"I..." Man, come on, Derek, don't be a little bitch about this. He grabbed his glass and hesitated before taking the smallest sip he possibly could. As soon as it touched his tongue, his pupils blew wide. Real alcohol volume. He slammed the rest of it back in a couple gulps before relaxing, "Fuck, that's good...~"
“You? Celibate? Now THAT I would have to see..” she said with a laugh. She pulled a long drag from the bottle, gasping and making a noise as she spilled a bit more onto her shirt.