“No it’s not. And if you want to feel better I like antiques.” Lucy could not help but comment back. Age was nothing but a number but she was trying not so come on too at least. It was funny when he tried to twist her words but she couldn’t help but make comments back at least she enjoyed the banter very much.
“Trust me your hands could be so much fuller if you let yourself go and stop thinking of me as too young I’m old enough you know.” For a moment just a moment she pulled out all the stops and let it out teasing him a bit more forcefully. He was so cute when he blushed she wanted to poke his cheek but she refrain from doing so only smiling at him and looking a bit smug.
“I’m Happy you don’t hate mint and yes chocolate is romantic I guess it depends on what you’re licking it off of. not that I would know I’m sweet and innocent.” that was a bold face lie if he ever heard one. She would steal some of his ice cream but would offer some of hers even though it was rude to steal his she wouldn’t let that stop her she would lick some of his ice cream with a victory smile.
“You no small venues are quite personal and I love them I can meet fans and talk to them and get to know them bigger venues are so impersonal as much as I love them it’s a bit much I like to perform in smaller places it gives me better memories and I feel like people remember me better.” Lucy explained herself and she had a feeling he would understand her sentiment. Did Kurt understand how sweet he was? His boards made her smile and the fact that he would come made her feel a lot better. “I’m happy you’ll come I promise you’ll get a good show. If you’re lucky I’ll show you backstage.” He could take that as sweet or as lewd as he would like hopefully his mind would be a bit dirty as she was trying to bring out some of his naughty side playfully at least.
"I'll accept that. Would you say I'm more of a garage sale antique or a Louvre antique?" playing into it.
He blushed a little bit again "Goodness. Definitely young enough to beat this old man in the innuendo department! Are your song lyrics this filthy?" he winked not minding the cheek pokes. Ah she really was a fun one. He would take a few bites of his ice-cream "I don't think I've ever been told a lie that egregious since my parents told me Santa Claus didn't exist." he joked around with her. Oh she was anything but innocent and that much was clear. The older man adjusted himself though the image of her covered in chocolate did briefly barge its way into his otherwise clean though. It was a good thing he was no longer a teenage boy. He just had a humor of one.
"I understand that and I imagine your fanbase quite appreciates the dedication." he said. Fans did tend to appreciate the closeness of their stars though at the same time it was nice to be bigger. He nodded "A backstage pass too? You are far too nice to the guy you're paying to utterly ruin an expensive guitar." he tapped his shoulder against her.
"Still I am looking forward to it I guess. I am sure you'll show this old fuddy duddy an interesting scene." he said "I warn you though, I've been at this for a long time so I am hard to please. I expect at least absolutely dangerous pyrotechnic to go off."
Lucy would pretend to think really carefully before she would look at him seriously while holding her ice cream before responding; “Louvre antique. 100% that especially with how you carry yourself and you are a work of art I would expect nothing less.” She would honestly flatter him but she spoke the truth since she couldn’t help flatter him especially since she found him quite attractive.
Kurt had the most adorable blush and she was living for it. He could see the wheels in her head turning and she gave up on having her some tea as she licked her ice cream. “No. My song lyrics are not that filthy trust me. Only I’m that filthy when A handsome gentleman like yourself catches my attention. Trust me my innuendos are not the only thing that’s dirty…” she would create a dramatic pause before she would continue. “My mind of course! It makes me wonder what you were thinking.” Lucy said with a giggle. To be honest she could not help herself but playfully poke his cheek yet again. It was an excuse to touch him and she wasn’t going to shy away from that.
Taking a moment to eat more ice cream. She tilted her head and looked him over before offering him playful for wink back. “I really do hope you accept my backstage pass. For talented guy like yourself I might even open up my back door.” She honestly wonder and maybe he would blush red more as she was trying to add shock value and would see if he caught the offer. It was a joke but she was wondering if you would catch it even though she was joking his reactions were just too cute.
Hearing that he would come made Lucy smile brightly from ear to ear. “Oh you are no fuddy duddy. You don’t give yourself enough credit for being amazing. Don’t you worry we do have some nice pyrotechnics going on. If you sit close enough to the front you’ll definitely get a shower but don’t worry I will give you your own personalized backstage tour. I do worry if I’ll wear you out or will it be me eating crow when you beat me at that game.” Lucy kept up the same conversation as she ate more ice cream and even offered him a bite if he’s so desired.
"Oh goodness I expected at least a downgrade. Maybe a local hometown art gallery! I think I'd look quite nice next to Jared's weird coke-bottle cat bust." he chuckled though her flattery was definitely noticed and appreciated. He couldn't help himself but he did get the sense that Lucy was as genuine was they came even within this little game of theirs. It was a breath of fresh air.
"I don't think I had enough time to think there." the older man not minding the touches at all. What man would? She really was getting him though as the next innuendo was definitely enough to cause Kurt to pause and almost choke on his ice cream "Good King George!" he'd vocalize a little bit as a joke but that was, as the kids might say, a critical strike in terms of the dirty jokes Lucky had made so far. He had to pat his chest as his laughter mixed with the cold of the ice-cream before recovering and taking a deep breath "I do think you have me beaten. If we were betting money I'd be out a cool something."
"I'm not quite sure I want a pyrotechnic shower. I think I'd rather have my clothes intact. I was to loose those I'd rather it be in the bedroom." he winked at her though he shook his head "I don't think I can beat you at that game at this point." he chuckled "Seeing you backstage though does seem fun. Touch base on the last bit of the guitar work and make sure I didn't accidentally ruin a wonderful woman's baby." she said.
"I might even lend you one of my cheesy movie dvds as a reward unless there is something else you've got in mind. I don't carry gold coins however."
When Kurt mentioned to downgrade it only made Lucy chuckle. He was really charming but he had to know that right? “Don’t cell yourself short you are quite an attractive specimen I am sure many famous places would want you I know I do but I don’t think I am as famous as I should be and I probably can’t afford you.” She couldn’t help but tease him knowing that he didn’t hold back with his own words. Lucy was indeed genuine and she appreciated that he was too it was rare to find someone like him anywhere these days. With her luxe most men really try to just get her attention and here he was holding conversations and joking he was the most real person she had met in a while.
Her hands would find any chance to playfully poke him or tease him nothing to overtly but she was being quite playful and it seemed like he was enjoying her every poke and prod. Lucy had her small victory when he choked on his ice cream and she chuckled but would make sure he was all right. “ Careful there. I don’t wanna choke you too early and besides isn’t it your job to choke me?” She figured she would throw that one in there just to throw him off and see his reaction. She had a quick wit and wasn’t afraid to use it but it seemed like he probably had more hidden in his arsenal and she would have to be careful of that but then again where is the harm in letting him win a little bit?
The mention of having his clothing intact made her grin a cute Cheshire cat smile. “Don’t worry I’ll make sure you keep your clothing intact unless it’s in the privacy of a back room or a bedroom or anywhere where it’s just the two of us.” This was a fun game and she was definitely playing it and he probably had a feeling she wasn’t joking about getting him alone the question was what he allow it?
“My baby it’s in your capable hands I have a feeling you’ll do a great job with my guitar and anything else your hand decided to grace with its talent…” she did not have to outright say it but he was smart enough to figure out she meant her body in his hands but she could easily play the long game.
She would lick her ice cream and eat a bit more of it making sure to not let it melt too much when he mentioned lending her one of his cheesy DVDs and he could see her mood brightened even more. “I would really like that and if I may place stipulations on that…. perhaps we can watch together I would really like to watch a movie with you.” She was very genuine about the movie and even if nothing happened after the movie she would be fine with that but watching a movie like that with him would be its own reward. Then the moment came when he mentioned her having something else in mind and that made her give him a devious look up and down.
“ I have many things in mind especially with now the question is what you want me to take the lead? I promise to make it worth your while after the movie only if you desire it. I already trust those magnificent hands of yours with my guitar… I already know you would take great care of my farm as well…” Lucy would lean in and whisper that last part in his ear wondering if she could get him to react or get goosebumps when she decided to get a bit bold and nibble his earlobe before pulling back.
"Have you seen my prices? I'm definitely cheap." he chuckled. His prices were pretty affordable for the work he did but he prided himself on customer service but he did appreciate it. Lucy really as a complementary type of woman and frankly she could make anyone gentleman feel quite young! He would shrug a bit with her words "Well some day you'll be where you belong you know? Name in the lights. Stuck on a smell tour bus!" he grinned at her but he was sure Lucy had the will to continue with everything she needed to do and he believed that. It was a rough road.
He looked at her and almost spilled his icecream at her next joke "At the risk of sound like my mother...you are incorrigible!" he playfully retorted. She really was a curious specimen. Her wit really was quick and frankly she was clearly able to surprise and outpace him at times. He chuckle "But why would I choke you? I'd rather hear you loud and clear~!" he winked and clicked his tongue as his own retort to her playful flirting.
He whistled "Just the two of us huh? And here I was thinking you liked a crowd." he smiled.
"I don't see a problem with that" he said in regards to seeing a movie with her. She was genuinely good company so there was no reason to be opposed to that at all. He was sure they'd find some good time to watch a nice movie together even if it was that night. The she, of course, got bolder. He listened and blinked "Wow...well I don't mind a woman taking a lead but not sure if I can totally lose my cred on that." he said "But tell you want. A movie and some snacks and we could see." he chuckled quietly "Goodness you are a devious one but luckily...I happen to like devious women." he winked.
For now they could enjoy their treats and then later...find something cheesy and silly to watch.
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