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Frozen Princess
Pulsar
- Joined
- Sep 21, 2019
While April, who upon seeing the image of Green Arrow, went to the bows to look, she could be heard saying, "Of course. Emerald Archer. Seattle, where he's from is nicknamed The Emerald City, and he dresses in all green like Robin Hood... Duh, April, you used to read Green Arrow!" After finding Arrow's bow and quiver of arrows, April rejoined everyone.
Eilonwy overheard Zara and sadly shook her head. "If you noticed, there's a character height cap, Majesty. It was one of the things I was working on before the program outed me. Right now, a character can be no taller than seven foot. You think the Queen of the Cat People would be only seven foot? I also think Little John was supposed to be 75 inches, 400 or so pounds. That's 7-3. You saw him. He's your height. Capped at seven foot. Only his weight looked right. If Catra is on your shoulders, she'll be hunched over, like this." She then demonstrated.
Catra didn't believe the princess, who had created the game, and scampered up on Zara's shoulders banging her head on the invisible character ceiling hard enough, everyone in the room (so NOT KC nor Polly) saw her stars and planets. "Ooowwwww!" She winced holding the top of her head with both hands, luckily she had placed her sais in their case. Unfortunately, when she banged her head, she dropped her case. "I was in trees much taller than Zara!"
"Yes. Because they aren't a character." Eilonwy answered.
"Ents are trees!" Catra whined.
"And they would be capped at seven foot. The trees you climbed were inanimate. Actual plants. Means of getting supplies." Eilonwy said calmly, almost sisterly. Like she had a younger sibling outside the game.
Angie and Sapphire exchanged realization looks. "Wouldn't the program be capped at seven feet tall, then?" Sapphire asked.
"Not if it's has actually taken over the original big boss." Eilonwy shook her head sadly. "One of the bosses is the labyrinth minotaur, which stands fifteen. Zara s character should have been half that, not capped half a foot under her ideal height." The princess had no idea that was Zara's ACTUAL height! She just knew how tall her Cat Queen was supposed to be!
Goldie, after finding the whip, which was indeed an S-tier weapon, thanked May for her help by dipping her and giving her a passionate kiss, joined the group. "I had to use my Indiana Jones bullwhip to trip the sucker. I can vouch it stood a good 15 feet. We needed it down so Artemis... That's KC's character... Could shoot an arrow into it's temple control panel."
Speaking of KC, she and Polly were still guarding outside the room, oblivious to the drama unfolding inside. "How do I know you won't go vengeful goddess on me?" Fair question, but this was KC Polly was talking to; she should know better. "But if you're sure.." Polly misjudged the reflection of her medieval "lightsabre" angle and shot a beam into the room, slicing a table in half and scattering smaller weapons displayed there, everywhere. Polly's eyes went wide. "KC! That would have been permanent! I woulda put your eye out with this! Didja see what I did to that table?!"
Eilonwy slapped her face, and ran her hand down it. "Someone's playing with her sword, I see... I think we better get out there. It shouldn't have done THAT. See what I mean about the game's gone 'wonky'?"
Angie muttered under her breath about not having to pick up KCs pieces to patch her together, getting a chuckle out of April, Sapphire and Eilonwy. Classic Dr. McCoy.
Eilonwy overheard Zara and sadly shook her head. "If you noticed, there's a character height cap, Majesty. It was one of the things I was working on before the program outed me. Right now, a character can be no taller than seven foot. You think the Queen of the Cat People would be only seven foot? I also think Little John was supposed to be 75 inches, 400 or so pounds. That's 7-3. You saw him. He's your height. Capped at seven foot. Only his weight looked right. If Catra is on your shoulders, she'll be hunched over, like this." She then demonstrated.
Catra didn't believe the princess, who had created the game, and scampered up on Zara's shoulders banging her head on the invisible character ceiling hard enough, everyone in the room (so NOT KC nor Polly) saw her stars and planets. "Ooowwwww!" She winced holding the top of her head with both hands, luckily she had placed her sais in their case. Unfortunately, when she banged her head, she dropped her case. "I was in trees much taller than Zara!"
"Yes. Because they aren't a character." Eilonwy answered.
"Ents are trees!" Catra whined.
"And they would be capped at seven foot. The trees you climbed were inanimate. Actual plants. Means of getting supplies." Eilonwy said calmly, almost sisterly. Like she had a younger sibling outside the game.
Angie and Sapphire exchanged realization looks. "Wouldn't the program be capped at seven feet tall, then?" Sapphire asked.
"Not if it's has actually taken over the original big boss." Eilonwy shook her head sadly. "One of the bosses is the labyrinth minotaur, which stands fifteen. Zara s character should have been half that, not capped half a foot under her ideal height." The princess had no idea that was Zara's ACTUAL height! She just knew how tall her Cat Queen was supposed to be!
Goldie, after finding the whip, which was indeed an S-tier weapon, thanked May for her help by dipping her and giving her a passionate kiss, joined the group. "I had to use my Indiana Jones bullwhip to trip the sucker. I can vouch it stood a good 15 feet. We needed it down so Artemis... That's KC's character... Could shoot an arrow into it's temple control panel."
Speaking of KC, she and Polly were still guarding outside the room, oblivious to the drama unfolding inside. "How do I know you won't go vengeful goddess on me?" Fair question, but this was KC Polly was talking to; she should know better. "But if you're sure.." Polly misjudged the reflection of her medieval "lightsabre" angle and shot a beam into the room, slicing a table in half and scattering smaller weapons displayed there, everywhere. Polly's eyes went wide. "KC! That would have been permanent! I woulda put your eye out with this! Didja see what I did to that table?!"
Eilonwy slapped her face, and ran her hand down it. "Someone's playing with her sword, I see... I think we better get out there. It shouldn't have done THAT. See what I mean about the game's gone 'wonky'?"
Angie muttered under her breath about not having to pick up KCs pieces to patch her together, getting a chuckle out of April, Sapphire and Eilonwy. Classic Dr. McCoy.
