Stryker said:
Another pic from my music page. >.> Ratez?
So, like a 'tard, I just listened to your music. I am astounded by how similar your music is to your picture.
Heart Break Shaped Box: autotuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuner. Fuck that shit, dude. Also, Massive Attack you are not. I see what you're going for with the rhyme breakdown and you miss by a mile.
Emo Girl: made it all of 55 seconds before I wanted to hatefuck my eardrums with a knife. "I even let her cut me." Such a tool. "Take advantage of your self-esteem." Epitome of sleaze, dude. You even put that in the
chorus.
Falling 4 Me: Sometimes I wish there was a portmanteau for wannabe-player like there is for wannabe-gangster. Wlayer just doesn't sound roll off the tongue like wangster does.
One of a Kind: Dude. Where did you get this beat from? I've heard it somewhere else before. Also, completely forgettable.
Sapphire: This is one of the most lulzworthy songs I have ever heard.
Sapphire (remix): You remove the lulz and replace it with horrible fucking autotuner. Only made it 1:17 before moving on.
Resonance of Bittersweet Memories: I can't tell if that's mumbling in the background or what. It loses all definition because of your HORRIBLE FUCKING EXTREME USE OF AUTOTUNER STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP. Putting the same riff on repeat for two minutes of a 3:23 song is fucked.
Bedrock ft. iTerro: Ackackack?
Wut? Completely forgettable. It seems like the message of this song is, "I'll treat you alright, you can be honest with me, dump your boyfriend, I only want you for sex. See? I'm a romantic! Let me cover up my shallowness with half-assed flattery."
Get It Bitch: I honestly think you recycled a sample from Lords of Acid. C'mon. C'mon. You know you did it. You know it.
To sum it up, I think you could go platinum, but only if a million people are stupid as fuck and you can produce something actually catchy. I honestly think that I could sing better than you could and I'm fairly certain I'm partially tone deaf. Since you're such a big fan of recycled beats and, er, "re-envisioning" songs how about you pick a song, I pick a song, we do a karaoke thing and get Blue Moon to decide who sucks more?