The Wish Game

[amaya]

Granted, but soon you figured out that it's quality isn't as it was, and causes you many health problems.

I wish I could time travel into the Age of Dinosaurs?!

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Granted. Except the moment you get there, you land in a pile of poo before being stepped on by a T-rex.

I wish I could catch a break from all the fighting and mess ups.

 

[amaya]

Granted, You never fight again cause your kidnapped, tight up for the rest of your life by your sexy lover.

I wish i could spend a weekend on snow and enjoy it?

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Granted. But then you are trapped in the snow and never ever finds you.

I wish my hair was bluer.

 

[amaya]

Granted! only who gets near you becomes as blue as your hair.

I wish I was able to travel on an alien-ship?

 

[Russian Vodka]

Granted. Though the aliens strap you up for anal probing before dissecting you alive.

I wish for the ability to travel all over the world without having to pay.

 

[chief]

granted, but your miss all of your flights.

i wish for the ability to transfer my mind into video games and become a ultimate hacking virus

 

[amaya]

Granted! only the new antivirus finds you soon and deletes you for good.

I wish could spend some time exploring the darkness!

 

[0The0Midget0]

Granted! But you come to find you can't get out and you aren't as alone as you thought you were.

I wish the next 98 days would pass by quickly.

 

[lowblow emma]

Granted, but it was over two and a half years before anyone noticed you again.

I wish that all my orgasms would go multiple.

 

[XXtraPrince]

Granted, with alacrity - but you may find it difficult to get anything done, afterward.

I wish the little girl upstairs would leave her combat boots in the closet when she runs back and forth through their apartment.

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Granted, she now runs in your room with normal boots.

I wish that my friends would never feel sad or angry again...

 

[Dr. Nibbles]

Granted, but they're all annoyingly happy all the time. Like TGI Friday's Happy Birthday song happy.

I wish I could switch genders back and forth at my own will.

 

[XXtraPrince]

Granted, but prospective lovers will surely wonder about the zippers....

I wish I could shake the habit of volunteering my time for causes and activities about which I care nothing.

 

[sirix]

Granted, but now you care for all causes and activities that you hear mention of.

I wish all my heart problems would go away so I can finally join the military.

 

[KimiDoll]

Granted, but you will never be promoted above corporal.

I wish I had the power to change my body shape and appearance at will via a character creator that only I can access.

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Granted, but you will only have extremely mix-matched options. (Clown hair, out of century dress, etc)

I wish I could enter any anime I wanted and be important to story line.

 

[Mister Grimm]

Granted, but it turns out to be a tentacle based hentai

I wish I was Indiana Jones

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

(I wouldn't really mind that)

Granted, but you start by being in the bolder running seen without warning and being crushed.

I wish I could be a pyromancer...

 

[XXtraPrince]

Granted, but you get burned at work and can't practice anymore.

I wish I could be on the colonial expedition to Gliese 581.

 

[sirix]

Granted, but the voyage is never seen or heard from again.

I wish I could be a Spartan from Halo.

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Granted, but a you are sent to reach. (ya, see you never)

I wish I could make anyone I want fall for me.

 

[neko_onna]

Granted, but once they fall in love with you they become insanely, annoyingly jealous of everything.

I wish I could get better sleep at night.

 

[Mister Grimm]

Granted, but now you sleep 12 months at a time instead of hours

I wish I could be a Warhammer Space Marine