- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
*pushes a hand into MM's face and just shoves him without looking, while still making out with ECQ passionately*Mr Master said:
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TheDuchess
Supernova
- Joined
- Apr 1, 2009
- Location
- United states/Eastern
(13:02:06) TheDuchess: ARG my gum is attacking me!
(13:02:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: History is pretty cool.
(13:02:25) Friendly_Alien: Antiquity and pre-history ftw.
(13:02:28) Mr_Master: Go, my bubblegum flavored minions! Attack!
(13:02:35) TheDuchess: O.O
(13:02:43) Kuro__Netsune: omnomnom
(13:02:47) TheDuchess hides in HR's pants
(13:02:49) Mr_Master: Watermelon, hold back and act as support!
(13:03:18) Friendly_Alien got a sudden flashback to Anastasia's villain themesong.
(13:03:19) Mr_Master: Spearmint, I need air cover!
(13:03:33) Bathos: HA HA.
(13:03:37) Bathos: In the dark of the night ...
(13:03:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- tries to find Duchy.
(13:03:41) Bathos: OOOOoooooOOOOOHHHHH.
(13:03:44) Friendly_Alien: Mmmm.
(13:03:47) TheDuchess: ^.^
(13:02:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: History is pretty cool.
(13:02:25) Friendly_Alien: Antiquity and pre-history ftw.
(13:02:28) Mr_Master: Go, my bubblegum flavored minions! Attack!
(13:02:35) TheDuchess: O.O
(13:02:43) Kuro__Netsune: omnomnom
(13:02:47) TheDuchess hides in HR's pants
(13:02:49) Mr_Master: Watermelon, hold back and act as support!
(13:03:18) Friendly_Alien got a sudden flashback to Anastasia's villain themesong.
(13:03:19) Mr_Master: Spearmint, I need air cover!
(13:03:33) Bathos: HA HA.
(13:03:37) Bathos: In the dark of the night ...
(13:03:40) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- tries to find Duchy.
(13:03:41) Bathos: OOOOoooooOOOOOHHHHH.
(13:03:44) Friendly_Alien: Mmmm.
(13:03:47) TheDuchess: ^.^
Mr Master
Pulsar
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2009
(11:46:05) Mr_Master flies into the chat like a dart, his horn embedding itself in the wall right near Vampy's head. His rigid body vibrates a moment, then he relaxes and frees himself.
(11:46:07) Mr_Master: Hi, chat!
(11:48:00) MrPenguin unscrews his horn and runs off with it.
(11:48:28) Mr_Master: ->8U
(11:48:32) Mr_Master pursues!
(11:48:48) MrPenguin hops into a go cart and drives off.
(11:48:51) Amaurofebris: Ever since I saw Padan's comic of you MM, I just crack up whenever you come in.
(11:49:27) Mr_Master flashes Ama a grin as he hops into his own go-cart, and begins the go-cart chase.
(11:49:44) nonpoint: Gonna do the Left 4 Dead 2 thing. Talk to you guys later.
(11:49:53) Mr_Master chases MrPenguin around stacked-up tire obstacles
(11:50:33) Mr_Master chases MrPenguin around hairpin turns
(11:50:35) MrPenguin hits the brakes and throws a blue turtle shell at Master.
(11:50:52) Mr_Master freaks and hits pause
(11:51:00) Mr_Master: Oh, it's gonna be THAT kind of kart chase...
(11:51:00) Amaurofebris stands at the finish line with a checkered flag in hot pink booty shorts.
(11:51:02) Mr_Master: Okay.
(11:51:05) Nowfaleena: MISTER!!!
(11:51:13) MrPenguin: >.>
(11:51:13) Nowfaleena: Oh I replied Penguin
(11:51:53) Mr_Master resumes game, and gets blown up because he doesn't know what to do, having never played Mario Kart in his life.
(11:51:56) MrPenguin hops the gocart on golden mushrooms and blazes past the finish line. Now has a pair of booty shorts in my flipper.
(11:51:57) MrPenguin: >.>
(11:51:59) Mr_Master: Hi, Nowf!
(11:52:29) Kuro__Netsune calls the nature authorities and arrests MrPenguin for the use of shells of turtles in danger of extintion
(11:52:53) Mr_Master: Oooh, get him for smuggling ivory, as well!
(11:52:54) Nowfaleena: How are you?
(11:53:01) Amaurofebris: D:
(11:53:04) Amaurofebris is pantsless.
(11:53:06) Amaurofebris huddles away.
(11:53:16) Mr_Master: I'm still fighting my head cold, but I'm on the far end of that battle.
(11:53:31) MrPenguin is chased by cops. Throws bananas at them and causes massive car crashes.
(11:53:39) Nowfaleena gives Ama my extra pair of steel pants. "I am glad to hear that mister."
(11:53:43) MrPenguin: D: THEY BE AFTER ME!
(11:54:04) Mr_Master: Shouldn't have shot all those hookers!
(11:54:05) Amaurofebris tucks himself safely inside the steel pants.
(11:54:27) Mr_Master: what is it, the Hot Coffee mod, or something?
(11:54:28) Nowfaleena: sorry if they are cold Ama
(11:54:38) Mitsu: lawl... hot coffee.
(11:54:47) Mitsu: You know they put that shit in there for the lulz.
(11:54:54) Mr_Master: Yep!
(11:54:58) Mr_Master: and the lawsuits.
(11:55:07) Mitsu: They wanted to troll Jack Thompson.
(11:55:18) MrPenguin keeps on driving as I use Master's horn to pierce through the cop cars.
(11:55:23) MrPenguin: ROAD RAGE!!!!!
(11:55:26) Amaurofebris completely ignores his Art Appreciation class.
(11:55:35) Mr_Master: ->8U NOT AN APPROVED USE!
(11:55:42) Nowfaleena: lol
(11:55:52) Mitsu: Art Appreciation Class. If that isn't wonky, I don't know what is.
(11:56:03) Amaurofebris: It's basically brief art history.
(11:56:14) Nowfaleena gives Mister a spare horn
(11:56:18) Amaurofebris: Very brief.
(11:56:34) Amaurofebris: So brief that apparently an asian or Islamic art is unimportant.
(11:56:38) Amaurofebris: any*
(11:56:39) Mr_Master: --8D
(11:56:55) Mitsu: I know what the class is, but a class to labeled Appreciation defeats the purpose of appreciating something, especially when it is something like art.
(11:56:56) Mr_Master: Thanks, Nowf!
(11:57:21) MrPenguin safely hides after eluding/destroying all the cops.
(11:57:22) Nowfaleena: I hope it fits.
(11:57:51) Amaurofebris an exclamation point and alerting noise sounds around him as he spots MrPenguin in the corner.
(11:58:07) MrPenguin: Shit!
(11:58:15) Amaurofebris breaks MrPenguin's UVA
(11:58:16) Mr_Master: That's no cardboard box!
(11:58:18) MrPenguin hides around the corner in a box.
(11:58:28) Mr_Master: Oh, wait, I guess it is.
(11:58:37) Amaurofebris peers at the box. "Huh?"
(11:58:47) Amaurofebris: ORANGES BY THE TOY STORAGE?
(11:58:59) Amaurofebris tips the box over.
(11:59:10) MrPenguin nothing under it.
(11:59:24) Amaurofebris looks around, clearly bewildered.
(11:59:39) MrPenguin box is gone the second you look back to it.
(11:59:40) Amaurofebris mutters "All clear."
(12:01:09) MrPenguin scurries into a random basement.
(12:01:27) Amaurofebris patrols around alertly.
And this, folks, is "running with a joke." Well done, lads and lady!
(11:46:07) Mr_Master: Hi, chat!
(11:48:00) MrPenguin unscrews his horn and runs off with it.
(11:48:28) Mr_Master: ->8U
(11:48:32) Mr_Master pursues!
(11:48:48) MrPenguin hops into a go cart and drives off.
(11:48:51) Amaurofebris: Ever since I saw Padan's comic of you MM, I just crack up whenever you come in.
(11:49:27) Mr_Master flashes Ama a grin as he hops into his own go-cart, and begins the go-cart chase.
(11:49:44) nonpoint: Gonna do the Left 4 Dead 2 thing. Talk to you guys later.
(11:49:53) Mr_Master chases MrPenguin around stacked-up tire obstacles
(11:50:33) Mr_Master chases MrPenguin around hairpin turns
(11:50:35) MrPenguin hits the brakes and throws a blue turtle shell at Master.
(11:50:52) Mr_Master freaks and hits pause
(11:51:00) Mr_Master: Oh, it's gonna be THAT kind of kart chase...
(11:51:00) Amaurofebris stands at the finish line with a checkered flag in hot pink booty shorts.
(11:51:02) Mr_Master: Okay.
(11:51:05) Nowfaleena: MISTER!!!
(11:51:13) MrPenguin: >.>
(11:51:13) Nowfaleena: Oh I replied Penguin
(11:51:53) Mr_Master resumes game, and gets blown up because he doesn't know what to do, having never played Mario Kart in his life.
(11:51:56) MrPenguin hops the gocart on golden mushrooms and blazes past the finish line. Now has a pair of booty shorts in my flipper.
(11:51:57) MrPenguin: >.>
(11:51:59) Mr_Master: Hi, Nowf!
(11:52:29) Kuro__Netsune calls the nature authorities and arrests MrPenguin for the use of shells of turtles in danger of extintion
(11:52:53) Mr_Master: Oooh, get him for smuggling ivory, as well!
(11:52:54) Nowfaleena: How are you?
(11:53:01) Amaurofebris: D:
(11:53:04) Amaurofebris is pantsless.
(11:53:06) Amaurofebris huddles away.
(11:53:16) Mr_Master: I'm still fighting my head cold, but I'm on the far end of that battle.
(11:53:31) MrPenguin is chased by cops. Throws bananas at them and causes massive car crashes.
(11:53:39) Nowfaleena gives Ama my extra pair of steel pants. "I am glad to hear that mister."
(11:53:43) MrPenguin: D: THEY BE AFTER ME!
(11:54:04) Mr_Master: Shouldn't have shot all those hookers!
(11:54:05) Amaurofebris tucks himself safely inside the steel pants.
(11:54:27) Mr_Master: what is it, the Hot Coffee mod, or something?
(11:54:28) Nowfaleena: sorry if they are cold Ama
(11:54:38) Mitsu: lawl... hot coffee.
(11:54:47) Mitsu: You know they put that shit in there for the lulz.
(11:54:54) Mr_Master: Yep!
(11:54:58) Mr_Master: and the lawsuits.
(11:55:07) Mitsu: They wanted to troll Jack Thompson.
(11:55:18) MrPenguin keeps on driving as I use Master's horn to pierce through the cop cars.
(11:55:23) MrPenguin: ROAD RAGE!!!!!
(11:55:26) Amaurofebris completely ignores his Art Appreciation class.
(11:55:35) Mr_Master: ->8U NOT AN APPROVED USE!
(11:55:42) Nowfaleena: lol
(11:55:52) Mitsu: Art Appreciation Class. If that isn't wonky, I don't know what is.
(11:56:03) Amaurofebris: It's basically brief art history.
(11:56:14) Nowfaleena gives Mister a spare horn
(11:56:18) Amaurofebris: Very brief.
(11:56:34) Amaurofebris: So brief that apparently an asian or Islamic art is unimportant.
(11:56:38) Amaurofebris: any*
(11:56:39) Mr_Master: --8D
(11:56:55) Mitsu: I know what the class is, but a class to labeled Appreciation defeats the purpose of appreciating something, especially when it is something like art.
(11:56:56) Mr_Master: Thanks, Nowf!
(11:57:21) MrPenguin safely hides after eluding/destroying all the cops.
(11:57:22) Nowfaleena: I hope it fits.
(11:57:51) Amaurofebris an exclamation point and alerting noise sounds around him as he spots MrPenguin in the corner.
(11:58:07) MrPenguin: Shit!
(11:58:15) Amaurofebris breaks MrPenguin's UVA
(11:58:16) Mr_Master: That's no cardboard box!
(11:58:18) MrPenguin hides around the corner in a box.
(11:58:28) Mr_Master: Oh, wait, I guess it is.
(11:58:37) Amaurofebris peers at the box. "Huh?"
(11:58:47) Amaurofebris: ORANGES BY THE TOY STORAGE?
(11:58:59) Amaurofebris tips the box over.
(11:59:10) MrPenguin nothing under it.
(11:59:24) Amaurofebris looks around, clearly bewildered.
(11:59:39) MrPenguin box is gone the second you look back to it.
(11:59:40) Amaurofebris mutters "All clear."
(12:01:09) MrPenguin scurries into a random basement.
(12:01:27) Amaurofebris patrols around alertly.
And this, folks, is "running with a joke." Well done, lads and lady!
Mr Master
Pulsar
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2009
(14:36:30) dready: MM, what do you want yourself to be calling out? (you're currently in a pointing pose and speaking for some reason)
(14:36:49) Nowfaleena: Ok Shinobi, sorry it is taking me so long I am doing like five things at once.
(14:36:49) Mr_Master: Hmmm.
(14:37:06) Mr_Master: I wanna say "______, Ahoy!" but I don't know how to fill in the blank.
(14:37:41) Mr_Master: suggestions, my lovelies?
(14:37:44) Neurok_Shinobi: No worries, take your time.
(14:37:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Reptilians?
(14:38:12) Friendly_Alien: Reptillians? Where?!
(14:38:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Shushums, FA.
(14:38:33) Friendly_Alien: 'kay
(14:38:36) Neurok_Shinobi: Narwhals?
(14:38:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nuzzles him.
(14:38:41) Mr_Master: Eh. I don't mind Reptillians, but I was thinking something else.
(14:38:42) dready raises his hand. "i'm a lizard."
(14:38:46) Friendly_Alien: Killwerwhale?
(14:38:48) Mr_Master: No, Neuro, I AM a narwhal!
(14:38:58) Friendly_Alien: Norwegians?
(14:38:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ORCAS~
(14:39:02) Neurok_Shinobi: Narwhals ahoy.
(14:39:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Seals?
(14:39:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Fruitcups?
(14:39:09) Mr_Master: I had come up with nonsense word, like "Shpankies" or "Luglums"
(14:39:09) Friendly_Alien: Polar bears.
(14:39:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Cheese graters
(14:39:18) Mr_Master: Boobies!
(14:39:21) Friendly_Alien: Brits.
(14:39:24) Mr_Master: Except I'm not a breast man
(14:39:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: PENIS~!
(14:39:27) MrPenguin: CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!
(14:39:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Ass cheeks?
(14:39:33) dready: are you an ass man?
(14:39:38) Mr_Master: Ass Cheeks, Ahoy?
(14:39:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Deriere!
(14:39:43) Friendly_Alien: "Captain Caveman go hunt."
(14:39:44) Mr_Master: That makes me a butt-pirate
(14:39:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DERIERE AHOY!
(14:39:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hahaha...MM's a butt pirate.
(14:40:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- insert Peter Griffin laugh.
(14:40:05) Friendly_Alien: .. Booty.
(14:40:08) Friendly_Alien gigglesnorts.
(14:40:11) MrPenguin: There be Booty afoot!
(14:40:14) dready: plunder all ye can.
(14:40:16) Mr_Master: Booty, Ahoy!
(14:40:20) Mr_Master: ...
(14:40:25) Mr_Master: I kinda like that.
(14:40:26) Neurok_Shinobi: Booty on a foot?
(14:40:36) Neurok_Shinobi: That's odd...
(14:40:37) dready: alright, sankyu~
(14:40:42) Mr_Master: Oh, I'll plunder, all right...
(14:40:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hawt.
(14:40:51) MrPenguin: Meaning like it is nearby.
(14:40:52) Mr_Master plunders Hahvy
(14:41:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- moans.
(14:41:30) dready: lol i accidentally wrote down 'booty aholy!'
(14:41:30) Neurok_Shinobi: What happens if your sword bends though?
(14:41:31) Mr_Master sails off with Hahvy's precious booty... photos...
(14:41:35) Friendly_Alien privateers Hahvoc's boobs.
(14:41:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gets taken apart?
(14:42:27) Mr_Master: Noo! We're not Misha
(14:42:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- writhes.
(14:42:40) Friendly_Alien: nono! I mean rough manhandling!
(14:42:47) MrPenguin: But, Misha is inside all of us.
(14:43:08) Friendly_Alien: Yeah. Ever since she tricked us with those smoothies...
(14:36:49) Nowfaleena: Ok Shinobi, sorry it is taking me so long I am doing like five things at once.
(14:36:49) Mr_Master: Hmmm.
(14:37:06) Mr_Master: I wanna say "______, Ahoy!" but I don't know how to fill in the blank.
(14:37:41) Mr_Master: suggestions, my lovelies?
(14:37:44) Neurok_Shinobi: No worries, take your time.
(14:37:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Reptilians?
(14:38:12) Friendly_Alien: Reptillians? Where?!
(14:38:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Shushums, FA.
(14:38:33) Friendly_Alien: 'kay
(14:38:36) Neurok_Shinobi: Narwhals?
(14:38:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nuzzles him.
(14:38:41) Mr_Master: Eh. I don't mind Reptillians, but I was thinking something else.
(14:38:42) dready raises his hand. "i'm a lizard."
(14:38:46) Friendly_Alien: Killwerwhale?
(14:38:48) Mr_Master: No, Neuro, I AM a narwhal!
(14:38:58) Friendly_Alien: Norwegians?
(14:38:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: ORCAS~
(14:39:02) Neurok_Shinobi: Narwhals ahoy.
(14:39:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Seals?
(14:39:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Fruitcups?
(14:39:09) Mr_Master: I had come up with nonsense word, like "Shpankies" or "Luglums"
(14:39:09) Friendly_Alien: Polar bears.
(14:39:10) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Cheese graters
(14:39:18) Mr_Master: Boobies!
(14:39:21) Friendly_Alien: Brits.
(14:39:24) Mr_Master: Except I'm not a breast man
(14:39:25) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: PENIS~!
(14:39:27) MrPenguin: CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAAVEMAN!
(14:39:30) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Ass cheeks?
(14:39:33) dready: are you an ass man?
(14:39:38) Mr_Master: Ass Cheeks, Ahoy?
(14:39:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Deriere!
(14:39:43) Friendly_Alien: "Captain Caveman go hunt."
(14:39:44) Mr_Master: That makes me a butt-pirate
(14:39:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: DERIERE AHOY!
(14:39:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hahaha...MM's a butt pirate.
(14:40:02) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- insert Peter Griffin laugh.
(14:40:05) Friendly_Alien: .. Booty.
(14:40:08) Friendly_Alien gigglesnorts.
(14:40:11) MrPenguin: There be Booty afoot!
(14:40:14) dready: plunder all ye can.
(14:40:16) Mr_Master: Booty, Ahoy!
(14:40:20) Mr_Master: ...
(14:40:25) Mr_Master: I kinda like that.
(14:40:26) Neurok_Shinobi: Booty on a foot?
(14:40:36) Neurok_Shinobi: That's odd...
(14:40:37) dready: alright, sankyu~
(14:40:42) Mr_Master: Oh, I'll plunder, all right...
(14:40:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Hawt.
(14:40:51) MrPenguin: Meaning like it is nearby.
(14:40:52) Mr_Master plunders Hahvy
(14:41:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- moans.
(14:41:30) dready: lol i accidentally wrote down 'booty aholy!'
(14:41:30) Neurok_Shinobi: What happens if your sword bends though?
(14:41:31) Mr_Master sails off with Hahvy's precious booty... photos...
(14:41:35) Friendly_Alien privateers Hahvoc's boobs.
(14:41:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- gets taken apart?
(14:42:27) Mr_Master: Noo! We're not Misha
(14:42:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- writhes.
(14:42:40) Friendly_Alien: nono! I mean rough manhandling!
(14:42:47) MrPenguin: But, Misha is inside all of us.
(14:43:08) Friendly_Alien: Yeah. Ever since she tricked us with those smoothies...
3ngag3
Supernova
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2009
- Location
- The Pits of California
(17:47:33) Anansi: ....I remmber my boy got rear ended by a guy and we got out and he said it wasn't his fault because he was deaf and got distracted.â??..so my boy went back to his car got a pad and pen and wrote "I'm going to kick your ass if you don't give me your insurance info"
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(22:08:40) dready: ah... this is better.
(22:08:48) dready: hm?
(22:08:53) dready: oh god too bright!
(22:09:01) Kaios: *laughs* Indeed.
(22:09:08) Nowfaleena: and another quick break
(22:09:19) Misha_Hiroki pokes dready's eye
(22:09:21) dready: ooo~ it tastes just like raisins.
(22:09:22) Anansi: lime and cyan tend to be bright
(22:09:24) dready: gah!
(22:09:36) dready clasps face. "not the face, i need that to face things with!"
(22:09:36) Misha_Hiroki pokes it more
(22:09:40) Nowfaleena: brb
(22:09:42) dready: gah!
(22:09:43) nonpoint: At the stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane, and it turns back again when you tug on its winky.
(22:09:49) Misha_Hiroki with sharp things
(22:09:52) dready: what the crap do you want, chick?
(22:09:53) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Kai
(22:10:03) Kaios: yes?
(22:10:04) dready: ooh that's dirty!
(22:10:06) TheDuchess noms a brownie
(22:10:10) My_Apocalypse_Pony: DFO?
(22:10:12) Misha_Hiroki: I want....TO STAAAAAAAAAAABZ
(22:10:15) Kaios: Now?
(22:10:20) dready: well not the eyes!
(22:10:21) nonpoint: LMAO I love that video.
(22:10:25) My_Apocalypse_Pony: yes?
(22:10:29) Misha_Hiroki stabs dready in the eyes
(22:10:33) Kaios: Alright.
(22:10:41) Misha_Hiroki also steals his glasses
(22:10:42) dready TF's body into a diamond over all open areas.
(22:10:47) dready: OnO
(22:08:48) dready: hm?
(22:08:53) dready: oh god too bright!
(22:09:01) Kaios: *laughs* Indeed.
(22:09:08) Nowfaleena: and another quick break
(22:09:19) Misha_Hiroki pokes dready's eye
(22:09:21) dready: ooo~ it tastes just like raisins.
(22:09:22) Anansi: lime and cyan tend to be bright
(22:09:24) dready: gah!
(22:09:36) dready clasps face. "not the face, i need that to face things with!"
(22:09:36) Misha_Hiroki pokes it more
(22:09:40) Nowfaleena: brb
(22:09:42) dready: gah!
(22:09:43) nonpoint: At the stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane, and it turns back again when you tug on its winky.
(22:09:49) Misha_Hiroki with sharp things
(22:09:52) dready: what the crap do you want, chick?
(22:09:53) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Kai
(22:10:03) Kaios: yes?
(22:10:04) dready: ooh that's dirty!
(22:10:06) TheDuchess noms a brownie
(22:10:10) My_Apocalypse_Pony: DFO?
(22:10:12) Misha_Hiroki: I want....TO STAAAAAAAAAAABZ
(22:10:15) Kaios: Now?
(22:10:20) dready: well not the eyes!
(22:10:21) nonpoint: LMAO I love that video.
(22:10:25) My_Apocalypse_Pony: yes?
(22:10:29) Misha_Hiroki stabs dready in the eyes
(22:10:33) Kaios: Alright.
(22:10:41) Misha_Hiroki also steals his glasses
(22:10:42) dready TF's body into a diamond over all open areas.
(22:10:47) dready: OnO
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(22:21:01) Amaurofebris is still looping that link.
(22:21:36) Kaios: Do I want to know?
(22:21:53) MrPenguin: Blarg
(22:22:05) Kaios: Honk honk blarg sir.
(22:22:40) Misha_Hiroki: penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispeniâspenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispeniâspenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispeniâspenispenispenispenis
(22:22:46) Kaios: Wanna see my honk honk? C'mon, give it a blard.
(22:22:51) Kaios: Blarg*
(22:23:48) Kaios: I guess I killed everything.
(22:23:52) MrPenguin: He is making sexual advances on me again! ;.;
(22:24:00) Kaios: Who is?
(22:24:13) MrPenguin: xD
(22:24:19) Kaios: <.<
(22:24:21) Kaios: >.>
(22:25:05) Nowfaleena: tag penguin reply when you have the time
(22:25:10) dready: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69q3k5PeHs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69q3k5PeHs</a><!-- m -->
(22:25:11) Friendly_Alien: Saying "honk honk" and not grabbing someone's genitals is a travesty.
(22:26:09) nonpoint: Which link, Amaur?
(22:26:17) Kaios: What....The.....Fu....
(22:26:24) 3ngag3: no it's not
(22:26:26) 3ngag3: it's hilarious
(22:26:48) Mitsu: Penis in the morning, penis in the evening, penis at supper time!
(22:26:54) Kaios: Huh...
(22:26:55) 3ngag3 hand crotches himself while saying "honk honk"
(22:27:02) 3ngag3: myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy DICK
(22:21:36) Kaios: Do I want to know?
(22:21:53) MrPenguin: Blarg
(22:22:05) Kaios: Honk honk blarg sir.
(22:22:40) Misha_Hiroki: penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispeniâspenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispeniâspenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispeniâspenispenispenispenis
(22:22:46) Kaios: Wanna see my honk honk? C'mon, give it a blard.
(22:22:51) Kaios: Blarg*
(22:23:48) Kaios: I guess I killed everything.
(22:23:52) MrPenguin: He is making sexual advances on me again! ;.;
(22:24:00) Kaios: Who is?
(22:24:13) MrPenguin: xD
(22:24:19) Kaios: <.<
(22:24:21) Kaios: >.>
(22:25:05) Nowfaleena: tag penguin reply when you have the time
(22:25:10) dready: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69q3k5PeHs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69q3k5PeHs</a><!-- m -->
(22:25:11) Friendly_Alien: Saying "honk honk" and not grabbing someone's genitals is a travesty.
(22:26:09) nonpoint: Which link, Amaur?
(22:26:17) Kaios: What....The.....Fu....
(22:26:24) 3ngag3: no it's not
(22:26:26) 3ngag3: it's hilarious
(22:26:48) Mitsu: Penis in the morning, penis in the evening, penis at supper time!
(22:26:54) Kaios: Huh...
(22:26:55) 3ngag3 hand crotches himself while saying "honk honk"
(22:27:02) 3ngag3: myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy DICK
My_Apocalypse_Pony
Supernova
- Joined
- Jan 18, 2009
- Location
- Under your bed aka Tennessee
(03:29:56) Anansi: You know you have mastered drunken sex when
a) You wake up on a bed and your partner is passed out on the floor in the kind of position only a contortionist could find comfortable
b) You wake up in the morning and your partner has bought you a gift
or C) You wake up in the middle of it and go right into stride without missing a beat
(03:29:58) Neurok_Shinobi: I could be a master, if I wasn't a virgin...
(03:30:14) Anansi: Be proud of your virginity
(03:30:25) Anansi: I feel sorry for my future wife..I'm a fuckin deviant
(03:30:41) Neurok_Shinobi: Not a hubby?
(03:30:47) dready: oi, deviance is an awesome thing to have under your belt... and in your pants.
(03:31:05) Anansi: "You want me to do what!?" Its our honey moon, you put on that fucking feather boa and saddle and stop crying!
(03:31:20) Anansi: I'm a guy shinobi
(03:31:23) dready: you sir, have made my day.
a) You wake up on a bed and your partner is passed out on the floor in the kind of position only a contortionist could find comfortable
b) You wake up in the morning and your partner has bought you a gift
or C) You wake up in the middle of it and go right into stride without missing a beat
(03:29:58) Neurok_Shinobi: I could be a master, if I wasn't a virgin...
(03:30:14) Anansi: Be proud of your virginity
(03:30:25) Anansi: I feel sorry for my future wife..I'm a fuckin deviant
(03:30:41) Neurok_Shinobi: Not a hubby?
(03:30:47) dready: oi, deviance is an awesome thing to have under your belt... and in your pants.
(03:31:05) Anansi: "You want me to do what!?" Its our honey moon, you put on that fucking feather boa and saddle and stop crying!
(03:31:20) Anansi: I'm a guy shinobi
(03:31:23) dready: you sir, have made my day.
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(11:01:27) Hero explodes and rematerializes in glorious cacophony of awesomeness.
(11:01:35) nonpoint: Herro, Hero!
(11:01:40) Mr_Master: Oh, I know better than that. But then again, I also know better than to think it has to do with anything other than style.
(11:01:45) The_Broken_Lunatic donkeypunches Hero.
(11:01:47) nonpoint: Pretend I said that Kim Jong Il style from Team America.
(11:01:52) Mr_Master politely applauds the entrance.
(11:02:16) Mr_Master: Hee! "Donkeypunches" is just a funny word.
(11:02:32) Hero passes out from donkypunch.
(11:02:55) nonpoint: This is true. Donkeypunch IS a funny word.
(11:02:55) Mr_Master: Now Gaz should enjoy the sensation of your body clenching...
(11:03:01) Mr_Master: oh, wait.
(11:03:05) Kuro__Netsune:
(11:03:10) Mr_Master: Gaz, you should have grown a penis first!
(11:03:58) Kuro__Netsune: looking very good there kikora
(11:04:08) Mr_Master: How's the day, Hero?
(11:04:09) Kuro__Netsune: and err... yeah, I would not label that as thief inmediately
(11:04:47) Hero: The day is short.
(11:04:52) The_Broken_Lunatic pulls out her strap on from Hero's arse.
(11:04:56) Hero: It is only ten am after all.
(11:05:07) Hero wakes up and feels violated.
(11:05:21) The_Broken_Lunatic: 11 here
(11:05:31) Mr_Master: Pfah. East-coasters.
(11:05:35) Mr_Master: 10 am?
(11:05:40) Hero: You and your eastern standard time.
(11:05:44) Mr_Master: Bathos ought to be waking up around now.
(11:05:47) Hero: 10 AM!
(11:05:51) kikora: It's 10 here ^^
(11:06:16) The_Broken_Lunatic: So, I'm an hour in the future.
(11:06:18) The_Broken_Lunatic: AWESOME!!
(11:06:34) The_Broken_Lunatic goes around and fucks with EVERYTHING
(11:06:36) Mr_Master: What's the world of the future like, Gaz?
(11:06:43) The_Broken_Lunatic: Cold.
(11:06:49) The_Broken_Lunatic: Goosepimply.
(11:06:50) Hero: So the sun has died?
(11:07:10) The_Broken_Lunatic: No, the curtains are just closed.
(11:07:12) Mr_Master: Yes, she's doomed to freezing extinction because of the snuffing of the sun.
(11:07:21) Mr_Master: Oh, curtains.
(11:07:26) Mr_Master: well, easy mistake to make.
(11:07:26) The_Broken_Lunatic: Lawl.
(11:01:35) nonpoint: Herro, Hero!
(11:01:40) Mr_Master: Oh, I know better than that. But then again, I also know better than to think it has to do with anything other than style.
(11:01:45) The_Broken_Lunatic donkeypunches Hero.
(11:01:47) nonpoint: Pretend I said that Kim Jong Il style from Team America.
(11:01:52) Mr_Master politely applauds the entrance.
(11:02:16) Mr_Master: Hee! "Donkeypunches" is just a funny word.
(11:02:32) Hero passes out from donkypunch.
(11:02:55) nonpoint: This is true. Donkeypunch IS a funny word.
(11:02:55) Mr_Master: Now Gaz should enjoy the sensation of your body clenching...
(11:03:01) Mr_Master: oh, wait.
(11:03:05) Kuro__Netsune:
(11:03:10) Mr_Master: Gaz, you should have grown a penis first!
(11:03:58) Kuro__Netsune: looking very good there kikora
(11:04:08) Mr_Master: How's the day, Hero?
(11:04:09) Kuro__Netsune: and err... yeah, I would not label that as thief inmediately
(11:04:47) Hero: The day is short.
(11:04:52) The_Broken_Lunatic pulls out her strap on from Hero's arse.
(11:04:56) Hero: It is only ten am after all.
(11:05:07) Hero wakes up and feels violated.
(11:05:21) The_Broken_Lunatic: 11 here
(11:05:31) Mr_Master: Pfah. East-coasters.
(11:05:35) Mr_Master: 10 am?
(11:05:40) Hero: You and your eastern standard time.
(11:05:44) Mr_Master: Bathos ought to be waking up around now.
(11:05:47) Hero: 10 AM!
(11:05:51) kikora: It's 10 here ^^
(11:06:16) The_Broken_Lunatic: So, I'm an hour in the future.
(11:06:18) The_Broken_Lunatic: AWESOME!!
(11:06:34) The_Broken_Lunatic goes around and fucks with EVERYTHING
(11:06:36) Mr_Master: What's the world of the future like, Gaz?
(11:06:43) The_Broken_Lunatic: Cold.
(11:06:49) The_Broken_Lunatic: Goosepimply.
(11:06:50) Hero: So the sun has died?
(11:07:10) The_Broken_Lunatic: No, the curtains are just closed.
(11:07:12) Mr_Master: Yes, she's doomed to freezing extinction because of the snuffing of the sun.
(11:07:21) Mr_Master: Oh, curtains.
(11:07:26) Mr_Master: well, easy mistake to make.
(11:07:26) The_Broken_Lunatic: Lawl.
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(11:23:30) Alex: I don't take enough sexy pictures. D;
(11:23:40) Hero: You could remedy that Alex.
(11:23:42) Neurok_Shinobi is now covered in fresh cuts and blood on hands, arms, and legs.
(11:23:44) Hero: And send them to me.
(11:23:49) Alex: xDD
(11:23:50) Mr_Master: or me.
(11:23:58) Mr_Master: I have a more refined sensibility
(11:24:00) Alex: I still owe DJ a sign for his birthday.
(11:24:06) Alex: ;_; I keep forgetting..
(11:24:10) Hero holds up a tin cup and a sign that reads "sexy for the poor."
(11:24:16) The_Broken_Lunatic: Well, I have to go get dressed and go to work where no doubt people will ultimately piss me off and wish to cut off certain body parts with the pizza cutter.
(11:24:31) Mr_Master starts a foundation where people can donate sexy.
(11:24:40) Mr_Master: Good luck, Gaz! Cut well!
(11:24:44) Hero: I'll remember not to ever eat sausage pizza from your place of work.
(11:24:46) Alex: Aw, Hero.. you're sexy already. Too much sexy together might just make people divide by zero and create a black hole. ; ;
(11:24:56) Mitsu is interested in this foundation of Mr_Master's.
(11:25:08) Hero: I can live with apocalyptic results.
(11:25:22) Mr_Master: No! Mine! All for Silas! ... I mean, sure, Mitsu, let me get you a brochure...
(11:25:39) Mitsu: Yay!
(11:23:40) Hero: You could remedy that Alex.
(11:23:42) Neurok_Shinobi is now covered in fresh cuts and blood on hands, arms, and legs.
(11:23:44) Hero: And send them to me.
(11:23:49) Alex: xDD
(11:23:50) Mr_Master: or me.
(11:23:58) Mr_Master: I have a more refined sensibility
(11:24:00) Alex: I still owe DJ a sign for his birthday.
(11:24:06) Alex: ;_; I keep forgetting..
(11:24:10) Hero holds up a tin cup and a sign that reads "sexy for the poor."
(11:24:16) The_Broken_Lunatic: Well, I have to go get dressed and go to work where no doubt people will ultimately piss me off and wish to cut off certain body parts with the pizza cutter.
(11:24:31) Mr_Master starts a foundation where people can donate sexy.
(11:24:40) Mr_Master: Good luck, Gaz! Cut well!
(11:24:44) Hero: I'll remember not to ever eat sausage pizza from your place of work.
(11:24:46) Alex: Aw, Hero.. you're sexy already. Too much sexy together might just make people divide by zero and create a black hole. ; ;
(11:24:56) Mitsu is interested in this foundation of Mr_Master's.
(11:25:08) Hero: I can live with apocalyptic results.
(11:25:22) Mr_Master: No! Mine! All for Silas! ... I mean, sure, Mitsu, let me get you a brochure...
(11:25:39) Mitsu: Yay!
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(11:29:40) Hero ponders taking a photo of his well toned man behind in tight pants.
(11:29:42) TheDuchess: o.o
(11:29:46) nonpoint: We're getting pics of Ruby?
(11:29:49) TheDuchess: YES YES YES
(11:29:55) TheDuchess: HERO
(11:29:58) TheDuchess: DO IT!
(11:30:02) Hero laughs.
(11:30:08) TheDuchess: we need man booty around for us girls
(11:30:08) Mr_Master: Your hair is looking all tousled and sexy-emo, Hero.
(11:30:21) Hero: That's not a style Mr. M.
(11:30:29) Hero: That a, I just woke up and haven't even showered.
(11:30:41) Mr_Master: I know. Hipster guys spend hours trying to get that look.
(11:31:04) Mitsu: My hair is nightmare when I wake up.
(11:31:28) Hero: And I have just because I slept funny.
(11:32:20) PadanFain: hero tells jokes in his sleep? the awesome never rests...
(11:32:33) TheDuchess: I SEE RUBY BOOTY
(11:32:40) Hero: I've been told I do actually talk in my sleep.
(11:32:59) Hero: When prompted anyway.
(11:33:00) TheDuchess: at least your not like my sister Hero
(11:33:16) Kuro__Netsune:
(11:33:17) Hero: My old room mate used to scream about terrorists in his sleep.
(11:33:21) Hero: It was awkward.
(11:33:23) Mr_Master: My college roomate once told me he got up for a night-time piss, and when he came back, I was talking in my sleep about how the X-Wing Fighter was a superior space-weapons platform.
(11:33:25) Rubyliday giggles
(11:33:38) Rubyliday: You would MM
(11:33:42) Mitsu: lawl
(11:33:43) Mr_Master: I know!
(11:33:46) Hero: BECAUSE IT IS MR. M!
(11:33:55) Mr_Master: another time I apparently said "PIRATE SHIP" really loud in my sleep.
(11:34:06) Mr_Master: Which was separate from the time I said "FUCK ME!"
(11:29:42) TheDuchess: o.o
(11:29:46) nonpoint: We're getting pics of Ruby?
(11:29:49) TheDuchess: YES YES YES
(11:29:55) TheDuchess: HERO
(11:29:58) TheDuchess: DO IT!
(11:30:02) Hero laughs.
(11:30:08) TheDuchess: we need man booty around for us girls
(11:30:08) Mr_Master: Your hair is looking all tousled and sexy-emo, Hero.
(11:30:21) Hero: That's not a style Mr. M.
(11:30:29) Hero: That a, I just woke up and haven't even showered.
(11:30:41) Mr_Master: I know. Hipster guys spend hours trying to get that look.
(11:31:04) Mitsu: My hair is nightmare when I wake up.
(11:31:28) Hero: And I have just because I slept funny.
(11:32:20) PadanFain: hero tells jokes in his sleep? the awesome never rests...
(11:32:33) TheDuchess: I SEE RUBY BOOTY
(11:32:40) Hero: I've been told I do actually talk in my sleep.
(11:32:59) Hero: When prompted anyway.
(11:33:00) TheDuchess: at least your not like my sister Hero
(11:33:16) Kuro__Netsune:
(11:33:17) Hero: My old room mate used to scream about terrorists in his sleep.
(11:33:21) Hero: It was awkward.
(11:33:23) Mr_Master: My college roomate once told me he got up for a night-time piss, and when he came back, I was talking in my sleep about how the X-Wing Fighter was a superior space-weapons platform.
(11:33:25) Rubyliday giggles
(11:33:38) Rubyliday: You would MM
(11:33:42) Mitsu: lawl
(11:33:43) Mr_Master: I know!
(11:33:46) Hero: BECAUSE IT IS MR. M!
(11:33:55) Mr_Master: another time I apparently said "PIRATE SHIP" really loud in my sleep.
(11:34:06) Mr_Master: Which was separate from the time I said "FUCK ME!"
Mr Master
Pulsar
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2009
(12:58:33) Hero: There is so much blue and green in here.
(12:58:42) Hero: It's like lightsabers!
(12:58:44) Mr_Master: I know. We need Gaz or Try in here...
(12:58:48) Bathos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfK0LSXNjqY
(12:58:50) Mr_Master: get some Sith going.
(12:58:53) Hero: Vvrrrrrrrrnnnnnn.....
(12:58:58) Bathos: For anyone else who is interested.
(12:59:22) Mr_Master: wrrrmmmmm!
(12:59:25) Bathos: There's a flash of me sitting on the sofa bein' awesome, too.
(12:59:36) Mr_Master: as you will.
(12:59:39) Hero: wwwrrrrrrooooshhhh vvrrrrrnnnn..
(12:59:51) Mr_Master: vrrrooooommmmm, zrrrrummmm!
(13:00:36) Hero: pssssssshhhhhhht.
(13:00:54) Mr_Master: vrrrnzrrrn PPssssssttttttt!
(13:01:12) Bathos: Yeah, well.
(13:01:36) Bathos jumps out of hyperspace with a Mon Calamarian and launches a bunch of X-Wings on your sorry asses!
(13:01:47) Hero: IT'S A TRAP!
(13:01:55) Hero: But wait.
(13:02:00) Mr_Master: If you won't turn to the dark side...
(13:02:06) Mr_Master: perhaps SHE will!
(13:02:08) Hero: The shield generator is still up!
(13:02:28) Bathos: CURSES!
(12:58:42) Hero: It's like lightsabers!
(12:58:44) Mr_Master: I know. We need Gaz or Try in here...
(12:58:48) Bathos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfK0LSXNjqY
(12:58:50) Mr_Master: get some Sith going.
(12:58:53) Hero: Vvrrrrrrrrnnnnnn.....
(12:58:58) Bathos: For anyone else who is interested.
(12:59:22) Mr_Master: wrrrmmmmm!
(12:59:25) Bathos: There's a flash of me sitting on the sofa bein' awesome, too.
(12:59:36) Mr_Master: as you will.
(12:59:39) Hero: wwwrrrrrrooooshhhh vvrrrrrnnnn..
(12:59:51) Mr_Master: vrrrooooommmmm, zrrrrummmm!
(13:00:36) Hero: pssssssshhhhhhht.
(13:00:54) Mr_Master: vrrrnzrrrn PPssssssttttttt!
(13:01:12) Bathos: Yeah, well.
(13:01:36) Bathos jumps out of hyperspace with a Mon Calamarian and launches a bunch of X-Wings on your sorry asses!
(13:01:47) Hero: IT'S A TRAP!
(13:01:55) Hero: But wait.
(13:02:00) Mr_Master: If you won't turn to the dark side...
(13:02:06) Mr_Master: perhaps SHE will!
(13:02:08) Hero: The shield generator is still up!
(13:02:28) Bathos: CURSES!
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(20:08:17) Bathos: Believe it or not, my real name is not Bathos.
(20:08:20) Kaios: Oh ok.
(20:08:26) Kaios: I would assume not.
(20:08:27) Bathos: I actually stole it from someone on another site. But shhhhh.
(20:08:32) Kaios: Lol.
(20:08:46) Friendly_Alien: You fiend.
(20:08:57) Bathos: I know.
(20:09:08) Bathos: I thought it suited me better.
(20:09:11) Friendly_Alien: You have to... uh, penance.
(20:09:19) Friendly_Alien: With sex.
(20:09:20) Friendly_Alien: With me.
(20:09:25) Friendly_Alien: Yeah. Makes perfect sense.
(20:09:38) PadanFain: harsh punishment
(20:09:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- hits FA upside the head.
(20:09:44) Kaios: I want sex...
(20:09:51) Bathos: ...
(20:09:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Kaios likes men.
(20:09:55) Friendly_Alien: Jealous, Hahvoc?
(20:10:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes. So jealous.
(20:10:05) Kaios: I do not. I am all strait.
(20:10:05) Bathos: Well. I'm not up for grabs.
(20:10:09) Kaios: Straight.
(20:10:09) Friendly_Alien: I don't blame you.
(20:10:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- doesn't even know what the conversation is about.
(20:10:18) 3ngag3: webspace
(20:10:21) Friendly_Alien: Well, I'm not surprised ;D
(20:10:21) 3ngag3: the final frontier
(20:10:29) 3ngag3: these are the voyages of the bluemoon enterprise
(20:10:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- removes FA's penis.
(20:10:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm not jealous now. :3
(20:10:40) Friendly_Alien: MY PENIS
(20:10:41) Bathos: Except when it comes to Hahvy. She can hahv me all night.
(20:10:46) Kaios: *Drinks more beer.*
(20:10:53) Friendly_Alien: MY MEATY BEHEMOTH!
(20:10:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- has Bathy all night long with her newfound penis.
(20:10:57) 3ngag3: it's continuing mission, to explore new sites and seek out new civilizations
(20:11:05) 3ngag3: and perhaps have sex with each other along the way
(20:11:07) Friendly_Alien: MY GREAT PENETRAT0R!
(20:11:16) Friendly_Alien: MY JOYSTICK!
(20:11:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MY GREAT PENETRATOR NOW! >8U
(20:11:26) Bathos: YAYuh.
(20:11:26) 3ngag3: Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy DICK
(20:11:31) Kaios: *Laughs*
(20:08:20) Kaios: Oh ok.
(20:08:26) Kaios: I would assume not.
(20:08:27) Bathos: I actually stole it from someone on another site. But shhhhh.
(20:08:32) Kaios: Lol.
(20:08:46) Friendly_Alien: You fiend.
(20:08:57) Bathos: I know.
(20:09:08) Bathos: I thought it suited me better.
(20:09:11) Friendly_Alien: You have to... uh, penance.
(20:09:19) Friendly_Alien: With sex.
(20:09:20) Friendly_Alien: With me.
(20:09:25) Friendly_Alien: Yeah. Makes perfect sense.
(20:09:38) PadanFain: harsh punishment
(20:09:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- hits FA upside the head.
(20:09:44) Kaios: I want sex...
(20:09:51) Bathos: ...
(20:09:53) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Kaios likes men.
(20:09:55) Friendly_Alien: Jealous, Hahvoc?
(20:10:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Yes. So jealous.
(20:10:05) Kaios: I do not. I am all strait.
(20:10:05) Bathos: Well. I'm not up for grabs.
(20:10:09) Kaios: Straight.
(20:10:09) Friendly_Alien: I don't blame you.
(20:10:11) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- doesn't even know what the conversation is about.
(20:10:18) 3ngag3: webspace
(20:10:21) Friendly_Alien: Well, I'm not surprised ;D
(20:10:21) 3ngag3: the final frontier
(20:10:29) 3ngag3: these are the voyages of the bluemoon enterprise
(20:10:31) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- removes FA's penis.
(20:10:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'm not jealous now. :3
(20:10:40) Friendly_Alien: MY PENIS
(20:10:41) Bathos: Except when it comes to Hahvy. She can hahv me all night.
(20:10:46) Kaios: *Drinks more beer.*
(20:10:53) Friendly_Alien: MY MEATY BEHEMOTH!
(20:10:55) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- has Bathy all night long with her newfound penis.
(20:10:57) 3ngag3: it's continuing mission, to explore new sites and seek out new civilizations
(20:11:05) 3ngag3: and perhaps have sex with each other along the way
(20:11:07) Friendly_Alien: MY GREAT PENETRAT0R!
(20:11:16) Friendly_Alien: MY JOYSTICK!
(20:11:22) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MY GREAT PENETRATOR NOW! >8U
(20:11:26) Bathos: YAYuh.
(20:11:26) 3ngag3: Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy DICK
(20:11:31) Kaios: *Laughs*
vampire seduction
Supernova
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2009
IT'S BACK
(20:50:26) Star: God damn it Kai... don't lie to the masses. You didn't even touch that shit.
(20:50:29) Mitsu: They're horrible. They have nothing better to do with their old, horrible lives than torment the people trying to get them their food.
(20:50:31) Kaios: Yeye!!! *tackles*
(20:50:33) My_Apocalypse_Pony: i am not really good at anything else except being a hostess
(20:50:46) Bathos is tackled.
(20:50:48) Kaios: I am drinking beer right now Star!
(20:50:59) Star: SHUT UP. IT IS NOT IN YOUR HAND.
(20:51:03) Star: When I wrote that.
(20:51:14) My_Apocalypse_Pony: hehe
(20:51:14) Bathos: You are all in the same room?!
(20:51:16) Kaios: So?! neither is yours!
(20:51:21) Kaios: Yeah.
(20:51:21) Star: IIT IS!
(20:51:27) Bathos: ...
(20:51:29) Kaios: Sitting to my left she is.
(20:51:30) Bathos: Weird.
(20:51:34) Kaios: Right?!
(20:51:42) Star: Dude, it's kinda like a land party.
(20:51:43) Bathos: Why don't you just ... chat face-to-facâe, then?
(20:51:53) Star: *lsn
(20:51:56) Star: Fuck!
(20:51:56) Mitsu: I think most parties are land parties.
(20:51:57) Star: *LAN
(20:52:01) Kaios: I dunno.
(20:52:05) Star: We're shy.
(20:52:05) Kaios: Not as fun?
(20:52:12) vampire_seduction: Fuck land, I'm on a boat motherfuckeâr!
(20:52:15) Kaios: And I am not even drunk yet >.<
(20:52:17) vampire_seduction boats around chat
(20:50:26) Star: God damn it Kai... don't lie to the masses. You didn't even touch that shit.
(20:50:29) Mitsu: They're horrible. They have nothing better to do with their old, horrible lives than torment the people trying to get them their food.
(20:50:31) Kaios: Yeye!!! *tackles*
(20:50:33) My_Apocalypse_Pony: i am not really good at anything else except being a hostess
(20:50:46) Bathos is tackled.
(20:50:48) Kaios: I am drinking beer right now Star!
(20:50:59) Star: SHUT UP. IT IS NOT IN YOUR HAND.
(20:51:03) Star: When I wrote that.
(20:51:14) My_Apocalypse_Pony: hehe
(20:51:14) Bathos: You are all in the same room?!
(20:51:16) Kaios: So?! neither is yours!
(20:51:21) Kaios: Yeah.
(20:51:21) Star: IIT IS!
(20:51:27) Bathos: ...
(20:51:29) Kaios: Sitting to my left she is.
(20:51:30) Bathos: Weird.
(20:51:34) Kaios: Right?!
(20:51:42) Star: Dude, it's kinda like a land party.
(20:51:43) Bathos: Why don't you just ... chat face-to-facâe, then?
(20:51:53) Star: *lsn
(20:51:56) Star: Fuck!
(20:51:56) Mitsu: I think most parties are land parties.
(20:51:57) Star: *LAN
(20:52:01) Kaios: I dunno.
(20:52:05) Star: We're shy.
(20:52:05) Kaios: Not as fun?
(20:52:12) vampire_seduction: Fuck land, I'm on a boat motherfuckeâr!
(20:52:15) Kaios: And I am not even drunk yet >.<
(20:52:17) vampire_seduction boats around chat
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(21:13:32) Kaios: I could go for some Burgers right now.
(21:13:39) Bathos: Mmmm. Burgers.
(21:13:45) Kaios: Indeed.
(21:13:48) Lady_Nightshade: Yes it is Bathos
(21:13:49) Bathos: Burger with cheese and bacon and jalapenos.
(21:13:54) Bathos: Very cute.
(21:14:00) Kaios: That sounds lovely bathos.
(21:14:16) Bathos: Minus lettuce. I don't abide lettuce.
(21:14:25) Star: Ranch? Yes plz.
(21:14:30) Kaios: I can live with that if you can live with Onions.
(21:14:38) Bathos: Mmmmm. Wait.
(21:14:41) Bathos: No onions, or plus onions?
(21:14:48) Lady_Nightshade: Thanks Bathos.
(21:14:48) Kaios: I loves onions.
(21:14:53) Bathos: Mmmmm. Good.
(21:14:59) Kaios:
(21:15:09) Kaios: How about Tomatoes?
(21:15:15) Star: Tomatoes with salt.
(21:15:18) Kaios: ew.
(21:15:19) Bathos: Plus if they're ripe. Otherwise, meh.
(21:15:22) Star: Barf.
(21:15:31) Kaios: No thanks on the salt.
(21:15:37) Star: FUCK SALT!
(21:15:39) Bathos: Tomatoes with salt are ... nummy.
(21:15:45) My_Apocalypse_Pony: I love tomatoes with salt
(21:15:47) Star: Tourette's guy?
(21:15:51) Kaios: I don't like salt >.>
(21:15:53) Bathos: I LOVE SALT MORE THAN ANYTHING INCLUDING ALL OTHER THINGZ.
(21:15:53) Lady_Nightshade: oo I agree Bathos
(21:15:56) Star: I don't like you.
(21:15:58) Kaios: Lol.
(21:13:39) Bathos: Mmmm. Burgers.
(21:13:45) Kaios: Indeed.
(21:13:48) Lady_Nightshade: Yes it is Bathos
(21:13:49) Bathos: Burger with cheese and bacon and jalapenos.
(21:13:54) Bathos: Very cute.
(21:14:00) Kaios: That sounds lovely bathos.
(21:14:16) Bathos: Minus lettuce. I don't abide lettuce.
(21:14:25) Star: Ranch? Yes plz.
(21:14:30) Kaios: I can live with that if you can live with Onions.
(21:14:38) Bathos: Mmmmm. Wait.
(21:14:41) Bathos: No onions, or plus onions?
(21:14:48) Lady_Nightshade: Thanks Bathos.
(21:14:48) Kaios: I loves onions.
(21:14:53) Bathos: Mmmmm. Good.
(21:14:59) Kaios:
(21:15:09) Kaios: How about Tomatoes?
(21:15:15) Star: Tomatoes with salt.
(21:15:18) Kaios: ew.
(21:15:19) Bathos: Plus if they're ripe. Otherwise, meh.
(21:15:22) Star: Barf.
(21:15:31) Kaios: No thanks on the salt.
(21:15:37) Star: FUCK SALT!
(21:15:39) Bathos: Tomatoes with salt are ... nummy.
(21:15:45) My_Apocalypse_Pony: I love tomatoes with salt
(21:15:47) Star: Tourette's guy?
(21:15:51) Kaios: I don't like salt >.>
(21:15:53) Bathos: I LOVE SALT MORE THAN ANYTHING INCLUDING ALL OTHER THINGZ.
(21:15:53) Lady_Nightshade: oo I agree Bathos
(21:15:56) Star: I don't like you.
(21:15:58) Kaios: Lol.
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(21:25:42) PadanFain: KING
(21:25:45) Kaios: Because he went with Shaun to go pick something up for me
(21:25:54) Kingschoolyou: PADAN
(21:25:57) PadanFain breaks a chair on king in greeting
(21:26:11) My_Apocalypse_Pony: KING
(21:26:17) Kingschoolyou falls to the floor unconscious waving at Padan.
(21:26:20) Kingschoolyou: PONY.
(21:26:22) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Something?
(21:26:27) Kaios: Kai!!!!
(21:26:30) Kaios: wait...
(21:26:33) Kaios: Damnit!
(21:26:37) My_Apocalypse_Pony: heeh
(21:26:39) PadanFain: lol
(21:26:45) Kingschoolyou: lol
(21:26:48) Kaios: *Is a little more drunk*
(21:27:19) Kingschoolyou: QUICK SOMEONE. PISS IN PADAN'S WHEATIES LIKE HE DID MINE >8U
(21:27:28) Lady_Nightshade: lol
(21:27:34) PadanFain: wait...what?
(21:27:35) Kaios: *Pisses in said Wheaties.*
(21:27:43) Kingschoolyou goes back to being unconscious.
(21:27:44) Kaios: I needed to use the bathroom anyway.
(21:27:45) PadanFain: nuuu! >8U
(21:27:54) Kaios: I have been drinking after all.
(21:28:07) Misha_Hiroki poops in Paddy's chocolate milk
(21:28:15) Kaios: *laughs*
(21:28:18) My_Apocalypse_Pony: hahaha
(21:28:25) My_Apocalypse_Pony: i love yo misha
(21:28:29) PadanFain: dat's not funneh
(21:28:33) PadanFain: :<
(21:28:47) Kaios: Oh its so funny.
(21:28:54) Misha_Hiroki: Very funneh
(21:28:59) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(21:25:45) Kaios: Because he went with Shaun to go pick something up for me
(21:25:54) Kingschoolyou: PADAN
(21:25:57) PadanFain breaks a chair on king in greeting
(21:26:11) My_Apocalypse_Pony: KING
(21:26:17) Kingschoolyou falls to the floor unconscious waving at Padan.
(21:26:20) Kingschoolyou: PONY.
(21:26:22) My_Apocalypse_Pony: Something?
(21:26:27) Kaios: Kai!!!!
(21:26:30) Kaios: wait...
(21:26:33) Kaios: Damnit!
(21:26:37) My_Apocalypse_Pony: heeh
(21:26:39) PadanFain: lol
(21:26:45) Kingschoolyou: lol
(21:26:48) Kaios: *Is a little more drunk*
(21:27:19) Kingschoolyou: QUICK SOMEONE. PISS IN PADAN'S WHEATIES LIKE HE DID MINE >8U
(21:27:28) Lady_Nightshade: lol
(21:27:34) PadanFain: wait...what?
(21:27:35) Kaios: *Pisses in said Wheaties.*
(21:27:43) Kingschoolyou goes back to being unconscious.
(21:27:44) Kaios: I needed to use the bathroom anyway.
(21:27:45) PadanFain: nuuu! >8U
(21:27:54) Kaios: I have been drinking after all.
(21:28:07) Misha_Hiroki poops in Paddy's chocolate milk
(21:28:15) Kaios: *laughs*
(21:28:18) My_Apocalypse_Pony: hahaha
(21:28:25) My_Apocalypse_Pony: i love yo misha
(21:28:29) PadanFain: dat's not funneh
(21:28:33) PadanFain: :<
(21:28:47) Kaios: Oh its so funny.
(21:28:54) Misha_Hiroki: Very funneh
(21:28:59) Kingschoolyou: LOL
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(21:42:53) Kingschoolyou: Hahvy needs a good sexing. >.>
(21:43:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: What is that? I've never had one. D:
(21:43:06) My_Apocalypse_Pony:
(21:43:10) My_Apocalypse_Pony: :O
(21:43:29) Kingschoolyou: IT'S WHEN A MAN THRUSTS HIS PELVIS INTO YOUR PELVIS GOING "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
(21:43:45) Kingschoolyou: AND THEN THE STORK FLIES IN GOING "here's your kid you sick son's o bitches."
(21:43:57) Kaios: Ouch.
(21:44:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(21:43:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: What is that? I've never had one. D:
(21:43:06) My_Apocalypse_Pony:
(21:43:10) My_Apocalypse_Pony: :O
(21:43:29) Kingschoolyou: IT'S WHEN A MAN THRUSTS HIS PELVIS INTO YOUR PELVIS GOING "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
(21:43:45) Kingschoolyou: AND THEN THE STORK FLIES IN GOING "here's your kid you sick son's o bitches."
(21:43:57) Kaios: Ouch.
(21:44:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
Kingschoolyou
Star
- Joined
- May 13, 2009
(21:05:15) Misha_Hiroki poops on Star's head "HAT!"
(21:05:15) Kingschoolyou: ;D
(21:05:22) Kingschoolyou:
(21:05:25) Friendly_Alien: Goddamnit misha.
(21:05:33) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(21:05:38) Misha_Hiroki cartwheels away
(21:05:15) Kingschoolyou: ;D
(21:05:22) Kingschoolyou:
(21:05:25) Friendly_Alien: Goddamnit misha.
(21:05:33) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(21:05:38) Misha_Hiroki cartwheels away
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(2009.11.20 - 22:20:49) Kaios: *randomly falls over*
(2009.11.20 - 22:21:51) Kingschoolyou: Do I want to play Farmville on Facebook? >.>
(2009.11.20 - 22:22:02) Kaios: No, no you don't.
(2009.11.20 - 22:22:12) Kingschoolyou: Thought so.
(2009.11.20 - 22:22:25) Kaios: what the hell am I saying. I have no fucking clue as to what you want...
(2009.11.20 - 22:22:45) Kaios: I don't even know what I want!
(2009.11.20 - 22:23:03) Kingschoolyou: You want more beer.
(2009.11.20 - 22:23:08) Kaios: *Punches self in the face*
(2009.11.20 - 22:23:51) Kaios: Actually...I want my sword....
(2009.11.20 - 22:24:31) Kaios: I have no idea what for but I wants it.
(22:27:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: KEEP WHINING ABOUT NOT GETTING LAID, KING.
(22:27:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'll cut your penis off.
(22:27:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: With a saw.
(22:28:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: A hand saw.
(22:28:05) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(22:28:15) Kingschoolyou: I totally forgot lmao
(22:29:15) Kaios: *Rapes self*
(22:29:34) Kingschoolyou rapes his reflection.
(22:29:47) Kingschoolyou shatters his mirror and gets bad luck.
(22:29:55) Kingschoolyou:
(22:29:59) Kaios: Well....
(22:30:08) Friendly_Alien rapes hand.
(22:30:19) Friendly_Alien: Shut up bitch and TAKE IT.
(2009.11.20 - 22:21:51) Kingschoolyou: Do I want to play Farmville on Facebook? >.>
(2009.11.20 - 22:22:02) Kaios: No, no you don't.
(2009.11.20 - 22:22:12) Kingschoolyou: Thought so.
(2009.11.20 - 22:22:25) Kaios: what the hell am I saying. I have no fucking clue as to what you want...
(2009.11.20 - 22:22:45) Kaios: I don't even know what I want!
(2009.11.20 - 22:23:03) Kingschoolyou: You want more beer.
(2009.11.20 - 22:23:08) Kaios: *Punches self in the face*
(2009.11.20 - 22:23:51) Kaios: Actually...I want my sword....
(2009.11.20 - 22:24:31) Kaios: I have no idea what for but I wants it.
(22:27:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: KEEP WHINING ABOUT NOT GETTING LAID, KING.
(22:27:54) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I'll cut your penis off.
(22:27:58) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: With a saw.
(22:28:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: A hand saw.
(22:28:05) Kingschoolyou: LOL
(22:28:15) Kingschoolyou: I totally forgot lmao
(22:29:15) Kaios: *Rapes self*
(22:29:34) Kingschoolyou rapes his reflection.
(22:29:47) Kingschoolyou shatters his mirror and gets bad luck.
(22:29:55) Kingschoolyou:
(22:29:59) Kaios: Well....
(22:30:08) Friendly_Alien rapes hand.
(22:30:19) Friendly_Alien: Shut up bitch and TAKE IT.
Corporal Bunny
Star
- Joined
- Mar 31, 2009
(12:31:33) Ilovegoatse: Goddamn I love mini wheats
(12:31:43) Misha_Hiroki: IKNORITE?
(12:32:05) Ilovegoatse: Mini wheats are the food of the gods
(12:32:10) Ilovegoatse: Ambrosia has nothin' on this shit
(12:32:36) Corporal_Bunny sets up mini wheats in a cage that will trap any of those tempted enough. Thus proving mini wheats are a temptation of the devil and all sinners captured will be burned over a pit of garland for extra flavor.
(12:32:47) Ilovegoatse leaps for the mini wheats
(12:33:28) Ilovegoatse dies a horrible death
(12:33:31) Corporal_Bunny captures a Goaty. Impales him through the anus until the rod pops out of his mouth. Slowly places him over fire, roating for even cooking.
(12:31:43) Misha_Hiroki: IKNORITE?
(12:32:05) Ilovegoatse: Mini wheats are the food of the gods
(12:32:10) Ilovegoatse: Ambrosia has nothin' on this shit
(12:32:36) Corporal_Bunny sets up mini wheats in a cage that will trap any of those tempted enough. Thus proving mini wheats are a temptation of the devil and all sinners captured will be burned over a pit of garland for extra flavor.
(12:32:47) Ilovegoatse leaps for the mini wheats
(12:33:28) Ilovegoatse dies a horrible death
(12:33:31) Corporal_Bunny captures a Goaty. Impales him through the anus until the rod pops out of his mouth. Slowly places him over fire, roating for even cooking.
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(19:33:51) Bathos: I wish I had the mental capacity for learning languages.
(19:34:06) Misha_Hiroki: Best done when very young.
(19:34:06) Friendly_Alien: Being bilingual is great.
(19:34:17) Misha_Hiroki: I learned both english and french virtually at the same time
(19:34:24) Bathos: Yeah. That's the way to do it.
(19:34:31) Zenia: I know some japanese, not enough to get me by.
(19:34:56) Bathos: I know a little Japanese. I took a couple courses as a college requirement. But English was my prof's THIRD language and it was a little zany in there.
(19:35:04) Hero: If I'm ever in Mexico I know just enough Spanish to tell someone their pants are on fire.
(19:35:07) Misha_Hiroki: lawl
(19:35:21) Zenia: heh lol
(19:35:24) Friendly_Alien: Swedish, English, tried Spanish, tried German. I wanna try again sometime though.
(19:35:27) Hero: Some day I'll save somebody's life with that knowledge.
(19:35:28) Misha_Hiroki: I only know how to count to 10 in spanish. Plus a few little words
(19:35:38) Bathos: German was a high school requirement.
(19:35:38) Misha_Hiroki: QUESO!
(19:35:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I know enough spanish to tell someone I have a huge cat in my pants.
(19:35:44) Bathos: Oddly ... enough.
(19:35:47) Zenia: I know how to say I love you in Japanese
(19:35:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I haven't taken spanish in 6 years.
(19:35:56) Friendly_Alien: I cna order beer. That's practical as fuck when in spain.
(19:35:59) Bathos: Aishiteru?
(19:35:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Watashi Ai Anata
(19:36:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Or Aishiteru
(19:36:08) Bathos: Ah.
(19:36:12) Misha_Hiroki: bee ar beez
(19:36:13) Bathos: I can say ...
(19:36:15) Friendly_Alien: "I-shit-on-you"
(19:36:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(19:36:21) Bathos: That I am a student.
(19:36:29) Bathos: And that I love coffee.
(19:36:32) Friendly_Alien: "Trust me, they love that stuff!"
(19:34:06) Misha_Hiroki: Best done when very young.
(19:34:06) Friendly_Alien: Being bilingual is great.
(19:34:17) Misha_Hiroki: I learned both english and french virtually at the same time
(19:34:24) Bathos: Yeah. That's the way to do it.
(19:34:31) Zenia: I know some japanese, not enough to get me by.
(19:34:56) Bathos: I know a little Japanese. I took a couple courses as a college requirement. But English was my prof's THIRD language and it was a little zany in there.
(19:35:04) Hero: If I'm ever in Mexico I know just enough Spanish to tell someone their pants are on fire.
(19:35:07) Misha_Hiroki: lawl
(19:35:21) Zenia: heh lol
(19:35:24) Friendly_Alien: Swedish, English, tried Spanish, tried German. I wanna try again sometime though.
(19:35:27) Hero: Some day I'll save somebody's life with that knowledge.
(19:35:28) Misha_Hiroki: I only know how to count to 10 in spanish. Plus a few little words
(19:35:38) Bathos: German was a high school requirement.
(19:35:38) Misha_Hiroki: QUESO!
(19:35:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I know enough spanish to tell someone I have a huge cat in my pants.
(19:35:44) Bathos: Oddly ... enough.
(19:35:47) Zenia: I know how to say I love you in Japanese
(19:35:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I haven't taken spanish in 6 years.
(19:35:56) Friendly_Alien: I cna order beer. That's practical as fuck when in spain.
(19:35:59) Bathos: Aishiteru?
(19:35:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Watashi Ai Anata
(19:36:05) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Or Aishiteru
(19:36:08) Bathos: Ah.
(19:36:12) Misha_Hiroki: bee ar beez
(19:36:13) Bathos: I can say ...
(19:36:15) Friendly_Alien: "I-shit-on-you"
(19:36:18) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(19:36:21) Bathos: That I am a student.
(19:36:29) Bathos: And that I love coffee.
(19:36:32) Friendly_Alien: "Trust me, they love that stuff!"
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
- Location
- here
(00:39:07) Mr_Master has seen/imagined things, thanks to Misha, that he can't unsee/unimagine...
(00:39:19) Remec shakes head.
(00:39:20) nonpoint: Hello, MM!
(00:39:24) Misha_Hiroki: Not many others who frequent the chat do things on the scale that I do
(00:39:27) Mr_Master: nonpoint!
(00:39:30) nonpoint: Hero and I had mentioned you earlier!
(00:39:31) Mr_Master: Hello.
(00:39:39) Mr_Master: Had you? In what context?
(00:39:45) Mr_Master nuzzles Hahvy again
(00:39:49) nonpoint: Do you watch Flight of the Conchords, MM?
(00:40:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nuzzles back.
(00:40:03) Mr_Master: I do, in fact! Well, when it's out on DVD or YouTube.
(00:40:20) nonpoint: Hero and I have claimed being Jemaine and Bret.
(00:40:21) Remec: I mean...if you have to do Bathos as a corpse, couldn't she be a nice, clean, fresh corpse...pre-autopsy table?
(00:40:26) nonpoint: We have declared you our Murray.
(00:40:49) Bathos: MM.
(00:41:16) Bathos: ...
(00:41:21) Mr_Master: Well, I'm afraid that won't do. You see, you were late to the organizational meeting, nonpoint, and it's not the first time. in fact, there were several meetings you didn't even attend, you or Hero.
(00:42:51) nonpoint: Do we have a fund for the band?
(00:43:24) Mr_Master: Well, there is a fund, yes, yes. It's not... there's not a lot in it, but there is a fund.
(00:43:35) nonpoint: Are you booking us gigs?
(00:43:38) Mr_Master: A small... band fund.
(00:44:24) Mr_Master: Gigs, yes, I booked you that one gig, the one in... the backyard, was it? Birthday?
(00:44:33) Mr_Master: That was a paying gig.
(00:44:40) Hero reappears.
(00:44:47) nonpoint: Hero, Murray is here.
(00:44:58) Hero: AWESOME!
(00:45:11) Misanthropiclove: Requiem.
(00:45:16) Mr_Master makes a checkmark on his clipboard.
(00:45:17) nonpoint: Of course, I think Hero is also getting a side gig holding a sign for a hotdog stand.
(00:45:44) Mr_Master: Well that's not good, is it? That's not good. Is that dedication to the band?
(00:45:59) Hero: But I meet lots of ladies.
(00:45:59) Mr_Master doesn't remember all of Murray's lines...
(00:46:06) nonpoint: LOL that's fine.
(00:46:11) Mr_Master: But are you telling them about, you know, the band?
(00:46:22) Hero hasn't actually watched many episodes, just knows random songs.
(00:46:25) nonpoint: I have to admit that this is awesome. I feel like a part of the gang once more.
(00:46:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MISAN!
(00:47:04) Hero: Uh...well yeah yeah sure. When it comes up...it's mostly about the hot dogs though.
(00:39:19) Remec shakes head.
(00:39:20) nonpoint: Hello, MM!
(00:39:24) Misha_Hiroki: Not many others who frequent the chat do things on the scale that I do
(00:39:27) Mr_Master: nonpoint!
(00:39:30) nonpoint: Hero and I had mentioned you earlier!
(00:39:31) Mr_Master: Hello.
(00:39:39) Mr_Master: Had you? In what context?
(00:39:45) Mr_Master nuzzles Hahvy again
(00:39:49) nonpoint: Do you watch Flight of the Conchords, MM?
(00:40:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- nuzzles back.
(00:40:03) Mr_Master: I do, in fact! Well, when it's out on DVD or YouTube.
(00:40:20) nonpoint: Hero and I have claimed being Jemaine and Bret.
(00:40:21) Remec: I mean...if you have to do Bathos as a corpse, couldn't she be a nice, clean, fresh corpse...pre-autopsy table?
(00:40:26) nonpoint: We have declared you our Murray.
(00:40:49) Bathos: MM.
(00:41:16) Bathos: ...
(00:41:21) Mr_Master: Well, I'm afraid that won't do. You see, you were late to the organizational meeting, nonpoint, and it's not the first time. in fact, there were several meetings you didn't even attend, you or Hero.
(00:42:51) nonpoint: Do we have a fund for the band?
(00:43:24) Mr_Master: Well, there is a fund, yes, yes. It's not... there's not a lot in it, but there is a fund.
(00:43:35) nonpoint: Are you booking us gigs?
(00:43:38) Mr_Master: A small... band fund.
(00:44:24) Mr_Master: Gigs, yes, I booked you that one gig, the one in... the backyard, was it? Birthday?
(00:44:33) Mr_Master: That was a paying gig.
(00:44:40) Hero reappears.
(00:44:47) nonpoint: Hero, Murray is here.
(00:44:58) Hero: AWESOME!
(00:45:11) Misanthropiclove: Requiem.
(00:45:16) Mr_Master makes a checkmark on his clipboard.
(00:45:17) nonpoint: Of course, I think Hero is also getting a side gig holding a sign for a hotdog stand.
(00:45:44) Mr_Master: Well that's not good, is it? That's not good. Is that dedication to the band?
(00:45:59) Hero: But I meet lots of ladies.
(00:45:59) Mr_Master doesn't remember all of Murray's lines...
(00:46:06) nonpoint: LOL that's fine.
(00:46:11) Mr_Master: But are you telling them about, you know, the band?
(00:46:22) Hero hasn't actually watched many episodes, just knows random songs.
(00:46:25) nonpoint: I have to admit that this is awesome. I feel like a part of the gang once more.
(00:46:37) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: MISAN!
(00:47:04) Hero: Uh...well yeah yeah sure. When it comes up...it's mostly about the hot dogs though.
(23:56:46) Ms_Muffintops: evening everyone
(23:57:03) kikora: Hello, how are you?
(23:57:15) Mr_Master: Ms. M! Hi!
(23:57:35) Hero eyes widen.
(23:57:47) Hero: Mr. and Ms. M!
(23:57:53) Rubyliday: O.O
(23:58:09) Hero: You kept the single surname because you were ashamed didn't you?
(23:58:10) Mr_Master: No relation
(23:58:42) Mr_Master: Or ARE we?
(23:58:49) Mr_Master strikes thoughtful pose
(23:59:03) kikora tackles MM out of the pose
(23:59:03) Rubyliday: MM ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
(23:59:08) Hero goes about flailing arms and ranting about Mr. and Ms. M's secret marriage.
(23:59:16) Ms_Muffintops: please, Mr.M is my father
(23:59:24) Rubyliday: Oh
(23:59:26) Rubyliday: Well ok
(23:59:29) Hero: Conspiracy!
(23:59:35) Ilovegoatse: My eyes hurt
(23:59:45) Ms_Muffintops: I'm his love child
(23:59:51) Rubyliday mumbles something about him being old enough
(00:00:02) Ms_Muffintops: hehe
(00:00:06) Hero: IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THE LIES AND SECRETS YOU SEE GOATSE!!! WE HAVE TO STOP THE MADNESS!
(00:00:10) Mr_Master: Gah.
(00:00:29) Mr_Master stops Hero's madness. With a bullet.
(00:00:29) Ilovegoatse: W-what? D:
(00:00:32) Ilovegoatse sobs openly
(00:00:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: o-o
(00:00:41) Hero is shot in the chest.
(00:00:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- petpets Goaty.
(00:00:44) Mr_Master throws the bullet at Hero with all his arm strength.
(00:00:52) Ilovegoatse has sex with the bullet hole
(00:00:57) Hero: Ungh...Goaty...you must...carry on my work...you must...
(00:01:03) Hero: stop...fucking...my wound.
(00:01:05) Hero dies.
(00:01:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(00:01:16) Ilovegoatse continues fucking Hero's wound, vaguely hearing about carrying on his work
(00:01:18) Ilovegoatse busts a nut
(23:57:03) kikora: Hello, how are you?
(23:57:15) Mr_Master: Ms. M! Hi!
(23:57:35) Hero eyes widen.
(23:57:47) Hero: Mr. and Ms. M!
(23:57:53) Rubyliday: O.O
(23:58:09) Hero: You kept the single surname because you were ashamed didn't you?
(23:58:10) Mr_Master: No relation
(23:58:42) Mr_Master: Or ARE we?
(23:58:49) Mr_Master strikes thoughtful pose
(23:59:03) kikora tackles MM out of the pose
(23:59:03) Rubyliday: MM ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
(23:59:08) Hero goes about flailing arms and ranting about Mr. and Ms. M's secret marriage.
(23:59:16) Ms_Muffintops: please, Mr.M is my father
(23:59:24) Rubyliday: Oh
(23:59:26) Rubyliday: Well ok
(23:59:29) Hero: Conspiracy!
(23:59:35) Ilovegoatse: My eyes hurt
(23:59:45) Ms_Muffintops: I'm his love child
(23:59:51) Rubyliday mumbles something about him being old enough
(00:00:02) Ms_Muffintops: hehe
(00:00:06) Hero: IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THE LIES AND SECRETS YOU SEE GOATSE!!! WE HAVE TO STOP THE MADNESS!
(00:00:10) Mr_Master: Gah.
(00:00:29) Mr_Master stops Hero's madness. With a bullet.
(00:00:29) Ilovegoatse: W-what? D:
(00:00:32) Ilovegoatse sobs openly
(00:00:38) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: o-o
(00:00:41) Hero is shot in the chest.
(00:00:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- petpets Goaty.
(00:00:44) Mr_Master throws the bullet at Hero with all his arm strength.
(00:00:52) Ilovegoatse has sex with the bullet hole
(00:00:57) Hero: Ungh...Goaty...you must...carry on my work...you must...
(00:01:03) Hero: stop...fucking...my wound.
(00:01:05) Hero dies.
(00:01:09) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD
(00:01:16) Ilovegoatse continues fucking Hero's wound, vaguely hearing about carrying on his work
(00:01:18) Ilovegoatse busts a nut
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2009
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EPIC WIN
(01:42:17) Mr_Master: Okay, brb.
(01:43:00) Hero: Brb? You haven't spoken in an extended period and now you brb?
(01:43:11) Bathos: HA HA.
(01:43:11) Hero: You owe me another Greeting and fairwell!
(01:43:13) Bathos: That's MM.
(01:48:09) Mr_Master: I think I take exception to that.
(01:48:36) Mr_Master: I had to shift things on my computer, and that involved logging off for a few minutes.
(01:48:41) Mr_Master: but now I'm back
(01:48:49) Mr_Master: Farewell, Hero, I shall return!
(01:48:59) Hero: And then?
(01:49:05) Mr_Master sweeps Hero into a deep dip, planting a heavy kiss on his lips.
(01:49:09) Mr_Master includes tongue
(01:49:23) Hero faints like a prim lady.
(01:49:50) Mr_Master then vanishes, dropping Hero to the ground.
(01:50:04) Hero hits head on the ground.
(01:50:20) Mr_Master returns in disguise, sweeping into the room on the chandelier cord, sweeping hero off the ground and propelling both of them out the window.
(01:51:15) Hero swoons.
(01:51:20) Hero: Oh masked savior!
(01:51:38) Amaurofebris: The fuck, lol...
(01:51:52) Amaurofebris: Tuxedo mask?!
(01:52:19) Hero: Oh no! Masked savior, it's Amaurofebris! He wishes to marry me for my parents money! You must fight him off with your swashbuckling dashing!
(01:52:28) Amaurofebris: :0
(01:52:37) Amaurofebris EN GARDE.
(01:53:26) Hero waits to swoon over the dueling.
(01:53:47) Mr_Master leaps at Ama with glittering sword drawn, launching a flurry of thrusts and short flickering swings to drive the newcomer back to the winding stairs, because swordfights on stairs are cool.
(01:55:29) Hero: Careful masked savior he's got a hidden blade in his boot!
(01:55:30) Misha_Hiroki swings from a chandelier brandishing a rapier and joining the fight.
(01:55:46) Amaurofebris begins retreating up the stairs backwards, rapier drawn high and swirling to crash with that of the masked intruder while uttering grunts and groans where necessary.
(01:57:39) Hero grows tired of playing the damsel and strips off the frilly dress to reveal a form fitting pair of leather pants and loose fitting tucked in tunic.
(01:57:45) Hero turns his spanish accent back on.
(01:57:55) Amaurofebris gasps.
(01:57:55) Misha_Hiroki fights on both sides, switching periodically until she finds an opening wide enough to kick one away and disarm them
(01:58:20) Amaurofebris: EGADS, he was in disguise all along!
(01:58:35) Mr_Master loses his sword, but grabs a nearby torch to maintain his defense until he can find a sword to stylishly snag up with his foot.
(01:58:46) Hero: That's right. I am no girlish fool, I am...Héroe!
(01:58:58) Hero draws a pair of flintlock pistols.
(01:59:03) Mr_Master also turns back on his color
(01:59:11) Misha_Hiroki grabs the masked savior's sword as it twirls in midair and fights with both hands
(02:01:03) Misha_Hiroki: Can you hold off a master of swordplay when she wields TWO weapons?!
(02:01:18) Hero pulls the hammers back.
(02:01:32) Hero: Alright, who wishes for the first bullet?
(02:01:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- yawns.
(02:01:51) Hero: Or..only bullet as the case may be with a flintlock.
(02:02:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- waves at Ama.
(02:02:05) Misha_Hiroki: But you're carrying two
(02:02:21) Mr_Master: I can when Ama is occupying one of them.
(02:02:22) Hero: The second one isn't loaded. That was my own fault for not planning ahead properly.
(02:02:42) Mr_Master rolls eyes.
(02:02:59) Misha_Hiroki: Ha! Shoot me and all you'll receive in return is a blade in your throat.
(02:03:14) Amaurofebris leaves the fight to tackle Hahvy, pinning her to the ground in multiple means of conversation!
(02:03:27) Hero shoots the chandelier rope.
(02:04:18) Misha_Hiroki looks up and dodges to the side before the chandelier falls on her then throws a small throwing knife at Heroe's throat.
(02:04:52) Hero quickdraws his rapier and in a dramatic moment of speed and skill flits the knife away!
(02:05:53) Misha_Hiroki grins and leaps up to where Heroe is and initiates an exchange of sword strikes.
(02:06:12) Mr_Master is nailed by the chandelier.
(02:06:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- laughs and snugs Ama.
(02:06:22) Mr_Master goes down in a crashing of crystal and flames
(02:06:23) Hero clashes blades with Misha spouting off clever dueling banter whilst doing it.
(02:06:36) Hero: Ah! I see your point!
(02:08:18) Misha_Hiroki deftly parries and thrusts her sword at her opponent while spouting some banter of her own.
(02:08:40) Misha_Hiroki: A man I may not be, but there are none who can match me with "steel."
(02:08:57) Mr_Master finds Ama's sword among the wreckage, discarded in his desperate leap for Hahvy. Not his "sword" but his actual metal weapons... not his "weapon," but... you know what I mean.
(02:09:09) Bathos: lawl
(02:09:11) TheDuchess watches from her hiding place
(02:09:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD!
(02:09:22) Hero: Ha ha! Quick with the tongue I see, but never on a first date!
(02:09:26) Amaurofebris: Lmao.
(02:09:42) Hero meets steel with Misha and parries her thrust.
(02:10:19) Mr_Master stands -- armed, annoyed, and covered with glass and bits of candlewax.
(02:10:20) Misha_Hiroki: Perhaps you're just strong enough to match my stamina!
(02:10:41) Misha_Hiroki flourishes with a twirl and stabs low
(02:10:56) Bathos microwaves some popcorn.
(02:11:30) Hero takes a quick boot step back and strikes a fighting pose.
(02:11:55) Hero: Oh ho, I've never dueled an ogre before. I find it an interesting experience!
(02:13:21) Misha_Hiroki grins at the scathing verbal blow and counters with a physical blow of equal strength.
(02:13:39) Hero locks blades with Misha!
( 02:13:49) Hero: If your wit were as fast as your steel we may be evenly matched!
(02:14:46) Misha_Hiroki: Wit is overrated when a well placed knee can be far more effective.
(02:15:06) Misha_Hiroki drives a knee in the direction of his crotch while they are still face to face
(02:15:11) Hero: Oh dear!
( 02:15:21) Hero is kneed in the crotch and collapses to his own knees.
(02:15:31) Hero: Sweet Jesus...Joseph and Mary!
(02:15:52) Mr_Master clinks up the stairs after Hero and Misha
( 02:15:54) Misha_Hiroki kicks away his sword and holds the tip of her's to his neck
(02:15:56) Misha_Hiroki: Submit!
(02:16:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: CHEAP SHOT
(02:16:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- boos.
( 02:16:19) Mr_Master catches Hero's falling sword in his free hand, still raining bits of glass and crystal from his clothes.
( 02:16:24) Misha_Hiroki throws a knife at hahvy's throat
( 02:16:28) Hero: You fight dirty...But for my own life and for the life of an ice pack I must concede.
(02:16:40) Mr_Master approaches
(02:16:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- barely dodges in time and keeps her thoughts to herself from now on.
( 02:16:45) Mr_Master: I, however, do not!
(02:16:54) Hero: Ze masked savior!
( 02:16:59) Misha_Hiroki: All's fair in love and war, if you'll excuse the cliche.
( 02:17:03) Mr_Master launches a flurry of thrusts at Misha
(02:17:19) Mr_Master: I want my sword back, you harlot!
(02:17:32) Amaurofebris launches a flurry of thrusts at Hahvy with his... weapon.
(02:17:49) Misha_Hiroki dodges and parries, throwing the masked savior's sword back in a gesture of good sportsmanship.
( 02:17:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- has no defense for such furious thrusting.
(02:18:04) Amaurofebris PENETRATES all of Hahvy's defenses.
(02:18:07) Hero scampers off set and gets an ice pack.
( 02:18:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- 's defenses crumble under the onslaught.
(02:18:21) Mr_Master tosses Hero's sword at Misha's free hand in order to free up his hand to catch his own sword.
( 02:18:31) Amaurofebris: xD
(02:18:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: \o/
(02:18:57) Amaurofebris pillages all of the booty.
( 02:18:58) Misha_Hiroki catches the sword and begins her own onslaught of thrusts
(202:19:05) Hero would gladly assault Hahvy with his siege weapons.
(02:19:10) Mr_Master then juggles the two swords he has so he gets his sword in his proper hand, just in time to parry parry parry!
(02:19:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- relinquishes the goods.
(02:19:37) Mr_Master gives ground, then takes ground, then double locks swords with Misha.
(02:19:50) Mr_Master: What, no witty repartee with the Masked Savior?
( 02:20:17) Hero ices his crotchular region.
( 02:20:31) Hero: Ksstt...cold cold cold...
(02:20:32) Misha_Hiroki: I expected the man to lead this dance.
(02:20:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bahaha...crotchular..
( 02:21:00) Mr_Master: I know you well enough to know you take no man's lead...
( 02:21:20) Hero is proud he started an epic theatrical duel.
(02:21:41) Mr_Master: with your demand that I give you epic returnsies? Yes you did.
(02:21:58) Misha_Hiroki breaks off the deadlock then slashes and thrusts at the same time
( 02:22:17) Misha_Hiroki: True enough, I guess I just wanted to see if you had the gall.
(02:22:48) Mr_Master does a double sweeping block and spins out of the way, piruetting almost like a ballet dancer.
(02:23:00) Mr_Master: You'll have to slice me open to check on that...
(02:23:19) Hero sits comfortably while icing his crotch and goes about loading the flintlock again.
( 02:23:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- hums to herself.
(02:24:12) Misha_Hiroki slices off one of his coattails as he pirouettes then thrusts three times at his abdomen.
(02:24:25) Misha_Hiroki: Oh believe me, masked savior. I intend to.
(02:24:40) Mr_Master blocks twice and then does a hands-free backflip to avoid the third.
( 02:24:53) Mr_Master: I'm afraid you'll need more than intentions.
(02:25:20) Hero adds wadding and powder.
(02:26:00) Misha_Hiroki does a jumping stab, flipping frontward to add momentum
(02:26:25) Misha_Hiroki: Just you wait and see! I have much more than intentions.
(02:26:33) Hero packs down bullet.
(02:27:17) Mr_Master dives forward beneath her jump, skidding across the parquet floor and twisting into a roll that allows him to spin to his feet, facing Misha again.
(02:27:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND AND JUST STAB ONE ANOTHER.
(02:27:31) Mr_Master: I know you do! And a lovely bustier, by the way.
(02:28:03) Hero pulls back hammer and fires at Misha.
(02:28:23) Misha_Hiroki: Ha! A ploy to catch me off guard. I always wear pants in a fight!
(02:28:46) Misha_Hiroki turns to stab at the masked savior but is caught by a bullet to the head
(02:29:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FINALLY
(02:29:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SOMEONE IS BLEEDING
(02:29:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Jebus
(02:29:42) Misha_Hiroki 's eyes glaze over as she falls to the side, mouth agape and bleeding. She lands with a thud and drops her swords, her life's blood leaking onto the hard wood floor.
(02:29:47) Mr_Master: (did I mis-spell bustier? Isn't that like a corset kind of thing to help present the girls nicely?)
(02:29:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- applauds Hero.
(02:29:49) Hero: I expected someone such as yourself to realize the downside of mercy.
(02:30:23) Misha_Hiroki: (I dunno, I figured it was some sort of underwear)
(02:30:23) Hero takes a bow.
(02:30:25) Mr_Master dips his sword in posthumous salute.
(02:30:34) Amaurofebris: Yeah, bustier is like a fancy bra.
(02:30:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bustier is a type of top.
(02:30:37) Mr_Master: A worthy opponent. I look forward to her reincarnation.
(02:30:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It lifts and usually separates.
(02:30:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I think.
(02:30:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It's fancy.
(02:30:58) Mr_Master tosses Ama's sword to him... point first, attempting to transfix the man to the wall
(02:30:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Like Ama said.
(02:31:22) Amaurofebris: It's like a corset, really.
(02:31:38) Hero takes his sword and cleans it with his handkerchief.
(02:31:49) Misha_Hiroki twitches slightly almost still showing signs of life, but doesn't make any subsequent movements.
(02:31:53) Amaurofebris is impaled in the shoulder to the wall with a short grunt of pain.
(02:32:11) Mr_Master turns to Hero, leveling his sword point.
(02:32:24) Mr_Master: Do you, sir, feel yourself properly greeted upon my return?
(02:32:40) Hero: Why yes. I think that duel was of proper magnitudes.
(02:33:03) Mr_Master lowers sword
(02:33:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bustiers are pretty much extra fancy corsets.
(02:33:08) Mr_Master: Excellent.
(02:33:58) Hero gathers up the cast and crew for final bows!
(02:34:11) Misha_Hiroki can't. She's really dead
(02:34:33) Hero: Oh right. I actually did shoot her.
(01:42:17) Mr_Master: Okay, brb.
(01:43:00) Hero: Brb? You haven't spoken in an extended period and now you brb?
(01:43:11) Bathos: HA HA.
(01:43:11) Hero: You owe me another Greeting and fairwell!
(01:43:13) Bathos: That's MM.
(01:48:09) Mr_Master: I think I take exception to that.
(01:48:36) Mr_Master: I had to shift things on my computer, and that involved logging off for a few minutes.
(01:48:41) Mr_Master: but now I'm back
(01:48:49) Mr_Master: Farewell, Hero, I shall return!
(01:48:59) Hero: And then?
(01:49:05) Mr_Master sweeps Hero into a deep dip, planting a heavy kiss on his lips.
(01:49:09) Mr_Master includes tongue
(01:49:23) Hero faints like a prim lady.
(01:49:50) Mr_Master then vanishes, dropping Hero to the ground.
(01:50:04) Hero hits head on the ground.
(01:50:20) Mr_Master returns in disguise, sweeping into the room on the chandelier cord, sweeping hero off the ground and propelling both of them out the window.
(01:51:15) Hero swoons.
(01:51:20) Hero: Oh masked savior!
(01:51:38) Amaurofebris: The fuck, lol...
(01:51:52) Amaurofebris: Tuxedo mask?!
(01:52:19) Hero: Oh no! Masked savior, it's Amaurofebris! He wishes to marry me for my parents money! You must fight him off with your swashbuckling dashing!
(01:52:28) Amaurofebris: :0
(01:52:37) Amaurofebris EN GARDE.
(01:53:26) Hero waits to swoon over the dueling.
(01:53:47) Mr_Master leaps at Ama with glittering sword drawn, launching a flurry of thrusts and short flickering swings to drive the newcomer back to the winding stairs, because swordfights on stairs are cool.
(01:55:29) Hero: Careful masked savior he's got a hidden blade in his boot!
(01:55:30) Misha_Hiroki swings from a chandelier brandishing a rapier and joining the fight.
(01:55:46) Amaurofebris begins retreating up the stairs backwards, rapier drawn high and swirling to crash with that of the masked intruder while uttering grunts and groans where necessary.
(01:57:39) Hero grows tired of playing the damsel and strips off the frilly dress to reveal a form fitting pair of leather pants and loose fitting tucked in tunic.
(01:57:45) Hero turns his spanish accent back on.
(01:57:55) Amaurofebris gasps.
(01:57:55) Misha_Hiroki fights on both sides, switching periodically until she finds an opening wide enough to kick one away and disarm them
(01:58:20) Amaurofebris: EGADS, he was in disguise all along!
(01:58:35) Mr_Master loses his sword, but grabs a nearby torch to maintain his defense until he can find a sword to stylishly snag up with his foot.
(01:58:46) Hero: That's right. I am no girlish fool, I am...Héroe!
(01:58:58) Hero draws a pair of flintlock pistols.
(01:59:03) Mr_Master also turns back on his color
(01:59:11) Misha_Hiroki grabs the masked savior's sword as it twirls in midair and fights with both hands
(02:01:03) Misha_Hiroki: Can you hold off a master of swordplay when she wields TWO weapons?!
(02:01:18) Hero pulls the hammers back.
(02:01:32) Hero: Alright, who wishes for the first bullet?
(02:01:50) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- yawns.
(02:01:51) Hero: Or..only bullet as the case may be with a flintlock.
(02:02:03) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- waves at Ama.
(02:02:05) Misha_Hiroki: But you're carrying two
(02:02:21) Mr_Master: I can when Ama is occupying one of them.
(02:02:22) Hero: The second one isn't loaded. That was my own fault for not planning ahead properly.
(02:02:42) Mr_Master rolls eyes.
(02:02:59) Misha_Hiroki: Ha! Shoot me and all you'll receive in return is a blade in your throat.
(02:03:14) Amaurofebris leaves the fight to tackle Hahvy, pinning her to the ground in multiple means of conversation!
(02:03:27) Hero shoots the chandelier rope.
(02:04:18) Misha_Hiroki looks up and dodges to the side before the chandelier falls on her then throws a small throwing knife at Heroe's throat.
(02:04:52) Hero quickdraws his rapier and in a dramatic moment of speed and skill flits the knife away!
(02:05:53) Misha_Hiroki grins and leaps up to where Heroe is and initiates an exchange of sword strikes.
(02:06:12) Mr_Master is nailed by the chandelier.
(02:06:17) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- laughs and snugs Ama.
(02:06:22) Mr_Master goes down in a crashing of crystal and flames
(02:06:23) Hero clashes blades with Misha spouting off clever dueling banter whilst doing it.
(02:06:36) Hero: Ah! I see your point!
(02:08:18) Misha_Hiroki deftly parries and thrusts her sword at her opponent while spouting some banter of her own.
(02:08:40) Misha_Hiroki: A man I may not be, but there are none who can match me with "steel."
(02:08:57) Mr_Master finds Ama's sword among the wreckage, discarded in his desperate leap for Hahvy. Not his "sword" but his actual metal weapons... not his "weapon," but... you know what I mean.
(02:09:09) Bathos: lawl
(02:09:11) TheDuchess watches from her hiding place
(02:09:13) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: XD!
(02:09:22) Hero: Ha ha! Quick with the tongue I see, but never on a first date!
(02:09:26) Amaurofebris: Lmao.
(02:09:42) Hero meets steel with Misha and parries her thrust.
(02:10:19) Mr_Master stands -- armed, annoyed, and covered with glass and bits of candlewax.
(02:10:20) Misha_Hiroki: Perhaps you're just strong enough to match my stamina!
(02:10:41) Misha_Hiroki flourishes with a twirl and stabs low
(02:10:56) Bathos microwaves some popcorn.
(02:11:30) Hero takes a quick boot step back and strikes a fighting pose.
(02:11:55) Hero: Oh ho, I've never dueled an ogre before. I find it an interesting experience!
(02:13:21) Misha_Hiroki grins at the scathing verbal blow and counters with a physical blow of equal strength.
(02:13:39) Hero locks blades with Misha!
( 02:13:49) Hero: If your wit were as fast as your steel we may be evenly matched!
(02:14:46) Misha_Hiroki: Wit is overrated when a well placed knee can be far more effective.
(02:15:06) Misha_Hiroki drives a knee in the direction of his crotch while they are still face to face
(02:15:11) Hero: Oh dear!
( 02:15:21) Hero is kneed in the crotch and collapses to his own knees.
(02:15:31) Hero: Sweet Jesus...Joseph and Mary!
(02:15:52) Mr_Master clinks up the stairs after Hero and Misha
( 02:15:54) Misha_Hiroki kicks away his sword and holds the tip of her's to his neck
(02:15:56) Misha_Hiroki: Submit!
(02:16:01) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: CHEAP SHOT
(02:16:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- boos.
( 02:16:19) Mr_Master catches Hero's falling sword in his free hand, still raining bits of glass and crystal from his clothes.
( 02:16:24) Misha_Hiroki throws a knife at hahvy's throat
( 02:16:28) Hero: You fight dirty...But for my own life and for the life of an ice pack I must concede.
(02:16:40) Mr_Master approaches
(02:16:41) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- barely dodges in time and keeps her thoughts to herself from now on.
( 02:16:45) Mr_Master: I, however, do not!
(02:16:54) Hero: Ze masked savior!
( 02:16:59) Misha_Hiroki: All's fair in love and war, if you'll excuse the cliche.
( 02:17:03) Mr_Master launches a flurry of thrusts at Misha
(02:17:19) Mr_Master: I want my sword back, you harlot!
(02:17:32) Amaurofebris launches a flurry of thrusts at Hahvy with his... weapon.
(02:17:49) Misha_Hiroki dodges and parries, throwing the masked savior's sword back in a gesture of good sportsmanship.
( 02:17:49) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- has no defense for such furious thrusting.
(02:18:04) Amaurofebris PENETRATES all of Hahvy's defenses.
(02:18:07) Hero scampers off set and gets an ice pack.
( 02:18:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- 's defenses crumble under the onslaught.
(02:18:21) Mr_Master tosses Hero's sword at Misha's free hand in order to free up his hand to catch his own sword.
( 02:18:31) Amaurofebris: xD
(02:18:45) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: \o/
(02:18:57) Amaurofebris pillages all of the booty.
( 02:18:58) Misha_Hiroki catches the sword and begins her own onslaught of thrusts
(202:19:05) Hero would gladly assault Hahvy with his siege weapons.
(02:19:10) Mr_Master then juggles the two swords he has so he gets his sword in his proper hand, just in time to parry parry parry!
(02:19:20) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- relinquishes the goods.
(02:19:37) Mr_Master gives ground, then takes ground, then double locks swords with Misha.
(02:19:50) Mr_Master: What, no witty repartee with the Masked Savior?
( 02:20:17) Hero ices his crotchular region.
( 02:20:31) Hero: Ksstt...cold cold cold...
(02:20:32) Misha_Hiroki: I expected the man to lead this dance.
(02:20:36) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bahaha...crotchular..
( 02:21:00) Mr_Master: I know you well enough to know you take no man's lead...
( 02:21:20) Hero is proud he started an epic theatrical duel.
(02:21:41) Mr_Master: with your demand that I give you epic returnsies? Yes you did.
(02:21:58) Misha_Hiroki breaks off the deadlock then slashes and thrusts at the same time
( 02:22:17) Misha_Hiroki: True enough, I guess I just wanted to see if you had the gall.
(02:22:48) Mr_Master does a double sweeping block and spins out of the way, piruetting almost like a ballet dancer.
(02:23:00) Mr_Master: You'll have to slice me open to check on that...
(02:23:19) Hero sits comfortably while icing his crotch and goes about loading the flintlock again.
( 02:23:35) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- hums to herself.
(02:24:12) Misha_Hiroki slices off one of his coattails as he pirouettes then thrusts three times at his abdomen.
(02:24:25) Misha_Hiroki: Oh believe me, masked savior. I intend to.
(02:24:40) Mr_Master blocks twice and then does a hands-free backflip to avoid the third.
( 02:24:53) Mr_Master: I'm afraid you'll need more than intentions.
(02:25:20) Hero adds wadding and powder.
(02:26:00) Misha_Hiroki does a jumping stab, flipping frontward to add momentum
(02:26:25) Misha_Hiroki: Just you wait and see! I have much more than intentions.
(02:26:33) Hero packs down bullet.
(02:27:17) Mr_Master dives forward beneath her jump, skidding across the parquet floor and twisting into a roll that allows him to spin to his feet, facing Misha again.
(02:27:28) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: STOP PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND AND JUST STAB ONE ANOTHER.
(02:27:31) Mr_Master: I know you do! And a lovely bustier, by the way.
(02:28:03) Hero pulls back hammer and fires at Misha.
(02:28:23) Misha_Hiroki: Ha! A ploy to catch me off guard. I always wear pants in a fight!
(02:28:46) Misha_Hiroki turns to stab at the masked savior but is caught by a bullet to the head
(02:29:00) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: FINALLY
(02:29:04) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: SOMEONE IS BLEEDING
(02:29:07) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Jebus
(02:29:42) Misha_Hiroki 's eyes glaze over as she falls to the side, mouth agape and bleeding. She lands with a thud and drops her swords, her life's blood leaking onto the hard wood floor.
(02:29:47) Mr_Master: (did I mis-spell bustier? Isn't that like a corset kind of thing to help present the girls nicely?)
(02:29:47) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+-- applauds Hero.
(02:29:49) Hero: I expected someone such as yourself to realize the downside of mercy.
(02:30:23) Misha_Hiroki: (I dunno, I figured it was some sort of underwear)
(02:30:23) Hero takes a bow.
(02:30:25) Mr_Master dips his sword in posthumous salute.
(02:30:34) Amaurofebris: Yeah, bustier is like a fancy bra.
(02:30:34) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bustier is a type of top.
(02:30:37) Mr_Master: A worthy opponent. I look forward to her reincarnation.
(02:30:48) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It lifts and usually separates.
(02:30:51) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: I think.
(02:30:57) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: It's fancy.
(02:30:58) Mr_Master tosses Ama's sword to him... point first, attempting to transfix the man to the wall
(02:30:59) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Like Ama said.
(02:31:22) Amaurofebris: It's like a corset, really.
(02:31:38) Hero takes his sword and cleans it with his handkerchief.
(02:31:49) Misha_Hiroki twitches slightly almost still showing signs of life, but doesn't make any subsequent movements.
(02:31:53) Amaurofebris is impaled in the shoulder to the wall with a short grunt of pain.
(02:32:11) Mr_Master turns to Hero, leveling his sword point.
(02:32:24) Mr_Master: Do you, sir, feel yourself properly greeted upon my return?
(02:32:40) Hero: Why yes. I think that duel was of proper magnitudes.
(02:33:03) Mr_Master lowers sword
(02:33:08) --+Hahvoc_Requiem+--: Bustiers are pretty much extra fancy corsets.
(02:33:08) Mr_Master: Excellent.
(02:33:58) Hero gathers up the cast and crew for final bows!
(02:34:11) Misha_Hiroki can't. She's really dead
(02:34:33) Hero: Oh right. I actually did shoot her.
Mr Master
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Glorious, Padan! Simply glorious!