

Could I ask what music specifically he was listening to?

It's... for a friend, you see.
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(;
Kiss and Say Goodbye by The Manhattans.
For a friend, huh? Must be a Chicago thing..

DamningtheHeavens said:
i couldn't help it clubby. -pecks your lips-
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-eyes- and just what pair of lips are you referring to, mister!?
 
FIRST?!?

Me: Especially when it's hot, it's..oh my gawd. It's been a long time guys.
(Actually talking about eating Krispy Kreme doughnuts..)
 
yes, first!

Me: Dude. that shit's huge. you look like you're eating a porn star's dick.
My friend Josh: Well, I'm not hungry anymore

Foot long hot dog
 
DTH- You need to fix your title. It looks like you are holding a grudge against the letter 'e'.

"Dream Shay- why are you making so much sense?" - My friend Matt while drunk. He thought he was having an Inception moment.
 
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