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[Kikora]

I'm surprised no one has said Ke$ha. ((However it's spelled.))

How did she become a musician? It's like they skipped the "Pretty, sane, with eh music" to go straight for, "Crackhead, crazy, shitty art" type.

 

[Andour Seibym]

One word: T-Pain.

To be fair, he's on a boat.

Not just any boat, but a motherfuckin' boat. Sportin' flippy flops.

And He fucked a mermaid, but his friends probably won't believe him when he tells them.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Anyone who spells their name with a dollar sign is probably an idiot. Just like anybody who would get CASH MONEY tattooed on their chest stomach.

EDIT: for great accuracy and truthiness.

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

He looks stoned.

And stupid.

Edit: And it's flippy floppies. :3​

 

[Dameon]

I like his belt buckle.

Too bad it's not doing any fucking good with those god damn pants.

 

[Kikora]

I'm guessing he's spent the better part of his life stoned, and blaming his stupidity on it.

His head doesn't look like it fits on his body. :S That jawline. DX

 

[Dameon]

A lot of guys wear dreadlocks well, they make them look good. This guy...his just look dirty and matted.

Maybe it's my view point as a white guy, but they just don't look that great.

 

[2AM_Club]

Ke$ha sounds like her mouth is always full of jizz. But maybe that's just me.

 

[Dameon]

Ke$ha sounds like her mouth is always full of jizz. But maybe that's just me.

I think you should rephrase that.

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Ke$ha sounds like her mouth is always full of jizz. But maybe that's just me.

I think you should rephrase that.

Keep it the way it is.​

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Ke$ha sounds like her mouth is always full of jizz. But maybe that's just me.

I think you should rephrase that.

I agree with Hahvy. It's good. The better question is why Clubby knows what someone sounds like with their mouth full of cum.

 

[2AM_Club]

Ke$ha sounds like her mouth is always full of jizz. But maybe that's just me.

I think you should rephrase that.

I agree with Hahvy. It's good. The better question is why Clubby knows what someone sounds like with their mouth full of cum.

Ke$ha sounds like her mouth is always full of Dameon's spermies, but I guess that's just how it sounds to me.

Oh, and ZG, you know why I know that. Remember that one time...in Eugene...with the watermelons and spandex...? Yup.

 

[Dameon]

Wait...what?

To both statements.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Wait...what?

To both statements.

Oh. Right. Forgot to tell the children to cover their ears.

 

[3ngag3]

So, besides Comic Con, there was this other convention thing with celebrities that was going on which I was working at over the weekend. I met Grizzly Adams and both he and my mother have a meesage for haters.

 

[Dameon]

Wait...what?

To both statements.

Oh. Right. Forgot to tell the children to cover their ears.

Hey, don't make me take away your stringed peas, old man.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Wait...what?

To both statements.

Oh. Right. Forgot to tell the children to cover their ears.

Hey, don't make me take away your stringed peas, old man.

I will fuck you up, whippersnapper. I will get off of this here wheelchair and I will beat you upside the face with my cane.

Hey! Gimme my fuckin' B12 shot so's I can beat this presumptuous youngster up the face wit ma cane.

EDIT: Hey, 3ngag3, your mom is way into Grizzly Adam's finger. Look at that face.

 

[3ngag3]

But of course.

Both Dan Haggardy (Grizz) and my mom are both animal people, so naturally, they would get along well together.

 

[3ngag3]

Here's a couple more of me from the show I was working at this past weekend.

Bonus points to whoever can identify the guy who's face plaster I'm holding up.

 

[Dameon]

Alfred Hitchcock?

 

[3ngag3]

Alfred Hitchcock?

No, but this person did work in the horror genre and precedes Hitchcock by a few decades.

 

[TakodaVega]

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I hate pictures. ._. my mom took this on my birthday. Yes there are 22 candles on my Pistachio cake~

 

[TakodaVega]

Here's a couple more of me from the show I was working at this past weekend.

HUMINAHUMINA~ Swords. Swords are sexy~ so's the man holdin the sword :3

 

[Dameon]

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I hate pictures. ._. my mom took this on my birthday. Yes there are 22 candles on my Pistachio cake~

...why didn't she just get two candles that were shaped like 2?

 

[H a r r i e t]

...why didn't she just get two candles that were shaped like 2?

She obviously wanted to see how good Tako's blowing skills were. GOD.