The Either/Or Game

[XXtraPrince]

Sky-diving

Tea-house or titty bar?

 

[Camille]

What else but a titty bar for the cowgirl?

Butter or margarine?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Butter.

Fine-ground pepper, or coarse?

 

[Camille]

Fine-ground (I've never tried the coarse)


Caviar or oysters as an aphrodisiac?

 

[XXtraPrince]

My sixteenth summer spent shucking oysters cured me; and I have a caviar spoon, but I've never used it. Truth is, I have no difficulty getting horny.

Lemonade made with real lemons, or Southern sweet iced tea?

 

[Camille]

Southern sweet iced tea (I like to make it like my granny use to...syrupy sweet!)


Carpet or tile?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Carpet - thick-pile, about an inch or so deep.

Murals or mosaics?

 

[Camille]

Murals


Onions: sweet or green?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Green (chop up the bulbs and get the best of both worlds).

Peppers: sweet or HOT?

 

[Camille]

Sweet (like me! )


7 or 11?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Eleven. Actually, my number was 41, but that wasn't an option.

Drink through a straw or over the rim?

 

[Camille]

Through a straw


Hat or no hat?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Hat to play golf, softball or to go to a fais-do-do; otherwise none. I've got a full head of wavy hair which, though graying at the speed of light, still looks pretty good (I am told).

Satin or lace?

 

[Camille]

Lace


Large boobs and small butt? or, Smaller boobs but a BIG bootay?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Large boobs and a small butt - what an excruciating question!

Powerful or quick, wiry build?

 

[Camille]

Powerful (Mmm...)


Surfing the internet or surfing the ocean?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Surfing the Internet (why else would I be here?).

A partridge in a pear tree or a parrot in a cage?

 

[Camille]

A partridge


Rimming or being rimmed?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Neither.

Saltines or Ritz crackers?

 

[Camille]

*Giggles* Me either!

Umm...Ritz


Salsa? or Hummus?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Salsa - but I do like hummus.

Nose in vagina, sucking clitoris, or tongue in vagina, rubbing clit with nose?

 

[Camille]

YESSS to BOTH!!


Clam chowder or tomato soup?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Clam chowder (Manhattan).

Creamed corn or field peas with snaps?

 

[Camille]

Field peas with snaps...yumm!


Spinach or Caesar salad?

 

[Strmas]

Caesar Salad

crawfish or shrimp?