If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em. Looking for Vapid Male Character Tropes
I've become bored with plots that are based entirely around the concept of, "how the sex-obsessed male expects every female character who crosses his path, regardless of gender, orientation, or appearance to beg him to fuck her within three seconds of meeting", which comprises approximately 99.99% of requests on these boards, so I'm looking for something so rarely found on Blue Moon.
Yes, Gentlemen, I'm requesting one of your characters locate that capacity for independent thought so kindly gifted by evolution to us all (incredibly, I do mean all, even those lacking an additional X Chromosome) then - here comes the
unique and
outlandish part - actually utilise it to do something that
isnโt initiated by his cock. I know it must appear a mind-boggingly
adult concept and so much more far-fetched and fantastical than even those non-existent vampire and werewolf creatures you like to portray, but it won't kill him, I promise. Once we're done, we could submit it to 'Ripley's Believe It Or Not'. Think of the fame.
โI'm nothing but just another superficial, egotistical, walking, talking Dominant male clone who expects every female to immediately drop to the floor, panting in desire and spreading her legs whenever I flex my biceps," does become tedious after a while. As does being the one required to allow my preferences for build-up, story depth and plot development to be steamrolled over simply because every female character is supposedly so turned on when graced with the scent of testosterone that her brain and inhibitions fly out the window.
What Iโd
like, is to write against a male capable of developing a story together, and a man with depth of personality, charm, wit and intelligence enough to be intrinsically attractive to a woman, whoโll exhibit the very same qualities in return, rather than one too weak of mind or intellect to be able to find one to sleep with without brute physical force being his first - and last - resort. How Dark Ages.
I realise that I should be exiled from the roleplaying guild,and banished to the hellfires of purgatory for all eternity for even daring to suggest that my character play an equal part in the story where sex occurs with an interesting male and makes sense in the context of the plot, but what can I say? Iโm a woman who knows what she wants. If all your character can do is metaphorically scratch him armpits, grab his balls and grunt to assert his perceived โmasculinityโ in the misplaced assumption that will have us women immediately soaking our panties, then I'm not interested. It's what makes the difference between it being a story, and me just being something for you to jerk off to.
If it's the latter you're after,
click here. The tales are pre-written for your reading pleasure, so you won't even have to write a starter post that doesnโt include smut. Just insert your character's name where appropriate. I don't care how talented of a writer you are, I'll take a great partner with less literary skill over someone who's amazingly skilled at stringing words together but believes turning a normal woman into a pining, groveling sex-craving slut within three posts just so he can get his jollies off on the other side of the screen is in any way believable, every single time. Neither is, generally speaking, anal on the first date!
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