The person above you awakens in a hospital bed and YOU say:

[Tassu]

Hello, nurse.

 

[Aviatrix]

I think you're confused Kitten, you had fallen over and hit your head on the inside of your helmet. Maybe you should rest some more.

 

[voodooalex]

Pulling a train isn't something you should do with real trains next time.

 

[Fly.a.KitE]

At your age, you can't be skipping the pre-stretch routine, buddy.

 

[Aviatrix]

You overstretched the muscles in your neck, you have to stop turning your head only to the left all the time.

 

[A.Storey]

This again? Next time... could we switch places? Please?

 

[ella]

I told you, do not expose them to bright light, do not let them get wet, and do not feed them after midnight!

 

[AndNich123]

You had to wear THAT black dress again, didn't you??

 

[Aviatrix]

We've told you multiple times, you need a new choker. That one is too tight and you keep passing out.

 

[AndNich123]

THIS is what happens when YOU'RE feeling a little horny.

 

[velvet.]

Urgh. Which one of us was a clone?

 

[Lockdown]

*Leans in to whisper* “Gieco, 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance”

 

[Aviatrix]

"I'm so sorry, I went to unbutton your jacket and it just popped off and bounced back into your mouth. Thank God I remembered the heimlich maneuver."

 

[Victorian_Virtue]

You did one too many hair flips and concussed yourself.

 

[Saiya]

"Good morning... I am your guardian angel here to guide you into the afterlife after your freak accident getting hit by granny in a mobility scooter!" I'd see how long the bit can last.

 

[Alariell]

Shhh... Don't move, don't speak. They can hear everything...

 

[CptnDeliciousPants]

"How did I end up here?"

 

[ChrisGabriel]

You fell out a plane.

 

[Sync]

"We did warn you that camels don't like being licked."

 

[MysteriousD]

"We did warn you that camels don't like being licked."

"The process worked. You now have three livers."