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(12:14:12) Neurok_Shinobi: Any magic players on at the moment?
(12:14:33) Misha_Hiroki: I'm a former Magic player
(12:14:47) Mr_Master: I don't -play- Magic.
(12:14:53) Nihilistic_Impact: Nor I.
(12:14:53) Misha_Hiroki: I think I was 12 the last time I played
(12:15:02) Qardo: ..oh the card game...good didn't make an ass of myself....
(12:15:05) Neurok_Shinobi: WEll your no fun.
(12:15:13) Mr_Master: I live it.
(12:15:16) Misha_Hiroki: XD
(12:15:19) Neurok_Shinobi: Well.-
(12:15:19) TheDuchess: ....
(12:15:21) Mr_Master: wait, cards?
(12:15:31) Mr_Master: Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking about... nvm
 
(11:12:41) Kingschoolyou: FUCK!
(11:12:49) Kingschoolyou: I just sent a PM with a typo fail in it.
(11:13:02) Kingschoolyou: "Gimme a sex I have to get them out of my car" >.>;;......​...
(11:13:09) Kingschoolyou: Sec********​***
(11:13:15) Neurok_Shinobi: Heh.
(11:13:28) Corporal_Bunny: Once I had to say "Brb I have to go to the dock a sec." but I typoed "Brb I have to go to the dick a sex"
 
(11:19:52) Anansi: I mean most women don't carry their vagina like a purse like that but you're a trendsetter​!
(11:20:33) Mr_Master: Vagina in a purse?
(11:20:36) Mr_Master: Fleshlight?
(11:20:49) Neurok_Shinobi: Vagina as a purse.
(11:20:49) Misha_Hiroki: lol
(11:21:04) Neurok_Shinobi: Stretchy.
(11:21:10) Mr_Master: indeed!
(11:21:18) Mr_Master: and you can always know where your keys are!
(11:21:33) Kingschoolyou: Talk about pocket pussy....
(11:21:34) Anansi: a golden purse holding a gold vagina, holding a bronze vagina
 
16:54:30) AkumaTsuki: I CHOOSE HITLAR
(16:54:32) AkumaTsuki: RAWR
(16:54:46) Remec looks in his deck...does​n't have a rape card.
(16:54:53) Hero: Hitler is a pokemon now?
(16:55:13) Mitsu: Yeah, he evolves from Cheney, Hero.
 
(18:18:09) PadanFain: my mustache is so potent, all the ladies who touches it gets pregnant
(18:18:25) Misha_Hiroki neckstabs kiko while she operates on Hahvy
(18:18:30) Bathos: What kinda stache is it?
(18:18:55) PadanFain: >_0
(18:18:59) PadanFain: regular
(18:19:04) PadanFain: cover my upper lip kind
(18:19:11) Bathos: I ...
(18:19:12) Misha_Hiroki: It's a half-assed porno 'stache
(18:19:15) Bathos: All right.
(18:19:21) Bathos: THANK YOU, MISHA.
(18:19:28) Misha_Hiroki: ^^
(18:19:30) PadanFain: >8[
(18:19:35) Bathos: Let's dispense with all the smartassery and answer Bathos' questions once in a while.
(18:19:47) PadanFain: NEVER!
(18:20:15) Bathos: Le sigh.
(18:20:19) PadanFain seeks to be difficult
(18:20:28) Bathos seeks to end you.
(18:20:29) Misha_Hiroki snaps Paddy's neck then uses his corpse as a bat and hits a home run on Bathos.
(18:20:41) Misha_Hiroki: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
(18:21:04) Bathos: Um.
(18:21:09) Bathos scored on?
(18:21:19) Misha_Hiroki: You were the ball, Bathos
(18:21:29) Bathos scored WITH?
 
(19:42:20) Kingschoolyou farts glitter.
(19:42:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pisses excellence.
(19:42:55) Kingschoolyou shits glory
(19:43:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- vomits rainbows.
(19:43:20) Kingschoolyou sneezes awesome.
(19:43:36) Misha_Hiroki poops gold
(19:43:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- coughs amazingness.
(19:44:01) Kingschoolyou bleeds diamonds.
(19:44:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- oozes silver.
(19:44:25) Misha_Hiroki sweats lapis lazuli
(19:44:39) Kingschoolyou cums platinum.
(19:44:52) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- cries white-gold.
(19:45:19) Kingschoolyou sweats saphires.
(19:45:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- perspires rubies.
(19:46:11) Kingschoolyou defecates FIAR.
(19:47:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- burps ICE.
(19:47:29) Kingschoolyou bleches toxic gas.
(19:47:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FAIL
(19:47:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FAIL
(19:47:57) Kingschoolyou: Typo fail...
(19:47:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YOU FUCKING FAIL
(19:47:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I WIN
(19:48:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
(19:48:22) Kingschoolyou steals Hahvy's thunder.
(19:48:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- steals King's face.
(19:48:43) Kingschoolyou: YOU CAN HAVE IT >8U
(19:48:47) Kingschoolyou: I mean...
(19:48:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FINE, CAUSE YOU UGLY.
(19:48:50) Kingschoolyou: Mffmfmfmfmmmmm!
 
(15:17:16) AkumaTsuki watches chat from the corner, hiding behind a hand, breating heavily...cawk in one hand bionoculars in the other
(15:17:23) AkumaTsuki: ^BUSH
(15:17:23) vampire_seduction wiggles about "Oh? Expecting someone else?" snickers
(15:17:34) Remec: Hmm...y;know, I feel a little like a mom too. Wonder where I can find one?
(15:17:40) Arisilde: *Blush* Well...no.
(15:17:50) TakodaVega: o.o
(15:17:54) vampire_seduction nibbles "Gewd"
(15:17:55) Misha_Hiroki neckstabs a random person >.>
(15:18:00) TakodaVega is watching her siblings who are 10 years her junior and under.
(15:18:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hey, Aky.
(15:18:02) vampire_seduction feels something tingle
(15:18:09) vampire_seduction: I sense a presence
(15:18:13) AkumaTsuki is stabbed
(15:18:15) vampire_seduction: A presene I've not felt since...
(15:18:16) AkumaTsuki dies
(15:18:27) vampire_seduction: Wait, nevermind. It's gone
(15:18:28) Misha_Hiroki molests Aku's corpse
(15:18:31) AkumaTsuki dies cawk still in hand, bionoculars in the other
(15:18:32) Arisilde: *Revives Aku via rape*
 
(15:21:45) AkumaTsuki moans
(15:21:46) kikora olates MM's horn
(15:21:54) AkumaTsuki: Olates?
(15:21:55) Mr_Master: olates?
(15:21:56) Bathos: I did.
(15:22:06) Bathos raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaped so gud.
(15:22:10) AkumaTsuki: Is that oiling with Oats?
(15:22:13) vampire_seduction: indeed
(15:22:16) kikora: Violates*
(15:22:16) Arisilde: XD
(15:22:18) AkumaTsuki: Sounds like sexy...and nutrious
(15:22:23) Mr_Master: ... that would be sexy.
(15:22:25) Arisilde: OM NOM NOM
(15:22:33) kikora kicks keyboard
(15:22:37) Mr_Master: XD
 
(05:47:27) PadanFain: anybody still here?
(05:49:36) PadanFain: >,0
(05:49:43) PadanFain: >>
(05:49:45) PadanFain: <<
(05:49:50) PadanFain: ^w^
(05:50:37) PadanFain finds himself alone...supposedly(paranoid still) and settles down to sharpening his hunting knife collection
(06:02:51) PadanFain: *then, along comes Steve the cat, still alive after that fiasco with Misha. Padan glares at the feline bitterly and is ignored as he passes. But just before he's turned the corner of the nearby doorway, Steve turns and winks at Fain. Then he runs as a knife lodges itself into the wall behind where the cat had just been, and Padan snaps his fingers in regret*
(06:26:43) Kitsune_Yurka just walks away, not saying a word.
(06:26:57) PadanFain: 8[

--later--

(11:54:27) Kitsune_Yurka walks in and glances at Padan, "Get that cat yet?"
(11:54:42) PadanFain: no -_-;
(11:54:51) Kitsune_Yurka: bullets help
(11:55:16) PadanFain: hm
(11:55:30) Kitsune_Yurka: and not ordinary bullets, Danmaku bullets
(11:55:30) PadanFain throws bullets at Steve and they bounce off and the cat hisses
(11:55:41) PadanFain: >8[
(11:56:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- coaxes Steve to sit in her lap with salmon.
(11:56:48) PadanFain: >8U
(11:57:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- pets Steve. <3
(11:57:16) PadanFain: BETRAYAL!
(11:57:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: HEY
(11:57:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I DON"T PLAY CARDS WITH HIM.
(11:58:17) Kitsune_Yurka picks up a ball of snow out of nowhere. "DIAMOND BLIZZARD! -easy-" A flurry of sizable ice spikes fly everywhere, not hitting a single thing except the wall.
(11:58:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- stares as she pets Steve and he purrs.
(11:58:46) PadanFain throws bullets at Kitsune and they bounce off
(11:58:54) PadanFain: >8[
(11:59:05) Misha_Hiroki sees a Loony
(11:59:16) TakodaVega: o.o
(11:59:23) Kitsune_Yurka: ok so i am no better than Cirno at that o_o;
(11:59:28) TakodaVega nibbles on her banana.
 
(12:30:08) Erato: If my vagina could talk, it would probably have a very foul mouth.
(12:30:33) Misha_Hiroki: lawl
(12:30:37) Erato: Either that or randomly shout things like, "Seeeeeeeymoouuuuurrrr! Feeeeeeed meeeeee!"
(12:30:47) Kitsune_Yurka: XD
(12:31:26) Erato: And probably at the most inopportune of times as well. Like in the middle of standing in a crowded bus.
(12:32:53) Kitsune_Yurka: XD
(12:33:13) Dark_Times: Hello all
(12:33:17) Kitsune_Yurka: if my penis could talk it would always sing "Hairless and fancy free"
(12:33:34) Kitsune_Yurka: "You and i should shave our pubic haiiirrrsss"
(12:33:53) Misha_Hiroki: lolpubes
(12:34:31) Erato: Now..I have a strange mental image of vagina ninjas and penis ninjas fighting..
(12:34:43) Dark_Times: o_O
(12:34:52) Erato: This is the last time I eat right before I go to bed.
(12:35:09) Erato: "Your Penis style cannot defeat my Vagina style."
 
(14:49:24) Lieutenant_Ducky: I don't know if it's the lack of male presence, but it seems like the chat is far more lesbian than normal.
(14:49:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I SEND MY LOVE!
(14:49:31) The_Broken_Lunatic: Me too.
(14:49:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: There is only Remie as a male here.
(14:49:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: So yes, lesbianic is the way to go.
(14:49:53) TheyDontKnowIBurn: But lesbian chattage is funnnnn
(14:49:58) The_Broken_Lunatic ish only half lesbo, tho.
(14:50:04) The_Broken_Lunatic: > >
(14:50:05) TheyDontKnowIBurn fondles everyone
(14:50:06) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- same as BL.
(14:50:13) Remec would have more of a presence but wouldn't want to step on anyone's toes or anything
(14:50:13) TheyDontKnowIBurn: I am half too
(14:50:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(14:50:21) The_Broken_Lunatic: Together we make a lesbian, hahvy
(14:50:21) Lieutenant_Ducky: Depends on the day.
(14:50:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- coos at the fondles. <3
(14:50:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WOO!
(14:50:28) Remec: I's till learnin' after all
(14:50:30) Lieutenant_Ducky: I've pretty much decided that men are a waste of time.
(14:50:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: BL + Me = SUPER LESBO
(14:50:48) The_Broken_Lunatic: LAWL
(14:50:49) TheyDontKnowIBurn: I need another half lesbian so I can be one whole
(14:50:53) The_Broken_Lunatic: With a cape?
(14:50:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WITH A CAPE!
(14:51:02) Erato: I'm only 'gay' for the right women. ~Fondles Gaz~
(14:51:06) The_Broken_Lunatic: LESBIAN AND A HALF!!!
(14:51:10) The_Broken_Lunatic: XD
(14:51:12) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Sweet!
(14:51:15) The_Broken_Lunatic: Super ultra Lesbian!
(14:51:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: My cheezit is also a lesbian. It tried to jump down my shirt. o.o
(14:51:27) The_Broken_Lunatic rolls with laughter
(14:51:31) Remec: By all means, let me be y'alls time-waster
(14:51:37) TheyDontKnowIBurn gives lapdances to all
(14:51:43) Lieutenant_Ducky: How do you know that it doesn't have a concealed, cheesey penis?
(14:51:44) The_Broken_Lunatic wastes time on Rem.
(14:51:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Cause I ate it and it didn't fill my mouth to the brim.
(14:52:04) TheyDontKnowIBurn: lulz
(14:52:09) Lieutenant_Ducky cracks up.
(14:52:14) The_Broken_Lunatic: Eunich Cheezit.
(14:52:26) Remec: Cheezit Castrato
(14:52:35) The_Broken_Lunatic: Dear god....
(14:52:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: At least I'm ending their misery the easy way.
(14:52:42) The_Broken_Lunatic: Now I'm wondering what a Cheezit penor looks like.
(14:52:45) TheyDontKnowIBurn: By eating them?
(14:52:45) The_Broken_Lunatic: ......
(14:52:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes.
(14:52:48) The_Broken_Lunatic: AGHGHGH!!!!
(14:52:52) The_Broken_Lunatic: The images!!!
(14:52:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD!!!
(14:52:54) The_Broken_Lunatic: MAKE THEM STOP!!1
(14:52:58) Erato: Probably one of those combos things.
(14:52:59) The_Broken_Lunatic pours bleach into her eyes.
(14:53:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- tries not to choke on her cheezits from laughter.
(14:53:18) Broomhandle45: I walked into something odd.
(14:53:20) The_Broken_Lunatic: X3
(14:53:26) TheyDontKnowIBurn rapes BL's mind to erase the images
(14:53:27) Erato: Combos are cheezit penor that have been removed to be sold seperate
(14:53:29) Remec: I threw a bunch of cheezits into the food procesor last week to mke crumbs for meatloaf
(14:53:36) The_Broken_Lunatic has been mindfucked.
(14:53:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Now BL is gonna be thinking of that all day during work.
(14:53:47) The_Broken_Lunatic: > <.
(14:53:49) The_Broken_Lunatic: No doubt.
(14:53:50) Lieutenant_Ducky: Oh wow.
(14:53:56) The_Broken_Lunatic: I'll be laughing all day
(14:53:57) TheyDontKnowIBurn: Did it work, BL?
(14:54:01) Lieutenant_Ducky: Those are some big penors.
(14:54:01) The_Broken_Lunatic: And people will be scared.
 
(22:11:07) Ilovegoatse: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://i38.tinypic.com/303gw05.jpg">http://i38.tinypic.com/303gw05.jpg</a><!-- m -->
(22:11:11) TakodaVega gives everyone kisses {the chocolate kind of course} and snuggles and luffles on everyone <3
(22:11:18) Mr_Master: Night, Vega...
(22:11:32) Mr_Woman: thats a great link, thanks :)
(22:11:38) Ilovegoatse: That's a sample from my fapping folder
(22:11:42) Ilovegoatse: I'm not joking
(22:11:45) Mr_Master: ... at that point, you gotta say "what's the point?"
(22:11:46) TakodaVega: What the matter MM? >>
(22:11:57) Ilovegoatse: THERE IS A POINT
(22:11:57) Ilovegoatse: GOD
(22:12:00) TheyDontKnowIBurn: F is for friends who do stuff together...
(22:12:13) Mitsu: ...
(22:12:22) Ilovegoatse: >8u
(22:12:25) Ilovegoatse bad touches Mitsu
(22:12:27) Mr_Master: XD Skeletons no longer have boners, so why is it trying to give oral?
(22:12:35) Mitsu loves it
(22:12:38) Ilovegoatse: :3
(22:12:40) Ilovegoatse: Here, Mitsu
(22:12:43) Ilovegoatse: I'm going to sing you a song
(22:12:45) Mr_Master: ... all righty, then.
(22:12:59) Ilovegoatse: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXiP76cOego">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXiP76cOego</a><!-- m -->
(22:13:31) Ilovegoatse: (I'm the guitarist, Mitsu)
(22:13:34) TakodaVega: I wonder if one of those 'skeletons' is Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
(22:13:35) TakodaVega: >>
(22:13:40) Ilovegoatse: Augh
(22:13:42) Ilovegoatse: that
(22:13:43) Ilovegoatse: it just
(22:13:44) Ilovegoatse: augh
(22:13:55) Ilovegoatse: that stuff isn't funny anymore because it's so over mentioned D8
(22:14:25) Mitsu: lol
(22:14:33) Mitsu: Oh god... why haven't I seen this yet?!
(22:14:48) Ilovegoatse: Amusingly enough, I actually look a lot like the guy in the blue short
(22:14:49) Ilovegoatse: -shirt
(22:14:53) Ilovegoatse: But yes, this is my SONG TO YOU
(22:15:10) Mitsu: I found new masturbation music!
(22:15:19) Ilovegoatse: Yesss
(22:15:21) Mitsu: Thanks, Ilovegoatse!
(22:15:23) Ilovegoatse: and picture me badtouching you >8u
(22:15:24) Ilovegoatse: All night long
(22:15:59) Mitsu: With Ilovegoatse, my life has improved 200%! He's the natural male stimulant!
(22:16:06) Ilovegoatse: Sit on your hand and pretend it's me!
(22:16:37) Mr_Master: a good touch is like a handjob, and a bad touch is like... well...
(22:16:40) Ilovegoatse: :3
(22:16:42) Mitsu now has a boner!
(22:16:46) Ilovegoatse: yay!
 
(22:26:36) rose_of_wutai: yes, it is
(22:32:36) Ilovegoatse: WAKE UP
(22:32:44) Ilovegoatse beats the chat up violently
(22:32:58) rose_of_wutai gets beaten
(22:33:09) Ilovegoatse: D:
(22:33:11) PadanFain is beaten also
(22:33:14) Ilovegoatse: Padan!
(22:33:18) Ilovegoatse sobs
(22:33:20) Ilovegoatse: I'm so sorry babe
(22:33:22) PadanFain: goaty!
(22:33:24) Ilovegoatse: My drinking got out of control
(22:33:31) Ilovegoatse: You know I love you
(22:33:35) PadanFain: >>;
(22:33:43) Ilovegoatse pets Padan
(22:33:46) Ilovegoatse: I promise I won't hit you again
(22:33:52) Mr_Master: He will.
(22:33:54) Ilovegoatse: O-okay? I'm a changed man now
(22:33:57) Mr_Master: He's an abuser.
(22:33:57) Ilovegoatse: SHUT THE FUCK UP DADDY
(22:33:58) PadanFain: ^^;
(22:34:03) Ilovegoatse RAPES DADDY VIOLENTLY
(22:34:04) Mr_Master: Get out while you can.
(22:34:05) Ilovegoatse: Padan
(22:34:07) Ilovegoatse: you know I love you
(22:34:11) Ilovegoatse handcuffs Padan to the radiator
(22:34:13) Mr_Master: Just leave and never look AWK!
(22:34:15) Mr_Master is raped
(22:34:21) PadanFain: O,O;
(22:34:34) Ilovegoatse: I love you babe
(22:34:36) Ilovegoatse slaps Padan
(22:34:37) PadanFain looks at radiator and tests his bounds
(22:34:40) Ilovegoatse: I hit you because I love you
(22:34:46) PadanFain looks hurt
(22:34:49) Ilovegoatse: But I promise I won't hit you again
(22:34:51) Ilovegoatse: but I love you
(22:34:53) rose_of_wutai swoops in a vine to rescue padan
(22:34:56) Ilovegoatse rubs his penis on Padan's butt
(22:35:02) Ilovegoatse: He's chained to a radiator
(22:35:03) rose_of_wutai crashes into wall
(22:35:04) PadanFain: 0_0
(22:35:06) Ilovegoatse: you prolly broke his arm at best
(22:35:14) Ilovegoatse chains Padan up again
(22:35:24) Ilovegoatse fixes a cinder block between Padan's tied up legs
(22:35:25) PadanFain is broked and beaten and violated and chained again
(22:35:28) rose_of_wutai: no hes fine i crashed into a wall first
(22:35:29) Ilovegoatse BREAKS THEM WITH A HAMMER
(22:35:31) MrPenguin: Rose you are suppose to crash through the wall and say, "OH YEA!!!!"
(22:35:41) Ilovegoatse: D8 that's how daddy raped me
(22:35:45) Ilovegoatse: crashed through the walls of my anus
(22:35:46) Ilovegoatse: screaming
(22:35:50) Ilovegoatse: "OH YEA!!!!"
(22:35:53) Ilovegoatse: 8<
(22:36:02) PadanFain: ~,~;
(22:36:09) Mr_Master: I am not Kool Aide Man
(22:36:13) Ilovegoatse: Yes you are
(22:36:19) TheDuchess: ya you are MM
(22:36:26) Mr_Master: ...
(22:36:29) Mr_Master: OH NO!
(22:36:44) TheDuchess: OH YEA!
(22:36:48) Mr_Master gets up from where Goaty had wrestled him down to rape him.
(22:36:53) rose_of_wutai: oh my!
(22:37:03) Ilovegoatse sobs
(22:37:11) Ilovegoatse: DADDY IT'S NOT GOOFY TIME
(22:37:14) Ilovegoatse: 8<
(22:37:45) Mr_Master is not goofy, is Kool Aid Man, according to you...
(22:38:04) rose_of_wutai: and me
(22:38:08) TheDuchess dyes MM Red all over
(22:38:11) Mr_Master busts through wall with radiator, dragging broken-legged Padan outside with him via the handcuff
(22:38:14) Mr_Master: OH YEAH!
 
(23:53:59) Bathos: Homework. I miss homework.
(23:54:20) Mitsu: I never even did homework while I was in school.
(23:54:47) Mitsu: I passed with D's and C's on straight A and B test grades.
(23:55:13) Bathos: I did when it was the only thing I was forced to do. Then, due to a slight, errr, disagreement with my folks, I had to get a job.
(23:55:40) Bathos: And then balancing the two became a little too much. And so now here I am, missing homework. Like a nerd.
(23:55:53) Mr_Master: Nerds are some of the best people, though.
(23:56:03) Bathos: I'll second that.
(23:56:05) Mitsu: Unless you're a Mandark.
(23:56:10) Broomhandle45: I didn't have nearly enough credits to graduate..so I've been trying to get a GED. Although the school I'm going to makes me feel like I'm getting conned.
(23:56:28) AkumaTsuki: MANDARK WHERE??
(23:56:36) AkumaTsuki: I like sexy skinny whiney nerds
(23:56:38) Mr_Master: Ha ha! ha ha!
(23:56:53) Mitsu: Well... I'm a sexy, skinny nerd, but I don't whine.
(23:57:02) Mr_Master is remembering the Speed Racer episode...
(23:57:04) Mitsu: HA HAHA... Ha ha ha haha!
(23:57:14) Mitsu: I fucked that up.
(23:57:59) Mr_Master: Now you just gotta work on your Eddie Deezen impression, and you'll have Aku swooning!
(23:58:04) AkumaTsuki: Are you pastey?
(23:58:17) AkumaTsuki: And don't mind getting run over?
(23:58:31) Mitsu: No and I don't like getting run over.
(23:58:47) AkumaTsuki: Damn then no
(23:58:52) Mitsu: Well... I'm not sure if I'm pasty, but I am growing paler each month.
(23:59:02) Broomhandle45: I glow in the dark
(23:59:13) AkumaTsuki: I think I'm going to put that down as a dateable trait, "Must not mind getting run over by my car"
(23:59:17) AkumaTsuki: I find it sexy
(23:59:31) AkumaTsuki: Glow in the dark makes it easier to run you down at night Broomy
 
(08:06:38) Erato: ~Chuckles~ It's a strange paradox in that while you're at work, you wish you had more time to roleplay. And when you don't have to work, you find yourself having a hard time sitting through a roleplay
(08:07:13) PadanFain: heh, yeah. :D
(08:07:30) PadanFain: er...I mean, I've never experienced that. You're weird!
(08:07:32) PadanFain: >8U
(08:07:37) PadanFain points accusingly
(08:08:15) Erato: SHUT UP, PADAN! OHMYGODI'MGONNAMAKEAPVPTHREADABOUTHOWMEANYOUARETOMEEEE
(08:08:34) PadanFain: lol
(08:08:38) PadanFain: BRING IT!
(08:08:42) PadanFain: >8U
(08:08:46) Erato: Oh, I WILL bring it!
(08:08:53) PadanFain: I'll make a comic about how stoopid you are!
(08:09:03) Erato: It will be brought and you will WISH I hadn't br---oh yeah?
(08:09:12) Erato: I will....
(08:09:14) PadanFain: XD
(08:10:06) Erato: I will use my powers as a Muse to seduce Steve, and we will have lots of angry kitty babies who will have but one goal in mind; taking your monies and eating your drawing paper. Oh, and misplacing your pins and scratching your shins.
(08:10:25) PadanFain: 0,0
(08:10:27) Erato: So maybe that's just a bit more than one goal but who cares!
(08:10:38) PadanFain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(08:11:00) PadanFain rereads and counts on fingers
(08:11:16) Erato: And then..when we're done with that...I'll string you up and let Misha and Havy do their very, very worse to you
(08:11:36) PadanFain: Oooo! I'm SCARED now!
(08:11:41) PadanFain: >8[
(08:12:00) Erato: What is that, sass, Padan? 'Oh look everyone! Padan's back'
 
(12:15:11) Mr_Master snuggles the gals in the chat
(12:15:19) Erato Snuggles him back.
(12:15:20) kikora snugs back
(12:15:42) Erato Suddenly bursts out laughing at sudden though
(12:15:45) Erato: *thought
(12:16:15) Mr_Master: that thought being?
(12:16:54) Erato: You appearing all innocent and friendly, snuggling a bunch of us girls in chat..then when you have us close enough, morphing into a tentacle monster with this..really creepy leer on your face XD
(12:18:13) Mr_Master: >.>
(12:18:21) Mr_Master: but that would NEVER happen!
(12:18:32) Mr_Master: Now c'mere and hug Uncle Master!
 
(16:40:16) rose_of_wutai challenges chat to a duel
(16:40:20) rose_of_wutai loses
(16:40:23) rose_of_wutai cries
(16:40:26) TheDuchess puts on her head phones listening to owl city
(16:40:26) Zalvek: O-o;
(16:40:27) Mr_Master comforts.
(16:40:38) Mr_Master listens to a bunch of owls.
(16:40:38) Mitsu: Howdy
(16:40:50) Mr_Master: Damn, they should really close that hole in the wall.
(16:40:52) TheDuchess: MM: smartass!
(16:40:58) Mr_Master: XD
(16:41:06) Mr_Master: yes, my ass is about the only smart thing about me!
(16:41:07) kikora uses Paddy's exploded and taped back together penis to comfort Wutai...
(16:41:08) TheDuchess: MIT!
(16:41:17) TheDuchess: T_T
(16:41:21) Mr_Master: Yo, Mitty. How's things?
(16:41:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- rolls about.
(16:41:33) Mitsu: Hello there, TheDuchess. Horrible, Mr_Master.
(16:41:34) TheDuchess: photoshop is being female on me
(16:41:38) TheDuchess cries
(16:41:44) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: "Please, oh please, oh please, be my prisonser!"
(16:41:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: prisoner*
(16:41:51) Mitsu: You mean... it's being wonderful to sex?
(16:42:03) TheDuchess: no its being moody!
(16:42:06) kikora nuzzles Mitsu
(16:42:09) Mr_Master: Sorry to hear that, Mitty. Or is that just usual?
(16:42:27) Mr_Master is ready to go home RIGHT NOW but still has 20 mins to go.
(16:42:34) Mitsu: No, my sleeping habits are back to fucked up.
(16:42:44) TheDuchess glues MM's smartass to the chair
(16:43:07) Erato Jumps on M&M's back and spurs his sides. "Hi Ho Silver! Away!"
(16:43:07) Mitsu nuzzles kikora, "How's the birthday cuming along?"
(16:43:30) rose_of_wutai: XD
(16:43:46) Mr_Master rides away with his ass glued to a chair.
(16:43:54) rose_of_wutai: i did not know birthday's had sexual organs and could ejaculate
(16:44:10) Mr_Master: There are many things about birthdays you are unaware of.
(16:44:12) Mitsu: Mr_Master... just watch him go! It's breathtaking.
(16:44:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SO WILD AND FREEE
(16:44:38) rose_of_wutai detonate claymore in front of mm
(16:44:58) Mr_Master rides to the top of a hill and rears up against the backdrop of the setting sun
(16:45:01) Mr_Master then explodes
 
(16:52:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nuzzles Nyoko.
(16:52:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Nyoko, I was curious about something.
(16:52:15) Nyoko: Yes?
(16:52:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Where do you live? Statewise. o.o
(16:52:17) HKitten: <3
(16:52:22) Nihilistic_Impact wanders to get some food
(16:52:25) HKitten: GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS
(16:52:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(16:52:29) HKitten: >o>
(16:52:30) Nyoko: IA... why? xD
(16:52:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: IA...?
(16:52:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Where is that?
(16:52:42) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: o.o
(16:52:43) Nyoko: Iowa...
(16:52:44) Nyoko: xD
(16:52:48) HKitten: Iowa?
(16:52:49) HKitten: oh
(16:52:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD Oh wow.
(16:52:50) HKitten: >o>
(16:52:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Because.
(16:52:57) Nyoko: lol. Its alright. -pa-
(16:53:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I wanted to do wheelchair drag races.
(16:53:02) Nyoko: -pat*
(16:53:06) HKitten: She's going to stalk you!
(16:53:07) Nyoko: OH.
(16:53:14) Nyoko: Bring your own chair.
(16:53:16) Nyoko: :p
(16:53:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD I would totally find one.
(16:53:31) Nyoko: SWEET!
(16:53:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <3
(16:53:39) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You'd probably kick my ass.
(16:53:43) HKitten: HR, don't jack one off of someone who NEEDS it D=
(16:53:45) Nyoko: Wheres you live? :3
(16:53:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'd be in the middle of the race and then like.."Fuuu....tired."
(16:53:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Unfortunately, MA.
(16:54:01) Nyoko: Gotta practice!
(16:54:16) Nyoko: Well, wheel yourself to Iowa and you'll be ready. HA!
(16:54:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I would jack off someone to get the wheel chair?
(16:54:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(16:54:30) HKitten: >.>
(16:54:34) HKitten: *ahem*
(16:54:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(16:54:43) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nuzzles Nyoko.
(16:54:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ONE DAY! ONE DAY WE WILL RACE!
(16:54:53) Nyoko nuzzles hahvoc.
(16:54:56) Nyoko: EPIC!
(16:55:01) Nyoko: I cannot wait. <3
(16:55:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- marks someday off in her calender of neverending plans.
(16:55:21) Nyoko nods firmly.
(16:55:28) Nyoko: I'll get my cape.
(16:55:33) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YES!
(16:55:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- parades around with Nyoko.
(16:55:50) Nyoko attaches cape!
(16:55:56) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hazzah!
(16:56:05) Nyoko: Muahaha!


The Hahvoc/Nyoko wheelchair race TBA. :3
 
(10:25:25) TheDuchess pinches Kings but and runs off laughig
(10:25:46) Kingschoolyou jumps and lands on his ass.
(10:25:50) Kingschoolyou: >8U!
(10:25:59) TheDuchess cackles
(10:26:26) Kingschoolyou commands Mr. Smithers to "Release the hounds" on Duchy.
(10:26:36) TheDuchess: o.o
(10:27:00) Kingschoolyou: Muwahahah!
(10:27:05) TheDuchess climbs up a tree in cat form and hisses at the dogs
(10:27:17) Kingschoolyou: XD
(10:27:35) Kingschoolyou grabs a fire hose and aims it at Duchy.
(10:27:42) TheDuchess: O.O
(10:27:44) TheDuchess: GEH!
(10:27:59) TheDuchess climbs higher
(10:28:08) Kingschoolyou: Fine...I see how it is.
(10:28:26) Kingschoolyou walks over whistling, looking all innocent.
(10:28:39) Kingschoolyou quickly sets the tree on fire and runs like hell.
(10:28:46) Kingschoolyou: =3
(10:29:09) TheDuchess does a cat screem and climbs to the top meowing deeply
(10:29:46) Kingschoolyou cackles evilly.
(10:30:38) TheDuchess gets all big eyed and cute meowing in a sad way
(10:30:53) Kingschoolyou: NO
(10:30:58) Kingschoolyou: NO NO NO NOT THE SAD FACE!
(10:31:02) Kingschoolyou: D=!!!!!!!
(10:31:10) Kingschoolyou tries not to fall for the sad face.
(10:31:17) TheDuchess blinks her big green eyes
(10:31:34) Kingschoolyou: D'oh! ><
(10:31:57) Kingschoolyou picks the fire hose back up and puts the fire out.
(10:32:21) TheDuchess continues with the sad face
(10:32:34) Kingschoolyou: D=!
(10:33:28) Kingschoolyou: MISHA!
(10:33:34) TheDuchess climbs down purring loudly
(10:33:41) Kingschoolyou: How could you do that to everyone in BM?!?!? D=
(10:33:43) Kingschoolyou: lol
(10:33:54) Kingschoolyou picks up the kitty Duchy and cuddles her.
(10:34:01) TheDuchess jumps him and tries to claw his eyes out
(10:34:07) Kingschoolyou: O.e!
(10:34:30) Kingschoolyou grabs Duchy by the mid section and throws her across the place.
(10:34:46) TheDuchess meows triumphantl​y taking his eye ball with her
(10:35:10) Kingschoolyou: O.x
(10:35:24) TheDuchess picks it up in her mouth and runs off with it
(10:35:29) Kingschoolyou puts an eye patch on and grabs a stun baton hiding it behind his back.
(10:35:37) Kingschoolyou: Heeeeereeee​e kitty kitty kitty.
(10:36:14) TheDuchess hides away somewhere with the eyeball between her paws
(10:37:12) Kingschoolyou walks up silently from behind Duchy, and swings the baton.
(10:37:35) Kingschoolyou: >X(
(10:37:39) TheDuchess takes the eyeball and darts out
(10:38:00) Kingschoolyou swings too far and shocks himself.
(10:38:21) TheDuchess watches from affar and runs away
(10:38:50) Kingschoolyou twitches his leg like a bug on a windshield.
(10:39:39) TheDuchess sits down pawing at the eyeball playfully
 
(13:15:35) Alucard426: I come to realize that seven days straight with no days off and no sleep makes me even more crazy than normal
(13:16:00) Mr_Master: Ooo! Alu's headed for a psychotic break due to lack of REM sleep! Let's watch!
(13:16:51) Alucard426: I should get it on cam then post it on youtube Im sure a complete mental break down would get many hits
(13:17:38) Mr_Master: If you do it like a video journal, and clearly show the disintegration of your sanity on a day to day basis, yes.
(13:17:50) Fetish_Kitten jumps in MM's lap
(13:18:43) Alucard426: *sets up a cam and starts my video journal
(13:19:00) Mr_Master immediately makes his lap a bit uncomfortable in places, due to poking bits.
(13:19:08) Mr_Master: :D
(13:19:12) Fetish_Kitten: lmao dirty perv
(13:19:33) Mr_Master: I thought that's what you liked about me!
(13:20:34) Alucard426: by the end non of the vids will make any sense they will be me in a tin foil hat screaming about how satellites from the National Baseball league are spying on us
(13:20:49) Fetish_Kitten: lol it is
(13:21:25) Mr_Master: well... good then, because that's what you get! :D
(13:21:31) Fetish_Kitten: lmao
(13:21:44) Alucard426: well that or how vegan muffins are taking over the world
(13:22:05) Mr_Master: Such a tasty domination!
(13:22:08) Fetish_Kitten: okay time to clean I have to run away. tell vampy I said hi if you see him
(13:22:22) Alucard426: f
(13:22:37) Mr_Master: I shall, Kitten! Enjoy, until next time!
(13:22:38) Alucard426: now I want a vegan cupcake
(13:23:08) Alucard426: have fun kitten
(13:24:16) Alucard426: well I did wake up with the girl next to my bed last night scared the shit of me till my brain snapped back into reality and I realized no one was there
(13:25:45) Alucard426: so MM sorry to say I think I have already lost my mind granted there is still more to lose so if you want I will video blog the rest lol
(13:29:07) Mr_Master: I just thought it would be a treat for the internet.
(13:36:21) Alucard426: wow
(13:36:29) Alucard426: chat just froze
(13:36:49) Alucard426: or I just froze *reboots alu*
(13:37:33) Alucard426: ok so the net shall see me loose my mind whoo hoo
(13:41:32) Mr_Master: Yes. And when they cart you away, we shall say something pithy and see if the video gets set to techno music or something and becomes an internet sensation.
(13:42:08) Alucard426: Or set to Pink Dinosaur and put into the new DDR game lol
(13:43:10) Mr_Master: There you go!
 
See Democracy is alive and well on BMR....

(15:59:09) AkumaTsuki: I think smega's new title should be "Whinetastic cockmunch"
(15:59:23) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: YES!
(15:59:24) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(15:59:38) Erato: I was just about to question why he doesn't have a title yet.
(15:59:47) AkumaTsuki: He does...
(15:59:53) AkumaTsuki: He just thinks it's cool
(15:59:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: But it isn't.
(16:00:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: He's retarded.
(16:00:03) Misha_Hiroki: He doesn't get it
(16:00:12) AkumaTsuki: I know that...you know that...and yet the stupidity lingers
(16:00:14) AkumaTsuki sighs
(16:00:29) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Because we can't force smartness on people too stupid to take it for what it is.
(16:00:30) AkumaTsuki: ALL IN FAVOR OF A NEW TITLE SAY "AYE"
(16:00:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: AYE!
(16:00:37) Erato: AYE
(16:00:37) Misha_Hiroki: AYE!
(16:00:49) AkumaTsuki: ALL OPPOSED?
(16:00:57) AkumaTsuki: ...
(16:00:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- crickets.
(16:00:58) AkumaTsuki: ...
(16:01:05) AkumaTsuki: The Ayes have it!
(16:01:07) Erato Stomps on the crickets.
(16:01:27) AkumaTsuki: Now we just need a mod to carry out the motion.
(16:01:27) Misha_Hiroki: WOO! *pops open some champagne to celebrate*
(16:01:38) AkumaTsuki: MR.GREEN....MR.RED...THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
(16:01:40) AkumaTsuki: DO OUR WILL
 
(21:51:59) O_C_T_O_x_p_o_d: I'm a word nerd and words are sexy!
(21:52:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I DEMAND HAIKUs
(21:52:14) Mitsu: Well, I was bored to begin with.
(21:52:31) MyNameIsNothing: you can talk to me with your sexy words anytime Octo ;D
(21:52:58) O_C_T_O_x_p_o_d: Yay XD
(21:53:07) O_C_T_O_x_p_o_d: I'm off to go do that right now, in fact
(21:53:27) MyNameIsNothing and there was much rejoicing!
(21:53:30) Amaurofebris: Zoomorphic zucchini zig-zag zesty zeppellins that zip zanily
(21:54:28) Amaurofebris: I love you Hahvy, there are no words to express, the validity.
(21:54:41) O_C_T_O_x_p_o_d: But we didn't even get to eat the minstrel!
(21:55:03) O_C_T_O_x_p_o_d: Ama, I love you...
(21:55:08) Amaurofebris: xD
(21:55:11) MyNameIsNothing: I know its a shame really
(21:55:19) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: WOO!
(21:55:37) O_C_T_O_x_p_o_d: No more chat for Octo until she posts for Nothy
(21:55:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- humps the haiku.
(21:55:46) MyNameIsNothing: :D
(21:56:03) Amaurofebris: Oh blue screen of death, you seem to always show up, at all the wrong times.
(21:56:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: D8
(21:56:12) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: NOO
(21:56:14) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- fucks it better.
(21:56:15) Amaurofebris: xD
(21:56:23) Amaurofebris: IT WAS A HAIKU
(21:56:26) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Oh.
(21:56:27) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(21:56:29) Amaurofebris: Lmao
(21:56:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Uh...
(21:56:32) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Well then.
(21:56:32) MyNameIsNothing: XD
(21:56:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- puts her pants back on.
(21:56:37) Amaurofebris wins!
(21:56:46) MyNameIsNothing: i don't think he could chat if the blue screen of death had found him
(21:56:51) Amaurofebris: Yeah, haha.
(21:56:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: You never know.
(21:56:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: <.<
(21:56:58) Amaurofebris: xD
 
(01:13:27) Mr_Master: "Lub! You did it for lub? Well, thats another story, then!"
(01:13:45) The_Broken_Lunatic clings to MM's legs.
(01:13:46) nonpoint: Sorry I died out on everyone.
(01:14:09) O_C_T_O_x_p_o_d: well, I'm off to sleep for the night... Sorry but I'm dead tired
(01:14:18) My_Apocalypse_Pony runns after aku "no, i lub him, but i love you!!!"
(01:14:26) nonpoint: aww, okies Octo.
(01:14:30) nonpoint: We'll try rp'ing tomorrow :)
(01:14:48) Anansi: ....you ever been counting something and wonder if you miscounted or just went crazy due to sugar induced psychosis?
(01:15:12) The_Broken_Lunatic: All the time Anansi.
(01:15:13) Mr_Master cannot walk now... but loves it.
(01:15:20) MyNameIsNothing: BYE Octo!!
(01:15:34) Mr_Master: Tell me you got the devil horns on, Gaz... lie to me and tell me that...
(01:15:36) Anansi: I had 6 funzied m n m bags
(01:15:44) Anansi: (shut up I can't find the ampersand)
(01:15:54) Mr_Master: Shift 7
(01:16:04) MyNameIsNothing: &
(01:16:08) The_Broken_Lunatic: I has devil horns on...?
(01:16:13) MyNameIsNothing: found it
(01:16:15) Anansi: ..and a bottle of godiva chocolate liquor
(01:16:16) Mr_Master gasms
(01:16:23) AkumaTsuki: ...
(01:16:25) Anansi: I have five wrappers
(01:16:29) Mr_Master: that's my little devil. XD
(01:16:35) Mr_Master: ANYWAY!
(01:16:39) MyNameIsNothing departs
(01:17:12) Mr_Master kind of has a headache, but kind of not... it's odd.
(01:17:24) TheDuchess: NOTHY!
(01:17:27) TheDuchess: T_T
(01:17:31) AkumaTsuki: ...
(01:17:35) Anansi: I portioned it out
(01:17:36) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Aku, i promiss he meant nothign to me
(01:17:46) Anansi: I have one tripple shot left
(01:17:48) AkumaTsuki: Promise promise?
(01:17:51) Anansi: and I need one bag
(01:18:04) The_Broken_Lunatic: > >
(01:18:12) My_Apocalypse_Pony: i do
(01:18:16) PadanFain hides things under the living room rug
(01:18:16) AkumaTsuki: OK!
(01:18:22) AkumaTsuki loves on Pony
(01:18:31) Mr_Master plays with a Padan voodoo doll and breaks it.
(01:18:40) Mr_Master: D:--
(01:18:46) AkumaTsuki: AHHH HIS PENOR BROKE OFF AGAIN
(01:18:47) PadanFain is brokeded fer realz
(01:18:48) AkumaTsuki eats it
(01:18:57) PadanFain: =0
(01:18:57) AkumaTsuki: Mmm combo flavor
(01:19:01) PadanFain: T^T
(01:19:05) Mr_Master: ...
(01:19:07) The_Broken_Lunatic: ROFLMAO
(01:19:11) Mr_Master: must... not... giggle...
(01:19:16) My_Apocalypse_Pony: HAHAHAHAHAAH
(01:19:22) The_Broken_Lunatic rolls with laughter.

Nobody else loves you Epic Chat Quotes thread, like I love you. *makes out with ECQ*
 
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