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Fate whispered to the warrior, "You cannot withstand the storm."
The warrior replied, "I am the storm."
Alice Guthrie awoke naked and strutted around her modest flat in 15 Hershing Street in Radiant City's murky and heavily polluted South Bend (located on the once scenic banks of the barge choked Radiant River) to stretch her legs and start her day. Her first order of business was to go into a newfangled steam shower (a luxury for South Bend) and touch herself to climax under the running water. Hers was the only hand she'd ever known, for fear that even the secretive prostitutes of Radiant would unveil her location, and she'd have to move.
Again.
Her hair now dried and bare pussy well taken care of, Alice got dressed in her usual floppy newsboy hat and billowy coat over a flexible whale leather corset and a puffy blouse. She then put boots and pants made of the same whale leather over elastane leggings; these boots came with spring loaded heels and were, along with the leggings, arrayed with copper clasps to hold tools such as her trusty pen and notebook for jotting down her observations in the field. Then she sat at her colossal scroll copier, put in some paper, and began to type her copy for The South Bend Spectator.
At 23:30 RMT[1], the automated alarm went off in the front display window. This reporter was on the scene half an hour later to take down the statement of the owner, one Michael Criss, and diligently did so for another half hour. It should be noted that the eminent Radiant City Police Department, as usual, did not send strider officers until around 02:00, according to anonymous sources, and then left ten minutes later, with the evidence they gathered and their methods for doing so unclear.
According to Mr. Criss and this reporter's own forensic observations, the front window was smashed by a single blast from an ARA (Auto Reloading Armaments) super scattergun and one Xen1 display model, with an ISRP[2] of N1000, was missing. This was the only item taken, but the automaton's approximately 250 pounds of dampfsteel[3], copper clockwork, piping and needles, as well as wax for the cylinder on which instructions are written and executed by said needles, means that it is now increasingly likely that the burglar did not work alone, as was previously speculated by this very reporter. This is a huge break in the case, and it is once again unclear if the RCPD noticed this obvious development.
Whatever the case, this reporter will not stop until the persons responsible for wreaking havoc in our community are stopped. If the RCPD or their overlords at the Imperial Eye won't get off their lazy asses and devote increased patrols to this district, as opposed to sending thugs to police private intimate conduct at the behest of the corrupt Church of Solstice, then a petition to the Senate and the Popular Tribune[4] will be made by this reporter. If they won't do anything either, and it's likely they will not, then this reporter calls on Empress Emily Caldwell herself to personally intervene.
The Ballad be with you all.
[1] Radiant Mean Time, the solar meridian of the entire world.
[2] Imperial Standards Recommended Price, assessed by the Imperial Standards Bureau and usually reflected in kind by other global currencies due to the status of the Imperial note (N) as one of the world's two reserve currencies, competing with Confederate scrip (SC).
[3] Steel treated by heavy amounts of steam in a secretive process that makes it incredibly lightweight yet durable. The most popular building material in the world, and Caledoria's most profitable export apart from refined whale oil to make the steam.
[4] The only nationwide elected office in the Caledorian Empire, chosen for a term of ten years by all citizens of Caledoria Island and last elected in 1880. Presides over the 100-member hereditary Imperial Senate and breaks tie votes, while also hearing and reading popular petitions to the Senate.
Alice had once looked up to Derek Sampson and voraciously consumed his reporting when she was a little girl, but now she hated writing all the copy for the fat 65-year-old husk of what he once was who rarely if ever left his splendid mansion in Inventors Green, a neighborhood on the other side of Radiant from his boyhood home, these days. On the other hand, writing under his well-respected name allowed her to have unprecedented freedom to criticize the government and the Church, since they couldn't disappear someone this popular, and the kind of privacy she craved after returning home from the Surabamba Rebellion in 1886.
Once, she was finished with her article, Alice sent it out through the copper scanner to the automatically stamped scroll address of the Spectator, after which the machine stamped her own address to in turn indicate the provenance of the sender- RCSBD15HS58179298755817929875482287408956.
With that one piece of work accomplished, one of the perks of working from home like this was that she had plenty of time to read the many volumes she could just about afford to order from booksellers all over the world in her towering bookshelf. These were usually encyclopedias, atlases, histories, and crime novels (many of them dime store novels about her completely fictional exploits, made without her permission, but she still enjoyed them anyway, just as she had enjoyed the Abigail Woods adventures of her youth.)
And, of course, get some lunch at the Savor+Cakes cart that usually parked itself across the street from her. The proprietor, one Lucas Cobb, knew she would regularly pick up a Midvadirian sabertooth whale wrap, with a "tip" getting her an ounce of sweetgrass to pack into her pipe for later.
Then she'd retreat inside again to read and keep an eye on the machine for any mail (either via her scroll copier or, more often, messenger crow) that might lead her to a new story or more clues on her current ones. (This time, Lucas had also given Alice a free waterfoot wrap to try and give her feedback on before he put it on the menu, which she appreciated with a platonic peck on his cheek. She ate and enjoyed both with a smile.)
If she hadn't received something by dinnertime (tips at 23:30 at night were rare for her, which is why she'd had to take time to sober up in the shower and then parkour over to the ClockWerks, and she worried this might become a pattern), she'd place an order for takeaway, smoke up to keep her brain active, and read and/or masturbate until the high faded away and she would fall asleep. These days, she would usually order a courier she trusted to pick up steam-treated alcohol and teas from Skrambar, which would also give her a hefty discount (as a thank you for breaking up a bar fight the one time she did visit a year ago) on any. Type. Of food she wanted. Even items off the menu.
This routine was lonely, sure, but it kept her safe. And after a life of hardship, that was all that Alice Guthrie cared about.
So, Alice didn't expect the knock on her door that would change her life a few hours later...
The warrior replied, "I am the storm."
-Unknown
Radiant City
Capital of the Caledorian Empire
September 24th, 1888 After Caledoria
Capital of the Caledorian Empire
September 24th, 1888 After Caledoria
Alice Guthrie awoke naked and strutted around her modest flat in 15 Hershing Street in Radiant City's murky and heavily polluted South Bend (located on the once scenic banks of the barge choked Radiant River) to stretch her legs and start her day. Her first order of business was to go into a newfangled steam shower (a luxury for South Bend) and touch herself to climax under the running water. Hers was the only hand she'd ever known, for fear that even the secretive prostitutes of Radiant would unveil her location, and she'd have to move.
Again.
Her hair now dried and bare pussy well taken care of, Alice got dressed in her usual floppy newsboy hat and billowy coat over a flexible whale leather corset and a puffy blouse. She then put boots and pants made of the same whale leather over elastane leggings; these boots came with spring loaded heels and were, along with the leggings, arrayed with copper clasps to hold tools such as her trusty pen and notebook for jotting down her observations in the field. Then she sat at her colossal scroll copier, put in some paper, and began to type her copy for The South Bend Spectator.
RASH OF BURGLARIES CONTINUES
ClockWerks may be one of the most popular stores in South Bend, and just scored a lucrative deal to be an Authorized Seller of Jareth Industries' hot new line of Xen1 automatons, but it is sadly no longer immune to the crime wave sweeping this district.
At 23:30 RMT[1], the automated alarm went off in the front display window. This reporter was on the scene half an hour later to take down the statement of the owner, one Michael Criss, and diligently did so for another half hour. It should be noted that the eminent Radiant City Police Department, as usual, did not send strider officers until around 02:00, according to anonymous sources, and then left ten minutes later, with the evidence they gathered and their methods for doing so unclear.
According to Mr. Criss and this reporter's own forensic observations, the front window was smashed by a single blast from an ARA (Auto Reloading Armaments) super scattergun and one Xen1 display model, with an ISRP[2] of N1000, was missing. This was the only item taken, but the automaton's approximately 250 pounds of dampfsteel[3], copper clockwork, piping and needles, as well as wax for the cylinder on which instructions are written and executed by said needles, means that it is now increasingly likely that the burglar did not work alone, as was previously speculated by this very reporter. This is a huge break in the case, and it is once again unclear if the RCPD noticed this obvious development.
Whatever the case, this reporter will not stop until the persons responsible for wreaking havoc in our community are stopped. If the RCPD or their overlords at the Imperial Eye won't get off their lazy asses and devote increased patrols to this district, as opposed to sending thugs to police private intimate conduct at the behest of the corrupt Church of Solstice, then a petition to the Senate and the Popular Tribune[4] will be made by this reporter. If they won't do anything either, and it's likely they will not, then this reporter calls on Empress Emily Caldwell herself to personally intervene.
The Ballad be with you all.
Derek Sampson Reporting
[1] Radiant Mean Time, the solar meridian of the entire world.
[2] Imperial Standards Recommended Price, assessed by the Imperial Standards Bureau and usually reflected in kind by other global currencies due to the status of the Imperial note (N) as one of the world's two reserve currencies, competing with Confederate scrip (SC).
[3] Steel treated by heavy amounts of steam in a secretive process that makes it incredibly lightweight yet durable. The most popular building material in the world, and Caledoria's most profitable export apart from refined whale oil to make the steam.
[4] The only nationwide elected office in the Caledorian Empire, chosen for a term of ten years by all citizens of Caledoria Island and last elected in 1880. Presides over the 100-member hereditary Imperial Senate and breaks tie votes, while also hearing and reading popular petitions to the Senate.
Alice had once looked up to Derek Sampson and voraciously consumed his reporting when she was a little girl, but now she hated writing all the copy for the fat 65-year-old husk of what he once was who rarely if ever left his splendid mansion in Inventors Green, a neighborhood on the other side of Radiant from his boyhood home, these days. On the other hand, writing under his well-respected name allowed her to have unprecedented freedom to criticize the government and the Church, since they couldn't disappear someone this popular, and the kind of privacy she craved after returning home from the Surabamba Rebellion in 1886.
Once, she was finished with her article, Alice sent it out through the copper scanner to the automatically stamped scroll address of the Spectator, after which the machine stamped her own address to in turn indicate the provenance of the sender- RCSBD15HS58179298755817929875482287408956.
With that one piece of work accomplished, one of the perks of working from home like this was that she had plenty of time to read the many volumes she could just about afford to order from booksellers all over the world in her towering bookshelf. These were usually encyclopedias, atlases, histories, and crime novels (many of them dime store novels about her completely fictional exploits, made without her permission, but she still enjoyed them anyway, just as she had enjoyed the Abigail Woods adventures of her youth.)
And, of course, get some lunch at the Savor+Cakes cart that usually parked itself across the street from her. The proprietor, one Lucas Cobb, knew she would regularly pick up a Midvadirian sabertooth whale wrap, with a "tip" getting her an ounce of sweetgrass to pack into her pipe for later.
Then she'd retreat inside again to read and keep an eye on the machine for any mail (either via her scroll copier or, more often, messenger crow) that might lead her to a new story or more clues on her current ones. (This time, Lucas had also given Alice a free waterfoot wrap to try and give her feedback on before he put it on the menu, which she appreciated with a platonic peck on his cheek. She ate and enjoyed both with a smile.)
If she hadn't received something by dinnertime (tips at 23:30 at night were rare for her, which is why she'd had to take time to sober up in the shower and then parkour over to the ClockWerks, and she worried this might become a pattern), she'd place an order for takeaway, smoke up to keep her brain active, and read and/or masturbate until the high faded away and she would fall asleep. These days, she would usually order a courier she trusted to pick up steam-treated alcohol and teas from Skrambar, which would also give her a hefty discount (as a thank you for breaking up a bar fight the one time she did visit a year ago) on any. Type. Of food she wanted. Even items off the menu.
This routine was lonely, sure, but it kept her safe. And after a life of hardship, that was all that Alice Guthrie cared about.
So, Alice didn't expect the knock on her door that would change her life a few hours later...
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