The person above you awakens in a hospital bed and YOU say:

[Jake G.]

EXAMPLE:
The person above you wakes up in a hospital bed and you are the 1st person they see. You say:

It even says on the box, if the condition persists longer than 4 hours go see a doctor...

 

[Jake G.]

HOLY SHIT!! Is the gerbil alright??

 

[Fruit]

"Four boys and six girls!"

 

[SeaChild]

Oh good, you're finally up! So are you ready for another 10 hours of fucking?

 

[Jake G.]

"Four boys and six girls!"

LOL!

Sex wearing roller skates...you never considered the negatives with that??

 

[Fruit]

"Who the fuck are you?"

 

[Sanoci]

Well, hello there. Did we sleep together or had a bad accident?

 

[Million]

Good evening. You probably wonder why I brought you here by drugging and restraining you.

 

[Jake G.]

I guess ball gags and handcuffs will do that to you sometimes...

 

[Sync]

We warned you what might happen if you did that with cigars.

 

[☢Utsuho☢]

I am the death god here to take you to hell! Just kidding, I'm just here to visit the person sharing this room with you.

 

[Jake G.]

The doc says its only a minor concussion...but she does suggest you put a roll cage on your bed to prevent these sorts of accidents.

 

[Million]

Guess who showed up drunk today...! Your doctor!

 

[wiki234]

Your...in a better place now...

 

[Jake G.]

I bet next time you won't use so much Astroglide.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]You are either very brave or stupid. Humans are such fascinating creatures.[/size]

 

[Cypherxk2]

Did you really have to kill everyone in the store for a piece of fruit? By the way, you won the lottery.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]All she did was pet you a little and pull on your tail, yet you went nuts and ripped her to shreds. You have severe anger issues.[/size]

 

[AnnaBeth]

The police have a few questions but as your attorney I'm advising you to keep your mouth shut.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Next time, leave parkour to the professionals. Stick to what you know best.[/size]

 

[Mephilis]

Oh... you're alive... that complicates things... guess I better put these back in...

 

[AnnaBeth]

Did you save my heels?

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Do you have a brain in that cranium of yours?[/size]

 

[AnnaBeth]

Oh thank God Lassie found me!

 

[Cypherxk2]

Oh shit Lassie turned zombie and is trying to eat me!!! (Sorry, couldn't resist the reference. Feel free to flame me in a pm. I'll take it.)