Randy and Baby (Uncle Dis and Enos)

Randy's whole face had by that point gone bright green; he chewed his lip as he felt his heart flutter in his chest, the whole thing dreadful and overwhelming but exciting and surprisingly right... "M-maybe I do want that," he managed, softly rubbing the tip of his nose against hers and still holding his hands beneath her hair.

"B...but, you and that girl...I don't understand!" said Baby, although her arms were already reaching to wrap around his shoulders.

"It wat'n nothin' special, just a hook-up," Randy replied, shaking his head. "Iss... it's different when I'm with you." He took a deep breath. "An' I think I know why," he continued, encircling her in his arms. "I... I love you."

"Y...you do?" Baby asked, her expression perplexed as she looked up at him.

He nodded. "Uh huh." He stroked her hair. "They's somethin' special 'bout you an' I can't stand the thought of losin' it," he confessed.

She buried her face in his chest, "I....I didn't really want to go," she confessed.

He hugged her close and nuzzled her head. "So you'll stay with me?"

"Yes, yes I will," said Baby.

Randy smiled and gave her a big kiss. He wasn't quite sure what it would mean for him, but he was pleased nonetheless.

Baby hugged him tightly, "I think before we do anything, we need to discuss our relationship," she said.

"Right. Ah... Well, does anything have to change?" asked Randy. He'd been enjoying things just the way they were, though having never shared a thing like romantic love with anyone, he was unsure of whether she'd be expecting something more.

"Well.....are we going to be exclusive? That's sort of how couples work, we don't see anyone but each other," Baby explained.

Randy frowned and bit his lip, ears folding a bit at the thought. "That... that'd be a lot of change," he said slowly. He'd had a girlfriend once before, and that had not been exclusive on a physical level. He'd never even considered such a thing to be a possibility. Then again, he reasoned, he'd never considered love in this sense a possibility, either. Perhaps he'd find that it changed his feelings and desires somehow. It seemed to work for others, including his parents as far as he was aware.

"I know, but can we please try?" Baby asked.

"Alright," he replied after a moment's hesitation. After all, trying was the only way to find out how it would work, and he certainly didn't want to lose her... "What exactly do you count as 'seeing' someone?"

"Sleeping with them, preforming sex acts on them, being in a romantic relationship with them, those kind of things," said Baby.

Randy nodded. "Is that only for real people you meet, or...?"

"You're allowed to have porn" Baby chuckled and gave him a pat.

He smiled faintly. "If I'da known that would be my last fling, I'da picked somebody better for it," he murmured.

"Well, from this point on you and I are going to be monogamous," Baby gave him a kiss.

With a soft sigh he returned her kiss, still not liking the sound of it but willing to try for her sake. He couldn't see how, but he supposed he shouldn't completely write off the possibility that he'd learn to enjoy it...

For the next month everything seemed fine, Baby was pleased that Randy was trying so hard and she did her best to accommodate him as much as possible...but she was only human, and her stamina was limited.

Randy VIII, on the other hand, did not tire easily and had always had a voracious sexual appetite. Not only was he non-human, but special-class at that. When it came to raging hormones, no Schickelgruber was hit quite so hard as one of the rare special-class. It was because of this that his kind was not only expected but required to receive extra training and be put to use by the military. He was built to be aggressive and tough, and came naturally equipped with a high reproductive drive. Adding this to seemingly limitless energy and his own personal taste for variety and exploration was bound to diminish the likelihood of this monogamous lifestyle with Baby remaining satisfactory for long. Indeed, after the passage of a few weeks he was already feeling restless, and the pornography just wasn't cutting it. There were so many things it seemed Baby couldn't or wouldn't do, and while he held nothing against her for it, he couldn't help missing the things he'd grown used to before entering the relationship. Not only were certain acts no longer possible and the overall frequency less than what he was used to, but he missed having that sort of connection with other people--particularly his "regulars". Sexuality for him had always been about more than just physical release; it had been a way to connect with other individuals on a variety of levels. Perhaps it worked out well for his parents and plenty of others, but Randy VIII was beginning to find the whole thing a bit frustrating. Still, he did love Baby and had no desire to upset her...

It was one day while he was out that a young Schiklegruber named Nelson found him...

Randy VIII gave him a listless nod in greeting, insisting that he had work to do.