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Tanner looked at his husband. "Are you positive I went on our honeymoon with you and not your brother?" he asked, still in shock. It wouldn't really surprise Tanner if Rune had figured someway to torture them, but the blond knew that it wasn't likely. Perhaps when they'd first met it might have been. He whined and rested his head on Relic's shoulder.

Laughing, Cas gave it a light smack. "I'm surprised you could get your jeans on," he admitted, sure that Honey must be more than uncomfortable with his new parts.
 
Relic sighed and kissed his lover's temple with a warm smile to his lips. "i'm sure. We're two halves of a whole, those genes were in me somewhere." He giggled and kissed him again. "come on. I should make pants for our uh... son."

Honey groaned. "It's pinching my junk. It's strange." he admitted and shrugged. "no big. Mama will make me some pants soon. Not like I want kids." he then sat on the counter, trying to cross his legs but groaning and setting it back down onto the counter. "We should totally go fuck with people. or potentially fuck people. That sounds interesting. Oh my god I can be on top without a strap on!"
 
Cas's head fell forward onto the table with a thud. "Did not need that image, thanks." He lifted his eyes to the other and laughed. "You think your parents genes for bearing kids hasn't passed on to you, previously a female or not?" He'd seen enough of the kids in this family to know differently. "You'll wind up with kids, whether you want them or not, just like my mama.

"I think Papa is having Mias and Nikkos over for dinner tonight?" he suggested.
 
Honey shrugged his shoulders a little. "Doesn't matter." He stated, finishing his food then hopping down to go over to the other. "I'm not going to take it up the ass, so there's no reason for me to be near a kid." He was about to sit down just as pants and a top were thrown at his head. He perked up. "CLOTHES!" He stripped his pants off, throwing them away then pulling on the nice pinstriped pants and long vest his mama made. He adjusted it a bit then sighed. "Thanks!" He sat down, right leg over his left and he looked over at Cas. "Kids don't even like me, so it's fine. And what about Mias and Nikko?"
 
"Your Papa said the same thing, and look who carried you." He stuck his tongue out at Honey and looked up to Relic. "How can we torture Uncle Mias?" he asked, batting his eyes and flapping his ears a little bit. "OH! You can run in and call him 'daddy'! Uncle Nikkos will have him sleeping on the sofa for a week!" Well, until they figured out who the boy was, and then it wouldn't be nearly as funny. But it'd provide for a few minutes of entertainment at least...
 
Honey gasped, his eyes going wide and a soft squeal passed his lips. "Gods yes! YES!" He bounced a few times, clapping his hands together in his utter enjoyment. "Oh my gods that will be THE best!" He grinned, already planning on everything. "oh my god. I am SO excited now." He grinned, eyes fluttering to the other and he leaned over to kiss his cheek before leaning back with a giggle, bouncing some more.
 
Grinning, Castiel sipped the hot chocolate he'd made himself while plotting. "Of course, we'll owe Uncle Nikkos after making him so angry for nothing..." But Nikkos was pretty fair, and usually enjoyed torturing Mias along with the rest of the family so maybe their punishment wouldn't be half bad. And at least their uncle had a long list of women to choose from as Honey's "mother".
 
Dinner came and Tomias was happily going on about the day. Telling the others about how he had been able to get a new donator so that they could have a new art department and get a few new bathrooms since some of them were getting dirty and used. He was enjoying himself quite a bit, especially with the food that they had. Oh it was so very delicious. Until he heard his name.

"TOMIAS!" Honey ran in qith wide eyes and jumped onto the man, hugging him tightly. "DADDY!" He grinned and bounced on him a little bit, nuzzling into his neck. He had even put in green contacts to make the effect of being his son even better. He wore tight blue jeans and a nice black tee shirt - which did look quite nice on him.
 
Cas had to fight to keep his composure throughout the dinner. He was anticipating Honey's entrance, but he hadn't told him when he'd be running in, and so that just meant that he was stuck waiting. When he did, though, it was so worth the look that Tomias had plastered on his face...And Nikkos.

Nikkos had been enjoying the evening with their family. Even though they all lived in such close proximity to each other, it was rare for them to get together like this. He supposed it had to do with living as long as they did and feeling that they would always have time tomorrow. His eyes drew wide with the new, bounding male who was currently in his husband's lap. Jealousy and anger raged, even though they'd had this conversation before. Nikkos just couldn't help it. Growling, he raised an eyebrow to Tomias to explain himself.
 
Tomias was completely at a loss for words. His mouth moved a few times and he tried to think of what to say but he couldn't! "I... I don't... I don't know!" He then pushed the kid off his torso and hopped up to go to Nikkos. "HONEST! I... We've been through this!" he whimpered and hugged nikkos, nuzzling into his side and trying to think of a way to make this better.

Honey huffed and crossed his arms over his torso, rubbing his eyes a few times. "Is this any way to treat your son?" he let out a soft sob, burying his face in his hands. "I came all this way! I searched for you for... for so long! And... And this is how you react?! I... I'll just go!"
 
Nikkos was now torn. Most of the children that showed up on their doorstep claiming to be Tomias' weren't quite so emotional. The brunette looked between his husband and the teen, mind whirling. "I swear to God, Tomias. If you don't fix this in the next five seconds, you may as well move a dresser down into the living room!" Couldn't they have a normal life for once? One that wasn't interrupted by random claims of paternity?
 
Tomias gasped and ran over to the boy, wrapping an arm around his shoulders, only to have him pull away. "But ... I'm sorry! It's not you! HONEST! it isn't. . . It's just... This happens a lot and ... and It's okay. You're welcome to stay here. I promise! Don't...don't cry. Please don't cry." he whimpered and set a hand onto his shoulder.

Honey moved away and continued to cry, even managing to get tears as he sobbed. "NO! You don't want me! Just like my mommy didn't want me!" He ran off and into the other room, his cries getting louder as he collapsed onto the ground.

" oh shit! I'm fixing it! IM FIXING IT! Please don't kick me out!" He whimpered and then ran past his lover and after the boy to try and calm him and let him understand. Or at least stop crying so that his lover would not kill him, or keep him permanently kicked out.
 
Cas sat on his seat, shaking from trying not to laugh. Honey really was a phenomenal actor, and Tomias was a lot of fun to watch, too. His Papa gave him a sharp look, obviously having caught on, and the blue-haired male dropped his chin to his chest and rushed out of the room quickly. He didn't want to ruin Honey's fun! He slipped back down the stairs and into the living room on the opposite side of the house to watch it all play out.

Nikkos had followed both into the other room, arms crossed over his chest and a stern look still on his face.
 
Honey cried some more and then slowly lifted his head to look at Tomias. His eyes were red from the tears he managed to produce and he looked ever so hurt, but yet slightly hopeful. "You... you really mean it?"

Tomias smiled. "Of course. Why wouldn't I?"

He then cried out once more. "Because Mama said you would never love me! That I was a bastard and and ... and you had your own family! ANd your own husband and that... that you don't even like me!" He let out another sob then fell into his lap, shoulders rocking with his cries.

Tomias went wide-eyed. "NO N O! That's not it at all. I love all my kids! All of them! Even... Even the ones that nikkos and i didn't have! I promise! HONESTLY! Oh please stop crying... I-- oh! Want a cat? oh do you want a car? I can buy you a car or a cat or a house or ... or anything! please stop crying! oh gods stop crying!"

Honey let out a soft sigh and rubbed his eyes a few times. "I don't want a cat! I ... I want... I just want to be loved! And... I do like that... orange car.." he added, hey! If he could get his uncle's favorite car out of the deal...

Tomias blinked. "The... The orange one? You... You don't want that one! She's over used and... "

"You don't love me! YOU WERE LYING! I knew that you were! you won't ever love me and you're only trying to use me!"

"oh gods! YOU CAN HAVE IT! You can have the orange one. HERE!" he then shoved the keys into the other's hand, whimpering softly. "just PLEASE stop crying! Oh gods stop crying. We love you! I love you. It's okay!"
 
He really couldn't watch anymore. Cas ran back upstairs and was rolling on the floor of his bedroom, crying from laughter. He was sure that the both of them would be in a lot of trouble for taking this stunt too far, but it was so, SO worth it!

Watching, Nikkos raised an eyebrow. Tomias' orange car hadn't been in the front driveway. His husband had moved it to the garage in back when the weather had threatened hard rains. He studied the face of the teen who was bawling, and had to chuckle to himself when he figured out just what was going on. But if they were going to such great lengths, then why shouldn't he join in the fun, too? "/I/ bought you that car!" he roared, making himself angry. "That was your anniversary present last year!"
 
Honey turned to look at Nikkos, holding back the squeal that he wanted to. Oh! He loved his Uncle Nikkos even more right now. He looked at the keys in his hands and then cried out once more. "Your husband hates me!" He sunk to the floor once more, sobbing into his hands.

Tomias gasped and ran toward Nikkos. "No no no! he doesn't hate you! it's fine. Nikkos, love, you... you told me to ... to make him stop crying and and I did!" He whimpered and gripped his love's hands, kissing the knuckles gently. "It... It's all that got him to stop until just now and ... I don't know what to do! My kids normally aren't emotional!" He whimpered pathetically and fell to his knees, arms wrapping around his husband. "i'll buy you another island! Or... Or a continent! no one wants Russia. I'll buy that one! Okay? And we can name it Nikkosville and and .. oh please don't kick me out onto the couch!"
 
"After you gave that away you'll be lucky I don't make you live with Rune!" he threatened. He narrowed his eyes at Tomias. It was to keep himself from laughing, but it worked to threaten the man, too. "You think you can buy my forgiveness?" he yelled, pulling away from Tomias just a step. He knew that the prank would have to end soon, but he was having fun torturing his lover, and besides that Tomias would enjoy how Nikkos planned on making it up to him. "Maybe you should just go pack some things."
 
Tomias blinked, staring at the other and his bottom lip wobbled a few times. "B..but... but I love you! Nikkos! I ... I'll do anything you want! I'll wear that skimpy little dress or... or I don't know! Tattoo your name on my dick, 'property of Nikkos'... anything! Please!"

Honey looked at the two and giggled happily. "CASSSS!" He chimed, bouncing up and down a few times. "I HAVE THE ORANGE CAR! LETS GO FOR A RIDE!" He giggle and ran toward Tomias to kiss his cheek. "Thanks for the car, Uncle Mias. It's Honey. I have a dick now. Dicks are cool" He then kissed Nikkos with a giggle. "You win best uncle award." He winked then ran up the stairs to run to his best friend.
 
Laughing, Cas made his way down the stairs, though he leaned heavily on the banister to not fall while laughing so hard. He'd been listening at the top of the stairs, laughing silently at his uncle's plights. "You really don't know your niece's and nephew's faces, Uncle Mias?" he asked in between attempting to catch his breath.

Nikkos laughed, too, as he pulled Tomias to his feet and kissed his cheek softly. "If you would keep a clear head, they wouldn't torture you quite so much and you'd have realized that the car is in the garage in back. A stranger coming up the front walk never would know you had it." The brunette kissed the man again, but moved and took the keys from Honey's hands. "I think not," he said with a soft smile. "I think he really would have a heart attack if something happened to that car." Digging in his pocket, the brunette pulled out a set of keys to one of the other cars and handed them to him.
 
Tomias looked from one face to another and let out a soft whimper as he fell into his lover's chest. "I hate you all. Not you, Nikkos. btu that's because I love you. You other two can go rot in a ditch." He huffed and then turned to find Relic, smacking the man upside the head. "You and your children are wretched things!"

Relic let out a moan and looked up at Tomias. "Mm... I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. Smack me again, please" He purred, which made Mias huff and storm off down the hall so that he could go and crawl into a nice warm bath.

Honey giggled and took the keys. "close enough. Ya comin'?"
 
Shaking his head, Nikkos took off after his husband, grabbing him around his waist from behind and kissing along his neck. "Go get packed," he muttered against his warm flesh. "We'll go away for a week." The brunette nipped at Tomias' pulse point before pulling away. He took his lover's hand and lead him to the house.

Cas nodded and left with Honey, having way too much energy now to sit around and do nothing. Besides, it wasn't every day that they had the keys to one of the cars willingly tossed at them! "Where are we going?"

Stepping forward, Tanner gave Relic's rear end a sharp smack, teasing his lover. He wasn't quite ready to go home yet, but he couldn't help himself. The blond kissed his husband's cheek and pulled him into his lap as they continued to eat dessert.
 
Mias looked at Nikkos and he groaned lightly. "jerk. How dare you know how to make me forgive you." He sighed and kissed his lips softly. That and he was easily able to forgive, espeically when it came to Nikkos.

Honey giggled happily, sitting down and starting up the car with a sigh. "Beautiful" he murmrued then looked over at him. "whore house?" He grinned. "Nah! Let's go to the beach!" He then started off down the street. "Unless you have a better idea."

Relic squeaked, a faint pink tinting to his cheeks and he pushed at the other. "Stop that! I'll be inappropriate if you keep it up." He huffed then sat down to eat his dessert, blushing a little more.
 
He pulled Tomias to him and kissed him, arms wrapping around his waist tightly. "I love you, Mias." Nikkos kissed his husband once more before pulling away to begin packing their clothes. A week away would have been nice anyway, but the brunette felt that his lover deserved it even more after having been teased so meanly.

Tanner chuckled a little and nipped at Relic's ear lobe, feeding him a piece of the chocolate cake that Calder had made. The other blond had laughed a little. "Not like you haven't been inappropriate in front of us before now." He tossed a strawberry at his brother-in-law.
 
Tomias sighed and hugged his love happily, kissing his lips gently. "I love you too, Nikkos." He smiled warmly then pulled him up and onto his hips while they moved through the house. "Our mini-vacation will be lovely! Maybe we can make a baby. Do you want a baby? We haven't had one of ours in a while."

Rune snorted. "It's not like you haven't been inappropriate with us before." He added, sitting and grumbling a little more He rubbed his belly a few times, poking at it before he cursed. "I think I"m fucking pregnant. This is such bull shit!"
 
Tanner laughed at Rune, though he knew he shouldn't. While he'd had a very easy pregnancy with Honey, he knew that it wasn't likely to happen again (if it happened again). "Maybe yours will be happy and cheery like Relic, since Honey is a Debbie Downer and murderous like you!" he offered cheerfully, smiling at Rune.

Leaning over, Calder kissed his lover and handed him an extra slice of cake. "I'll call Jupiter in the morning." It was all that they could do. The blond rested his head on his husband's shoulder, hand resting on Rune's thigh.

Pulling away to look at Tomias, Nikkos bit his bottom lip. "I... What if something happens again?" he asked, obviously scared out of his wits that they would have another scare like they had with Nikko. "I can't risk losing you again, Mias..."
 
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