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You don't cross the street until the cars are moving or else you will probably get hit and die. Stay out of the white lines, and if a car stops for you, throw a rock at their windshield.
 
Use only a short password like your birthday to remember it easier and never use a different one for all your other accounts. That way hackers won't be able to attack you.
 
Never lock the doors of your car and always leave the windows open. That way there will always be fresh air inside your car, especially in a hot summer!
 
Never question what people tell you what to do. Always take them for their word. Of course, they have your best interest in mind!
 
You're diabetic and want to eat all of that sugary cake? Go for it! What's going to stop you? Your pancreas? Nah!
 
@Ironic, your bad advice is so good! lol

In the same line of thought:

Oh, you're trying to lose weight? Don't worry that pasta dish from the Cheesecake Factory has less calories than a head of cabbage. Go ahead, the more you eat, the faster you'll drop pounds like no one's business! To top it off, don't stop at one slice of cheesecake for dessert. You can afford it.
 
My grandmother is diabetic, fat and a little bit senile. She says that she can eat strawberries with lots of whipped cream on it because she's allowed to and the doctors telling her that she is too fat and needs to change her diet don't know what they're talking about. Also, the food isn't making her fat, she just has the wrong insulin. And when you try to change her mind she only gets angry.

Anyway, back to topic:

Don't keep your information for yourself, tell others all the details about your bank account and other private stuff that could be used against you!
 
(@Revnarh so good to see you again!)

Your food server will absolutely adore you if you point out all the flaws of your experience because you'll allow them to improve things for the next customer.
 
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