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“Yea....we’ll deal with that later. When he comes back. I’m sorta curious about his new team.”Clint said frowning a little at the idea that phil had new teammates before snickering. “Let’s. And Tanya probably looks amazing. I mean, he has a good ass anyways, add in female curves it’s going to be a wonder Steve doesn’t jump him..”Clint said rolling his eyes, because while he could see the attraction between the two, he was fairly certain steve was straight, and well...tony was tony. You couldn’t classify him with normal terms, he simply had sex with people, and not the gender, he liked everything and anything, and probably would have had sex with robots by now if iron man hadn’t distracted him from doing it.

“...Okay.”Tony said offering a hesitant smile before making a face, huffing. “How dare you resort to bribery. This seems wrong, for the spangled man with a plan to participate in.”He said making a face before snickering, “I don’t think I can ever loose sight of you. I mean, you willingly pretend your a spandex model and wear a flag.”Well. So that’s where that rumor around shield had started, with captain’s modeling career. “Uh. No?”Tony said smiling a little holding the binder closer, hiding his breasts, cause while he was female, his hair was still that soft curly mess slicked with oil that it always was, short for a woman, but longer then he normally had it”...I drew on him while he was asleep. Apparently teasing him about diplomatic meetings with Thunderbolt is not cool.”
 
she nodded. "me too." she admitted. "especially this Skye character." she admitted with a shake of her head before she smirked. "she always looks amazing. but i do like her more when she's a girl." she admitted with a grin and a wiggle of her eyebrows. "actually. i think Cap is gay, but doesn't know he's gay." she admitted. "i think he has to come to terms with himself before he can come to terms with being attracted to Tony." she admitted.

Steve smirked a little. "i resort to it, because it works." he admitted. "i bribe Natasha all the time. and Pepper, and Clint, and Bruce. mostly Natasha though." he admitted with a sly grin before rolling his eyes at Tony. "that's not what i'm talking about." he huffed with a chuckle. "you see me. just me, no ones ever done that before." he admitted before snorting, pressing his hand to his mouth before he was raring with laughter as he realized Tony had been teasing Loki about being in love with Thor again and Loki had turned Tony into a woman in retribution. "oh she DOES look so gorgeous! look at that gorgeous ass." Natasha teased, grinning at Tony. "...damn Steve!" she said, looking surprised by the paintings. "i didn't know you painted." "yeah. me either. the paint stuff was in here when i moved in and i wanted to try it." Steve admitted. "Jarvis told me how to use the pain so... i did." he admitted. "does it look terrible? colors aren't... they're still hard for me a bit."
 
“Yea, definitely want a look at her.”Clint agreed before snickering. “You only like her like this cause he’s willing to let you paint his nails.”He teased before looking thoughtful, nodding a little. “Yes. Maybe. You know, it’d make sense.”

“...It does not. I was always going to do whatever you want me to do, I just con you into giving me stuff....and pepper!How dare you say that. Pepper is above bribery, she would never give in.”He said laughing a little before snickering. “Well, I think aunt peg did, but whatever. I’m not that special you know, I’ve just had a longer time to get used to the idea of steve rogers is cap.”He shrugged, because he really didn’t understand how rare it was to treat steve like steve,and not simply cap. Sulking as he was laughed at. “Shut up, spandex model...and I always have a amazing ass!” “You do, but being curvy has made you positively bootylicious.”Clint said snapping the picture before glancing at tony, raising a eyebrow at the other fidgeting and curiously silent at where the paint came from. “No, it’s amazing.for a man who didn’t know colors until you were a adult, these are really really good.”Clint said looking them over, tilting his head. “also...we have news.”
 
Steve snorted. "i've had to bribe you before." he reminded Tony with a chuckle. "an Pepper, just like Natasha, will do almost anything for a really good chocolate." Steve admitted with a smile at Tony. "well. she almost did." he admitted. "Peggy saw me before i was captain America, but she didn't really know me until after i was, so that skewered her perceptions a lot." he admitted. "how she saw me, depended on the moment. sometimes i was Steve, sometimes i was Cap." he admitted. you've never done that. i'm always the same person, leading the team or sitting in my trousers you never treat me any differently." he admitted. "i appreciate that." h admitted with a smile before trying to regain control of himself since he was laughing too hard to breath. "you do have an amazing ass, but it's just somehow, prettier when your a woman." Natasha teased with a chuckle, Steve beaming at them, glad they thought his paintings where nice. "i think i like this a lot ore than the colored pencils." he admitted. "even if it will take a few months for the paintings to dry. i set a room aside for them so they wouldn't get bumped into while i was working on them though." he admitted before grimacing. "come on into the kitchen then. i'll make coffee." he offered. Steve liked to have coffee for serious conversations. said it was a nineteen forties thing. Natasha just thought that he wanted something to do with his hands. "where's Ward anyway?" "Mister Ward is sleeping Captain." Jarvis informed him. "i am keeping a close watch." "thank you Jarvis."
 
“I have no knowledge of this. It didn’t happen.”Tony huffed a little before frowning thinking that over. “Ah, well. You sorta make it hard to not see you as cap, the spangled spandex model..”tony hummed a little because he totally didn’t understand why the other was going on like this. He treated steve like cap, and cap like steve, he didn’t understand that for him, there was no line between the two, that this was just odd. “I am always the prettiest. I’m getting loki to change me back.”Tony sulked, looking annoyed and sulky as he looked at his laughing team. “Well, it only takes that long since the paints thick,. I think with time, you’ll learn how to moderate, and it’ll dry faster.”Clint said thoughtfully before heading to the kitchen, smiling a little as tehy got their own cups, before smiling. “Loki came, and helped him sleep better. And he’s looking into the goddess thing.”he added before sighing, trying to decide what to say. “Out with it, birdbrain.”Tony said sounding a little upset and worried. “Well, we learned alot. I’m not sure where to start really...”
 
Steve chuckled. "if you say so." he teased before shrugging because he realized Tony wasn't going to understand. "you are kind of pretty." Steve agreed with a chuckle, wondering why he wasn't feeling that funny feeling in his belly when he usually looked at Tony? "will it work?" Steve wondered. no it wouldn't, Loki, as many had said 'did what he wants' and nothing else. Tony would either turn back on his own or Loki would turn him back when he damn well felt like it. "no. apparently Oil paints always take that long to dry completely. that's why people like it so much i guess. cus it's easy to fix if something doesn't look right or something." he admitted before wrinkling his nose. he didn't want Loki's help. nasty little fake god. "here." Natasha said, laying down the Tablet. Jarvis recorded everything after all, she didn't even have to ask, Jarvis just started playing the video of Grant all spaced out and spilling everything. "...so. Phil might not have come back because someone slipped weird instructions into his brain to avoid is and carve weird things into wood?" Steve wondered, looking rather baffled. "i think it's pretty clear that Grant didn't want to do the things he did." no one could act that well right? he paused when Loki appeared and examined Grant and grimaced a little. "well. i really don't like him, but he helped so i guess i can't really complain about it." he grumbled.
 
“No, but I’ll bribe him with threats of not helping with new tech, and hope that his interest in building stuff with me outweighs his desire to punish me.”Tony snickered, well aware it probably wouldn’t work, but willing to try anyways. “Huh. That’s pretty actually.”Clint said looking thoughtful before relaxing as thedy simply watched the video. Looking as sick as he felt as he listened all over again. “yes, that’s what we think. Tony, can you try to figure out the carvings, I mean, when he gets here. Grant said they had no idea what it was, so maybe we can figure it out.”Clint said smirking a little as tony nodded quickly, already typing on his phone, plotting on how he was going to do everything. “No, and even more then that, if Grant’s telling the truth about the goddess, or whatever she is, then having a near immortal around, who’s good with magic instead of thor, is probably a good thing....we might not trust him, but sometimes you don’t get to choose your allies.”Clint said making a face, because he really wanted to get rid of the godling, but he couldn’t, so he’d make the effort to get along.
 
he blinked a little and then snickered. he had a feeling that only sometimes worked on Loki. "it would be kind of neat if you could choose when to be a man or a woman though." Steve admitted. "i always wondered what being like a woman would be like." he admitted, Natasha rolling her eyes. "don't voice that opinion in front of Loki, he'll take it as a suggestion." Natasha warned, grimacing when she watched grant break down on the tablet again, wiping the screen so the video would go away. "so Loki confirmed that Grant wasn't human." Steve muttered. "but he never said what...uhm. race? species? Grant was..." he murmured. "i wonder why?" he mused before shrugging. "i trust Ward more than i trust Loki." he admitted. "and i can work with Loki, if i really have to." Steve admitted. "well that's a good thing to know." Loki admitted as he appeared. he looked like he'd gotten his ass kicked. "...she was not happy being woken." he admitted. his lip was split, he had a black eye, a slender hand was pressed to his bleeding nose and he was nursing his, likely, broken ribs. "i did get some information though. bitch nearly ate me but i got the information." he admitted, sitting down with a grimace. "Grant Wards Goddess is real." he admitted. "The Grand Elusa was able to assure me of that. though she says there's nothing that she can do to piece together Grant Wards tattered remains of a mind, she did say his mother, whoever she might be, would be the best woman to fix what can be fixed and lead us to.... actually i'm not sure what we're looking for but the Grand Elusa seams convinced that we are, in fact..." here he wrinkled his nose. 'questing'..."
 
“...I dare you to tell Loki that.”Tony snickered at the idea before sighing softly as he watched the video. Nodding a little. “Well, it’s not human. Beyond that, does it really matter?”Tony said shrugging. “I mean, no matter what, we’re going to have to help him.”Tony pointed out looking amused before concern grew when he looked up loki, “What happened to you?”He growled as he got up, making the other sit and fussing over him a little before sighing. “...well. Grant might eventually remember. Or his goddess will.”Tony frowned. “....Well...how about we take the quest from the different angle? We know James is awake and probably functioning better then Ward, and has his own reasons for looking for the goddess. Either as a ally, or to put her out of her misery if she can’t be saved. Might be easier to track him down rather then her.”Clint said thoughtfully.
 
Steve rolled his eyes. "i'm not a child who takes every dare Tony." that was a lie of course. he would only not do a dare unless James told him he couldn't. too bad James wasn't there. "no, it doesn't really, but Loki never does anything without a reason right?" he asked. "so why not just say what Grant is unless he thinks we're not going to react well?" "or he might just not know himself." Natasha commented. "he might have recognized Grant as a native species that aught to be dead, but that doesn't mean Loki actually knows what they are." "i got my ass kicked. the Grant Elusa is ancient. she's been around since before man has. or any intelligent species." he admitted. "she takes the form of an immense spider, more often than not and she is always hungry. always starving to death but she can't die so she just eats anything she can get her talons into. she is directly keyed into this realms universal intelligence however, so anything also keyed into it she can get information on." he admitted. "it's just a matter of bribing her to get the information and making sure you have enough food to not be targeted as a meal yourself. i didn't take enough food and she wasn't impressed with my bribes either." he admitted before watching Steve frown. "did we ever really figure that James was going for her?" Steve wondered. "it's the biggest lead we have, and from what little i myself can remember, James would never allow someone to be trapped in ice when he could save them." Steve nodded, that made a lot of sense. "Sit. Mister Ward has woken and seams to think that he is with Phil." and indeed when Jarvis brought up the video, Grant was indeed sitting on the end of his bed, having a long and lengthy conversation with a man who wasn't there. it was amusingly enough, a very heated discussion about which Doctor was the best which had evolved into "ANCHOVIES DO NOT BELONG ON PIZZA!" by the time Jarvis turned the video off. "well. that was... interesting." Loki admitted, looking rather disturbed. he'd never been around mentally affected people before, aside from Clint and that didn't really count. "should we. i don't know. stop him?" "as long as h's not hurting himself i think it's best just to leave him be. if we intrude he might get upset." she admitted. "he thinks he's with Phil, so he probobly won't recognize us." she admitted before blinking when Tony's phone started ringing. "it is Director Coulson Sir. he is very irate and believes you have left a virus on his flying ship." Jarvis said and Steve got the distinct impression the machine was trying very hard not to laugh.
 
“You to are a child, Spangles, who’s going to do this, cause you would make a amazing girl. I mean, you already have boobs.”He teased looking amused and huffing a little. “Maybe, but loki usually tells me bad news, even if I don’t like it.”Tony frowned thinking it over,before nodding. “That’s true. He’s been to earth before, but not to live.” “So unless he ran into the people, he might not know them.”Clint said thoughtfully. “....That’s disturbing. It’s bad enough Black Widow scares the bejesus out of me, don’t start on big spiders!”Tony whined shuddering at loki’s description of the grant elusa. “No, but he knows her. And if anyone would know where to look, and you two are the same. I mean, if he remembers himself. You followed him into wartorn Austria to drag his ass out of trouble. If he considers her part of his ‘team’, one of the few that he relies on as much as he remembers, he’ll go after her.”Tony while he never knew her, he understood the world’s two only super soldiers. Understood how they thought before stirring. “Hm?”Tony frowned before watching the video frowning a little. “Anchovies completely belong on pizza...”He muttered before shaking his head. “I agree with Natasha. As long as he’s not self harming, he’ll only get upset if we interrupt.”Tony said before grinning at the idea of coulson being irate, turning on speakerphone, and smirking. “Hello, you’ve reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.”
 
"i am not. honestly." he scoffed, rolling his eyes before grinning. "i would look pretty amazing as a girl though right?" he asked with an impish grin. "well. that's true i think." he admitted, scratching his head. "well. eve if he has run into the people, he might not know their race's name or anything like that right?" he wondered. "after all, when American's first popped up they didn't know the names of the native American peoples right?" he asked. "he doesn't give much a damn about 'inferior species' right? so maybe he didn't think much of Grant's people back when he first encountered them?" he mused. "sorry Tonya." Loki chuckled. "normally she's a very small spider. she doesn't need to eat as much then." he admitted. "that's true." Steve agreed, looking quite pleased with the idea of James being missing so he could rescue someone. James never returning just, bothered him. immensely. "anchovies are disgusting." Natasha huffed, Steve shrugging. "i've had worse." he admitted. Steve was one of those people that would eat anything, if only because he was too used to being hungry to be picky. "Tony Stark i will kill you slowly and painfully, with rusty spoons. how DARE you infect the entire Bus with porno viruses!" "porno WHAT?!" Steve squeaked. "porn Virus. it's basically a localized virus that drags porn up onto your browser screen." "....oh my god... what kind of porn?" "depends on the virus." she admitted with a chuckle. "he's also freaking locked me out of all of my servers! i can't even steer my own ship! it sort of just floats along on it's own designs! if anything happens to my Bus Tony Stark i'll neuter you!" Steve cringed at the idea and Loki looked over at him. "he's going to what?" "...Neutering is a human way of controlling an animal population and preventing pregnancies in domestic and wild animals. it's literally the removal of an animals, in this case Tony's, testes." "...you... you... you barbarians!" "it's actually better for an animal to be neutered because it's more docile for pet parents and it prevents wild cat and dog populations from getting out of control." "....maybe if you hadn't messed with their natural beings you wouldn't be having that problem?" "....maybe if you weren't a dick i wouldn't have to gut you with a butter knife for pissing me off." "...i forgot i was a bit afraid of you." Loki admitted, looking at Natasha like she was hell incarnate. "you are all going to feel my wrath if you don't stop putting porn on my computers!" Phil shrieked before hanging up on them.
 
“You would. Peak of human perfection really.”Tony sncikered a little before nodding. “True. It might be that. I mean, even if he knew them, not all races simply introduce themselves as that. I mean, I only knew Thor was Asgardian cause that the legends say he’s from asgard.”Tony looked thoughtful before laughing. “That might be true. Loki rarely thinks well of anyone.”Except maybe tony. “Don’t feel to bad, I scared him with a small spider the other day.”Clint said snickering a little. “Anchovies are amazing.”Tony said looking sulky at the insult to his food before pausing, staring at his phone for a long moment. “...Who carry’s rusty spoons these days?You need new weapons, agent. Come back. I’ll give you some.”Tony said wisely before grinning a little. “Everyone should watch porn. Who knew you would search for “captain does america”, I’m quite ashamed of your browsing, Agent, even if I didn’t do this one.”HE was such a liar, even if it had been Jarvis’ idea for the virus, and not tony’s. “You’ll be back here in a few hours, I think. Loki decided on that part, so don’t worry to much.”Tony said, he might have been nicer since the man’s heart attack, but he wasn’t above torturing him some for upset Clint, who despite feeling badly still, looked moments from laughing outloud. “Well, I don’t think the world’s ready for Tony Stark to reproduce, so it might be a good idea.”The archer said thoughtfully. “You’re afraid of her cause you can’t lie to her, liesmith.”Tony teased the other looking amused before grinning. “Okay. But it’s not my fault. If you would stop searching for it, it’d stop being on the computers.”tony said grinning as the other hung up. “Tony?” “What?It wasn’t my idea. I just approved of it.”
 
Steve blinked a little. "that's true too." he agreed. "Loki doesn't even like his fellow Asgardians." Natasha admitted. "that's because they where cruel to him." Steve admitted. "if what Thor said was true." during the attack, Steve and Thor had talked, a lot, about being displaced and feeling lost. Thor had spoken of how people had been outright cruel to Loki, and how he was sure that was why Loki was being so mean to earth, because he'd never had a chance to hurt people the way he'd been hurt before. Steve wasn't so convinced but it was a viable theory. "Arachnophobia is a serious problem." Natasha admitted with a sly grin. "they're a bit salty." Steve admitted. "i have a collection." Phil stated dryly. "it's for when i'm feeling the need to torture annoying billionaire assholes." "Phil! watch your language!" Fitz ordered from the background. "May or Skye will wash your mouth out with soap!" "...i would never!" Phil squalled. like he would ever watch Captain America porn without Clint! wait, that's not what he meant... "we won't be back in a few hours!" Phil said with a sigh. "people have decided they need t pack things and will mutiny if i decide to go back now." he admitted. "Skye isn't so bad but Fitzsimmons are packing their entire lab because they want to do science with their heroes." he admitted. "so they will do violent bodily harm if i try to go back now." he admitted. "turn off the virus Tony!" Phil snapped. Steve was snickering a little at Phil's problems. "that's hilarious." he admitted with a grin. "she scares me because she, out of everyone here she is likely the only one who could make me regret being mostly immortal." Loki admitted before chuckling a little. "Jarvis is in their systems, there's no virus at all is there?" Loki asked, smirking. "i adore him." Loki admitted. "you really should build him a body Tony, honestly." "oh. god. Jarvis with a body. we're all doomed."
 
“He doesn’t, and they were.”Tony said making a face before staring at natasha. “being scared of you is a very serious problem.”He agreed. “He does have a collection. Nearly dwarfs his cap collection.”Clint said snickering a little as he listened to fitz getting yelled at, before laughing out loud at phil’s words. That was just amusing. “Hmmm, you should totally watch...and why pack?I have a amazing lab. They can move in here.”Tony said tilting his head a little. “Fine, fine I’ll take care of the virus.”he promised, he was totally not going to fix it, cause well, jarvis wasn’t a virus. Looking up at Loki with those wide innocent looking brown eyes he smiled. “Of course there’s a virus. You heard Agent, I have to go take care of it.” “Well, maybe not. I mean, he’d bodily be able to carry tony around and make him sleep and take better care of himself, instead of having to get us to do it.”Clint pointed out snickering a little.
 
she rolled her eyes. "being afraid of me is common sense." she informed him. "they want to pack because they want to share their information and discoveries or something some weird science geek thing that i don't understand." "it's not Geek things! it's for the betterment of the scientific community! imagine all the amazing things Tony stark could make for humanity with some of the stuff we've come across!" Fitz yelled, Phil sighing. "yes. Fitz. i know. Tony Stark is ife itself, we've all heard you say so a hundred times no- OW! no hitting Fitz! use your words!" Phil ordered. "i don't have my words!" Fitz yelled back before the sound of a door slammed and Phil snorted. "i always forget how hard he can hit. he needs better roll models. ones that don't hit." he decided. "you better take care of the Virus!" Loki snorted. "those cute eyes of yours don't work on me." Loki teased, smirking at Tony before nodding. "yes, exactly. and Jarvis is only a 'lil shit' to people he doesn't like after all. now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go curl up in bed and heal."
 
“Really?You’re bringing lots of stuff?”Tony perked up, looking interested. “Oh gods, we’re goign to have a even harder time dragging him out of the lab now.”Clint grumbled. “Yes!I am life!I am love!I am a god among mortals!”Tony said sounding utterly pleased with it, before laughing as phil got hit. “You could let him follow Clint. Clint shoots things when he’s annoyed.”Tony said wisely, before snickering as he looked at clint. “I know, but I keep hoping they do.”He said looking amused as he left.

When Phil arrived, Clint frowned from his perch on the back of the couch, twisting to look at the group moving off the plane. “Tony, you’re geeks are here.”He said smiling when Jarvis turned off the LOTR: The return of the king, knowing that they weren’t going to be going back to movie night anytime soon. “Fitz!”Tony grinned scrambling out of his spot where he’d been lounging across steve and natasha’s laps having demanded petting as he watched the movie, forgetting for the moment that he was female as he looked at the group. “....He’s female.”may said slowly, looking confused and slightly disturbed as she took in the group of avengers, tensing as she looked at phil, waiting for them to lash out at him for leaving for so long.
 
"they, they are bringing lots of stuff. i, am bringing a suitcase." Phil admitted. "better in the lab then in our hair." Phil pointed out. "definitely better in the lab." he admitted, shaking his head at the sound of Tony yelling that 'he was the best'. man had a hell of an Ego.

Phil looked very tired when he walked in, and very grumpy but Fitz looked very, very happy. "hi Tony!" Fitz said happily. completely unbothered that his hero had grown breasts. nor that Steve had also grown breasts though Phil looked quite stunned as he stared at Stephanie who smiled at him. "problems Phil?" "....i think sleep deprivation has gotten to me." he admitted. "i could have sworn you where a man." "oh. Loki too exception to something or other. having breasts isn't so bad." he admitted. though he was finding being a woman was decidedly... not right. he didn't like it, at all. he hadn't realized how squishy women where. he would have thought it would be great, but... he was beginning to realize that he didn't care much for female forms. which was... rather traumatizing. "May. it's the Avengers. i've seen weirder." Phil admitted with a chuckle. "i would have been back sooner but someone..." he glared at Fitz, not as annoyed as he was pretending to be. "couldn't find a... something. and refused to come here without it." "it's important!" Fitz complained. "...Fitz. the ship is docked to the Tower. you can just go to the ship anytime you need anything." "takes too long." Fitz said with his nose in the air. "admit it Fitz. you just wanted more time with Jarvis." Hunter teased. "i like Jarvis." Fitz agreed. it hadn't taken Fitz and Skye long to realize Jarvis was in the Bus, and that it wasn't a Virus. Fitz had made quick and fast friends with Jarvis, and Jarvis had played Havoc with pretty much, everything Skye touched. probobly because he'd taken exception to some of the things she'd called him.
 
“Hey, kid. Bruce!It’s the kid.” “Are you going to keep calling him the kid?”Bruce said tilting his head looking amused as he looked at the others, though not as emotionally out there as tony, he was obviously glad to see more scientists around. Maybe he wouldn’t be dragged around to work out as often now. “Nope, and he is sometimes. Stephanie though, is very much a girl at the moment, and I’m remaking the suit, cause currently he’s got a ass made for spandex. And I always wanted to see how boobs work when your that stacked in the comic book defying outfits.” “Tony, no more coffee.”Clint said rolling his eyes a little. “Very true.”May said looking amused as she watched them. “Don’t worry, Jarvis is here to. Jarvis is my girl Friday-” “I have to disagree Sir, I am no way female, unlike your current self.” “Sarcasm!What is this? I did not program sarcasm!” “You made me intelligent, Sir, to learn. I learned.” “From who?Cap!I knew it. He’s Captain Sassypants, you have to stop talking to him.” Skye looked annoyed as she realized that the annoying AI was going ot be around, not understanding just how advanced Jarvis really was. Few rarely did know that tony had made a true AI, and not a imitation. Watching tony, she wondered if sarcasm was a built in part of genius, or simply part of tony’s.
 
Fitz didn't look at all bothered about being called 'the Kid' either. he was just happy to be there, surrounded by people who didn't care that he was broken. Steve/Stephanie flushed bright red at Tony's comments because he found it impossible to stop himself from blushing as a woman and he had been... feeling things, for Tonya, or rather, Tony, that he wasn't sure he wanted to feel. "yeah he's had too much Coffee." Steve admitted, looking amused before picking up his tablet when it beeped, letting him know Grant was awake again. a glance was enough for him to know that Grant was arguing with people who weren't there again. they had tried to help him during these episodes but all that happened was he got very agitated and ended up cowering in a corner begging them not to hurt him or attacked them. he flicked the Tablet off and settled back into the couch, it was best just to let Grant ride out the delusion on his own and let him join them when he remembered who and where he was. "i don't do sarcasm very well." Steve admitted with a shrug. "i'm pretty sure Jarvis learned it from you." he admitted before smiling. "well come on then. we have all your guest rooms set up." he admitted. "Tony, Bruce? will you take Jemma and Leo to the labs and do science with them? i think the Kid is about to wiggle himself into a goo ball." "i am not!" Fitz protested. "take Skye with you too." Phil ordered. "she needs to learn to play well with Jarvis." he admitted. "and she might be able to help with those security leaks."
 
Tony grinned as steve blushed, having found it entertaining to watch steve blush over stuff he normally didn’t blush over. “He doing okay?”Clint said shifting leaning over to look at the tablet. “Who?” “Grant. He’s awake. And agiated.”Clint frowned watching before sighing as he looked at the scowling team, shaking his head. He knew it would take time adjust to this. “You do to. You’re totally sassy.”Tony huffed making a face at steve, and not about to admit that his sassy AI was his own fault, before grinning. “Of course. And do we have to? Jarvis doesn’t like hackers.”Tony grumbled. “Says the world’s leading hacker.”Skye pointed out not looking quite as amused as tony, already feeling the genius grating on her nerves as they headed down to the labs. Tony and bruce’s labs having been built for three floors, all interconnected and bound, they were definitely almost always in each others space these days. “Well, better then your current labs?”Tony said watching the two new geniuses.
 
"he's doing alright." Steve agreed. "later. we'll show you the videos of him, and we'll see how you feel after." Steve decided. they had a lot of videos of him. most of him behaving normally. he normally had a good handle on himself, but sometimes he'd wake up like this and be delusional. once he'd woken up ad he had been convinced he was six years old. it was weird though because he had informed them that his name was Hadrian Ravenschilde and he was six years old and he lived alone because he didn't have a mommy or a daddy. which did not match up to the records they had of him which said he had been born Grant Ward to Millie and Martin Ward. Grant admitted that he was their son and remembered being raised, so something was... off, there. likely false memories created to further control Ward. usually when he woke up in a state like this he spoke to Phil or to Fitz, either doing what the Avengers assumed was normal daily activities, or he begged them not to hate him. it was a heart wrenching thing to see sometimes. today Grant seamed to be daily activity because he appeared to be fighting over the remote with someone, not that he had a remote since when he was like this, the TV tended to upset him so they'd just removed the TV from his room. "yes you have to." Phil ordered. "she'll realize sooner or later just how much control Jarvis has over this tower and she needs to get along with him or he'll start making MY life even more of a living hell than he already has." he admitted. "this is amazing!" Fitz admitted. "brilliant even! this is so cool! it's so massive!" "you should see the R&D levels." Loki said from there he was tinkering with a something at one of the tables. "think i should turn Steve back into a male yet?" he asked Tony, his head tilted. "he doesn't seam to be as comfortable as a woman as you are." no bothering to remind Tony that Tony could turn himself back into a man.
 
“Fine. I’ll let her know.”Tony sulked a little as he looked at the female hacker, “Be nice to Jarvis. Jarvis runs everything, and the only person worse about punking people is Loki.”Tony said grinning a little at the look skye gave him, like she wasn’t sure she believed him or not. Grinning at Fitz’s words. “Indeed it is.” “We got tired of having to actually leave and go down the elevator to talk, it was easier to basically knock out the floor and simply connect the labs.”Bruce explained looking amused at jemma’s silence. “It’s...so big. Amazing really.”Simmons said looking shell shocked. “R&D are even bigger. But this is my personal playground and...yes. You probably should. I mean, he’s conservative enough to not having.....enjoyed....”well, tony was definitely comfortable in whatever skin he was in, if he was exploring his female body.”his new body. Turn him back, Reindeer.” “Tony’s only comfortable because he likes wearing high heels and skirts. Having a vagina and boobs just gives him a excuse to dress up for dinner.”Bruce pointed out snickering.
 
Phil rolled his eyes and shook his head. he had a feeling Skye wasn't about to understand Jarvis's true intelligence until she was on the wrong side of it. "this is so cool. can i be uhm... uhm..." he frowned and fussed a little bit before ignoring the word he had wanted. "can i live with you?" he asked looking very much delighted at the three interconnected levels that where a combination of tech, math labs, chem labs, bio labs and whatever Loki had started adding. Magic didn't apparently 'lab' correctly but the space was full of interesting magical designs and items no matter that Loki said that most magic, as he did it, was about practice, not numbers and calculations. enchanting, however, was and what the difference was Loki had never said. "hmm. alright, it's done." Loki admitted, not even bothering to snap or wiggle his fingers or chant the way he'd used to, mostly to punk the rest of the Avengers, and Tony. Fitz snickered at how comfortable with being a woman Tony really was and paused to glance at Jemma. he really did love her, but he didn't know how a female body really worked, no matter how much she had taught him. he'd have to ask Loki to let him give a female body a try. "he is pretty, isn't he Jemma?" Fitz asked, studying Tony. "i wonder how that works, biologically i mean? does his. uhm. uhm..." "hormones." Loki supplied, sounding rather distracted. "yeah. those. do those change as well?" "moderately. mostly it's just a outwardly physical transformation. he doesn't have ovary production so there's no influx of hormones to handle." "ah. can you turn females into men?" "of course. same thing though, they will be sterile and won't produce much testosterone. just enough for them to... you know." here Loki grinned. "enjoy the touching." Fitz giggled.
 
“Hm?”Tony tilted his head watching Fitz, simply waiting to see if he’d find the world before grinning, waving a hand towards the lab, “Find your own corner kid. Almost everyone has a space down here, except clint, who makes his home in that vent over there, never go in it, unless you wanted goo-fied or something equally appalling I’m sure he thought of.”Tony said snickering a little rolling his eyes at the other’s magic. “You are such a punk.”Tony said settling into his chair. “He really is.”Jemma said laughing a little as she watched tony, before looking at loki looking curious. “Otherwise it would be hard on the body, and tony would be even more bitchy then normal about being female.”Bruce said looking amused. “I am not bitchy!” “You are totally bitchy and annoyed because you haven’t been laid in weeks. Dont’ whine tony.”Bruce scolded rollling his eyes a little. “Huh...that’s both disturbing and amusing to consider.”Jemma said looking amazed at the idea of being male, simply because it would be interesting a little.
 
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