Hoist the colors!

[TheCorsair]

Big mood.

 

[Xanaphia]

*Makes a character*
PC: Hey, I don't have a tragic backstory!
Me: Nope, not yet.
PC: Yay --wait, what do you mean not yet?

 

[TheCorsair]

Over on Twitter, Jen Bartel decided to break the internet with some FF7 fan art...

 

[TheCorsair]

Man what I don’t even

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=jQDjRrOWEpE&fbclid=IwAR01_GMmh7RWn-yBpXnk5V-5AWg1HphsSUSiIz3DG1g6uTLRWS_nk_kYRR4

 

[TheCorsair]

 

[TheCorsair]

 

[Xanaphia]

Marta and Peter liked this.

 

[TheCorsair]

I saw this, and immediately thought of @Madam Mim...

 

[Madam Mim]

I'm in this post and I LOVE IT!!!!

 

[TheCorsair]

All The Single Laddies
or, What if Beyoncé recorded “The Scotsman”?

(For best effect, imagine David Tennant, Ewan McGregor, and James McAvoy - all shirtless in kilts - singing this.)

A' th' single laddies, a' th' single laddies
A' th' single laddies, a' th' single laddies
A' th' single laddies, a' th' single laddies
A' th' single laddies

Now put your hands up
Up in the pub, we just drank up
I drank far more than my share
Decided to stroll and now I’m losing control
Cause the beer’s really getting to me

I'm out the door, I’m on the floor
Don't you worry about me
Just out on the grass, laying down on my ass
Yeah I’ll sleep under this tree

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ribbon on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ribbon on it
Go check out my kilt and what’s there under it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ribbon on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ribbon on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ribbon on it
Go check out my kilt and what’s there under it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ribbon on it

I got a snore on my lips, a kilt on my hips
Got me sleeping with drunken dreams
Step on up, lift my kilt on up
I wonder just what you think

You need no permission, did I mention
Just pay me a little attention
You can have your turn and now you can learn
There’s nothing under there but me

And if you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
If you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
Don't be shocked once you see that you want it
If you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
Don't be shocked once you see that you want it
If you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
Oh, oh, oh

A' th' single laddies, a' th' single laddies
A' th' single laddies, a' th' single laddies
A' th' single laddies, a' th' single laddies
A' th' single laddies
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh

And if you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
If you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
Don't be shocked once you see that you want it
If you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
Don't be shocked once you see that you want it
If you like it then go ahead and put a ribbon on it
Oh, oh, oh

 

[TheCorsair]

And here’s that Saiyan I mentioned. First, Aubergene in her walking around clothes (next to Piccolo for comparison):


And in her standard Time Patrol uniform.


For fun, the mess that happened the one time she wore the traditional Turtle Hermit gi into a fight.



And finally, Aubergene going Super Saiyan:

 

[Fandomizer]

Noice

 

[TheCorsair]

So I’m sitting in the grocery parking lot, and this SUV parks with no more than about 6 inches of space between the driver’s side and the cart return. And then this obese woman starts trying to wriggle out. She strains, and finally escapes, and the whole time I’m just watching and thinking “just move your damn car, woman.”

Once she escapes, she gets this pissed look on her face and - I kid you not - tries to shove the cart return further from her car.

Sometimes, I think we are doomed as a species.

 

[TheCorsair]

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[TheCorsair]

Test

 

[TheCorsair]

A couple of days ago, I realized that you could translate large chunks of the Bible into (Warhammer 40k) Orkish without losing any of the meaning.

Deuteronomy 20:10-18, Ork translation

10. When youz goin' ta Waaauuugh!, youz gotta foist tell dem gitz youz gonna krump dat dey kin give up
11. An' if dey give up, den deyz youz slaves an' you kin puttem ta' work.
12. But if'n dey tinks deyz 'ard an' dey wanna go, den go an' krump 'em.
13. An' when youze krumped 'em da way Gork an' Mork learned ya, kill all da gitz what was fightin'
14. An' all da other ones what didn't 'ave da stones ta fight, an' all der stuff, dat's yer loot. An' yeh kin do what yeh likes wit' yer loot.
15. An' dat's what yeh do wit' all da worlds yeh gonna see when yeh go Waaaauuugh, 'cept fer dese six planets what yeh gonna hit first.
16. See, Gork an' Mork gotz plans fer those six planets. Dey yeh'rz, an' yeh gonna kill every sodden' fing on dem planets.
17. Oi zoggin' mean it. Da Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites—jes' like Gork an' Mork told yeh.
18. If'n yeh don't, dey gonna get yeh worshipping' dat Humie Warboss on his gold chair, an' yeh gonna fergit how Gork an' Mork taught yeh ta be brutal an' kunnin' or kunnin' an' brutal, an' we can't be 'avin' dat.

 

[TheCorsair]

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