Anansi said:
Dude you live in nyc now...put em in your neighbors garbage or a dumpster in the area.
/not so discreetly delivers four bags of packaging peanuts and styrofoam to the Thai restaurant on the block.
And...
Fact: Hardwood floors are awesome because I can sweep instead of vacuum.
Fact #2: The restaurant below my apartment was treated to about ten seconds of gay porn audio blasting from my speakers as I plugged them in and fumbled getting the volume under control.
Fact #3: It is unwise to attempt to mack on really hot upper east side girls after guzzling three Optimators and approaching them unshaven and rather sweaty after assembling furniture for six hours.