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Explain a Film Plot Badly

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This game is easy enough - take a film and explain the plot of the movie horribly.

Film: The Labyrinth

A man is upset that the under-aged girl he's in love with won't play with his balls, so he takes her everyday complaints literally and kidnaps her younger brother. She goes through a wild acid trip of an adventure only to find out she's most likely schizophrenic and nothing really happened, but assures herself it really did by pretending her friends from along the way are still with her.

Your turn!
 
The Downfall

Ranting psychotic dictator from those YouTube videos realizes that nobody obeys him anymore, so he tells his deputies to do whatever the fuck they like and shoots himself in the head.
 
E. T. - The Extraterrestrial

Suburban kids on bikes help space troll escape government agents who just want to make friends. Meanwhile, their little sister wants to see its cock. (Yes, pervs, that's really in the movie!)
 
The little mermaid.

Fish princess sees a hot dude and says, "Boy, I'd like some dick." She then goes to her dad, who says, "No dick for you." Then she goes and makes a bad deal with a witch that kills her dad, and then the man has to save her.
 
Alien v. Predator

How should the humans die?
Be impregnated by a horny murderous bug?
Skinned alive by vag-faced Steve Irwins?
Or betrayed by members of their own kind?

If you choose all three this movie's foryou !
 
Passengers: Guy dooms a girl to lonely life because he thinks she's hot. In space.
 
Star Wars: A young man rescues a Princess in Peril. In Space.

The Empire Strikes Back: The same young man's unresolved Daddy issues lead to Intergalactic war.
 
Mr Quixotic said:
Star Wars: A young man rescues a Princess in Peril. In Space.

The Empire Strikes Back: The same young man's unresolved Daddy issues lead to Intergalactic war.
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Revenge of the Sith: Daddy ends up getting Mommy killed because he turned scary after having visions of her dying.
 
Arrival:

Learning the language of an alien race allows a woman to see into the future and the past enabling her to affect the past and the future to change both the future and the past. Or not.
 
See I thought for Star Wars it was: Intergalactic terrorists blow up government jobs program.
Empire Strikes Back: Government captures a single terrorist.
Return of the Jedi: Terrorists discover incest.
 
Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Fellowship of the ring: Bunch of short dudes take a piece of jewelry or some shit on some wild fuckin' quest. Then another guy that is really good at swords teams up with a bow and arrow dude and an axe user that hates when people throw him, and they do sweet epic forest fighting stuff. Magic boy jumps off a cliff to fight an overgrown campfire, and everybody meets up in mystically sexy elf land for a royal circle jerk with the matrix guy.

Two Towers: Couple of short dudes still fucking walking through the wilderness with a piece of jewerly, growing extremely sexually aroused by it. May or may not be teetering on the brink of using it as a dick ring. Fighting dudes still fighting monsters and shit, and spell chuckin' wizard dude changes clothes and arrives late to the party when everyone's almost dead.

Return of the King: OMG, short ass holes STILL walking around with a damn ring, with another hunched over short ass hole following them on a leash. Sword fighting dude goes in a cave and does LSD or some shit and comes out with a big ass fuckin' ghost army and wins the internet. Short ass hat with a speech impediment trips and falls into a volcano with the magic cock ring, and sword guy becomes king er somethin'. Then a bunch of pretty boys in dresses jump in a boat and sail away.
 
LOL RAUK. I like that one a lot.



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