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Info: Hates when she gets random pain in her chest and it shoots up into her face along her jaw.
Info: This occurs every once in a blue moon and fades out within minutes so she's not all that worried.
Info: 36Bs, bitch!
 
Fact: Is just a big fuck up that can't do anything right and should just go crawl into a hole and never come out >.<
 
Is just a big fuck up that can't do anything right and should just go crawl into a hole and never come out >.<

Oh please, how can you be a fuck up when you can make awesome white icing'd cupcakes with a gorgeous red tint to them????

Seriously, though, you're definitely NOT a fuck up. You're just hit a bump in the road right now that is worse than others. It will get better. It always does.

Edited to insert a word I forgot the first time.
 
As_Day_Fades said:
Fact: Bacon makes everything better. Everything. There is not a single thing in this world that cannot be improved by the inclusion of bacon.

Gotta do your taxes? Mm, bacon sounds pretty good right about now!

Traffic jam? Oh well. At least you have some bacon!

The apocalypse? This is awful, but having a plate of bacon could make it bearable!

Prove me wrong.

Hmm Sorry if this blows your mind but....Bacon with a side of bacon?
 
Fact: My mind has just been blown by bacon with a side of bacon.

Another fact: I don't mind the previous fact.
 
That doesn't blow my mind, nope. It actually fits perfectly, as having more bacon is a significant improvement over having whatever is the current amount.


Fact: Still sick, coughing/headache/sore throat/sinus. Day... 5?
Fact: Ruby never made it to my place. OR MM. I am taking offers for a new nurse.
Fact: Must be willing to be paid in sexual harassment - I have Johnny Bravo as my avatar, for Christ's sake!
 
As_Day_Fades said:
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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Edit: Good lord, that might be disgusting.

We should leave the all powerful bacon away from the goodness of chocolate.

Those two things together would obviously cause a train wreck of chaos. Causing the destruction of everything good and holy.

Do YOU want that to happen?
 
Relix said:
We should leave the all powerful bacon away from the goodness of chocolate.

Those two things together would obviously cause a train wreck of chaos. Causing the destruction of everything good and holy.

No no, a train wreck of awesome. Too much awesome for our simple mortal palates to properly appreciate. For all we know it could be the food of the gods.
 
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