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asasthana[old]

Super-Earth
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Feb 2, 2009
You must do it. The very first chat I had on there:


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Stranger: hey bigg papa wana come and fuck my ass raw dogg
You: Hi!
You: W-what?
Stranger: hey bigg papa wana come and fuck my ass raw dogg
You: I'm.. I'm deffinately female.
You: I can find you a strap on?
You: Maybe?
Stranger: so use that strapon
You: Mmky. I'll put it on this fucking machine right here.
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Stranger: hii
You: Hi.
You: How is your penis today?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont have penis
You: Yay!
You: Two people without penii!
Stranger: you have penis?lol
You: No, Darlin, I said without.
Stranger: oh ok
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Stranger: lol why do i use this shit
You: Yo. :)
You: idk, for fun?
Stranger: im too tired for it to be any fun, so i dont know why im using it. extreme boredom i presume
Stranger: whats up
You: Not much. Talking about eating someone. You?
Stranger: nothing. drunk
 
You: Heya!
Stranger: heyy
You: How're you?
Stranger: pretty good, sorta annoyed. you?
You: Uh oh, about what, if you don't mind?
Stranger: well i'm supposed to try out for america's got talent tomorrow but my printer's broken and i can't print my pass so i don't know if i can go&yeah.
You: :(
You: I hope it works out for you.
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: what about you. how are ou
Stranger: you*
You: Doing okay. Plotting to eat someone.
Stranger: cannibal?
You: Yeah. I hear humans a like pork, so I want tp give it a try.
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: well.
Stranger: have fun with that.
You: Thanks. :D
 

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        Stranger: hi kitty
        You: ._.
        You: Meow?
        Stranger: ._.
        Stranger: ohh playful hehe
        Stranger: i like it ;]
        Stranger: so where are u from?
        You: Your anus. ;D
        Stranger: lol


        -_-
        THERE THANA. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
        Dx
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You: My apple brings all the boys to the yard.
Stranger: Interesting
You: And they're like, It's jucier than yours.
You: Damn right, They're jucier than yours.
You: I could show you, but I'd have to charge.
Stranger: How much?
You: I'd have to say atleast 20 lime seeds.
Stranger: But I only have 15
You: Hm.
You: You could show me your pear. I'd cut off the extra 5, then.
Stranger: Okay it's a deal
You: *shows you her apple*
You: >.>
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You: Isn't it juicy?
Stranger: I'm appauled
You: Hm.
Stranger: You promise an apple and present a peach?
You: Do you mean Appled?
Stranger: Xd
Stranger: XD*
Stranger: Silence ot I may put you in the Punatentary
You: Oh. That sounds like a pleasant place.
You: Would they play with my seeds there?
You: Hrm.
You: This silence perplexes me.
You: I see that I am spotting, because of it.
You: See these bruises, here and here?
You: You should treat the apple better.
You: SILENCE.
You: THERE IS SILENCE.
You: No. Wait. I hear a sound.
You: Ahhh, that is the worm, eating through my core.
You: Ohhh, dear worm, please push your fleshyness through my white inners.
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You: Owl.
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Stranger: POO
Stranger: POO
You: Owl.
Stranger: POPO
Stranger: O
Stranger: O
Stranger: O
Stranger: O
Stranger: O
You: OWL
Stranger: O]
You: OWL
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  • You: I've got a snake in my boots!
    Stranger: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE!
    You: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
    Stranger: To infinity... AND BEYOND!
    You: Somebody's poisoned the water hole!
    Stranger: Woooody'ssss Roundupppp
    You: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up. But I wouldn't miss it for the world!
    Stranger: Great movies[/list:u]
 
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        Stranger: hey
        You: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
        Stranger: hey
        You: Cthulhu fhtagn!
        Stranger: haha
        Stranger: ur funny
        You: You know, I dug a hole then I filled it with clouds.... or was it clowns? Anyway... after a while it started to smell. Wait... it must of been clowns! Because it smelled horrid...Cloud don't smell bad, they taste like butter. Butter and tears...
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      • Oh God.
        This is actually fun.

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        Stranger: hi
        You: Cthulhu fhtagn!
        Stranger: asl?
        You: 20, cultist, R'leyh
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You: Hurro~!
You: Boobs?
You: Nothing? Srsly?
You: Aww....
You: THIS IS FAIL! D:
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NO ONE LOVES ME
 
  • HA. HAH. HAHA.


    And you didn't want to do it, Pretty. >:]

    /steals idea for font changes

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    Stranger: I wanna be the very best
    Like no one ever was
    To catch them is my real test
    To train them is my cause
    You: owls.
    Stranger: interesting conversation starters, we are.
    You: Yes, yes we are.
    You: Last time I said that I had someone scream 'POO' at me and run off.
    Stranger: oh dear. how unfriendly of them.
    You: Oh yes, Terribly unfriendly.
    You: Maybe if I start my conversations off with some smut they'll like me more?
    You: "Oh, Johnny, Your cock tastes like lime seeds!".
    Stranger: i would run off as well.
    Stranger: perhaps the pokemon lyrics would work better.
    You: Hmmm.
    You: Or Sailor Moon.
    Stranger: or rugrats.
    You: I thought rugrats was just a tune
    You: no words.
    Stranger: you're a smart one i didn't think you would get that.
    You: SMART AS A BOULDER.
    You: Oh.
    You: Wait.
    Stranger: >.<
    Stranger: D'OH
    You: Done.
    You: :D
    Stranger: anyway.
    Stranger: mlia?
    You: What is that?
    Stranger: NO. WAY.
    Stranger: mylifeisaverage.com
    Stranger: do it, now.
    You: No. No!
    You: I am enjoying the pleasures of omegle!
    Stranger: i insist!
    You: I insist on 2 enema's a day.
    Stranger: no really. do it.
    You: I'll do it later. :p
    Stranger: if you say so!!
    You: TTYL DARLING. I need to dip my head into my urethra now.
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olawlz

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You: So I herd u liek mudkips?
Stranger: Hails from Nordland.
You: Well hellO!
Stranger: I AM A COP.
You: I'm detective John Kimble!
Stranger: GET TO DA CHOPPA.
 
No more love for us womenz.

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You: Haidere?
Stranger: heyyy r u male or female?
You: Bewbs.
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    You: Owl.
    Stranger: hi
    You: She shuddered, her orgasm leaving an afterglow that claimed her mind. She obeyed, because she didn't know whatelse to do. Her brain simply couldn't handle doing other than what he told her in these moments after her orgasm. Cum dribbled over her chin, landing in a white streamer across the babydoll and Nippleless bra. At the moment, she wasn't even able to summon some shame. It was ok, however: The shame she would feel later would more then make up for the lack of it now as she knelt infront of him on the bathroom floor.
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YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


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You: H-hello?
Stranger: H-hi?
You: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME
Stranger: BECUZ THAT DAMN UNICORN WONT STOP LOOKING OVER AT ME
You: AHHHH DAMN UNICORNS!
Stranger: I KNO
You: HAVE YOU SEEN THE PURPLE ELEPHANTS YET?
Stranger: NO OMG R THEY HERE? THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO COME TILL APRIL!!!
You: OHSHI-
Stranger: FRICK WHAT DO WE DO
You: GET TO THE CHOPPAS
Stranger: OK WHAT SHOES SHOULD I WEAR
You: USE DA NAPALM
You: CONVERSE, YO
Stranger: FO SHIZ
Stranger: WAIT CRAP
Stranger: MY HEDGEHOG ATE MY SHOES!
Stranger: NOW WAT
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
Stranger: I KNOOOO
You: I'LL LEND YOU MINE
Stranger: AHHHHH
Stranger: OK THEN YOU CAN WEAR KLEENEX BOXES AS SHOES
You: YESSSSSSS
You: HOW DO I SEND THEM?
You: THROUGH THE SPEAKERS?
Stranger: AND IF I FALL AND CRY U CAN HAND ME A KLEENEX
Stranger: NO USE UR CARRIER PIDGEON DUH
You: FUCK I AIN'T GOT NONE
Stranger: WAT
You: HOW ABOUT A SWALLOW?
Stranger: WHAT KIND OF PERSON R U
Stranger: SWALLOWS ARE GONNA DIE FOR THE JOURNEY IT TAKES TO GET TO ME
Stranger: GOT A FLYING SQUIRREL
?
You: EVEN THE AFRICAN ONES?
You: !!!
You: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LIL DUDE
Stranger: YA THEY R SO RELIABLE PLUS THEY SMELL LIKE CUPCAKES
You: CUPCAKES?
You: >.>
Stranger: YES
You: Mine smells like anus
Stranger: CUPCAKES
Stranger: IM SORRY
Stranger: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A NEW ONE
You: BUT HE'S JUST THE RIGHT SIZE
Stranger: WELL THEN GET A NEW NOSE
You: I SHALL LOOK INTO THIS
Stranger: GOOD
You: THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATIONS KIND SIR AND/OR MADAM
Stranger: MADAM
You: EXCELLENT
Stranger: HAHA
You: A/S/L BABY?
Stranger: 20/F/USA
Stranger: U?
You: 80/M/JAPAN
You: TOTALLY
Stranger: HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: MY GRANDPA IS OLDER HTAN U
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        Stranger: chinese here
        You: American here!
        Stranger: lol
        Stranger: are you a troll?
        You: I don't believe so.
        You: I have nice peach-like skin.
        You: Trolls are usually grayish.
        Stranger: peach like skin?
        You: Color-wise?
        Stranger: so you're female?
        You: Last time I checked.
        Stranger: ohh
        Stranger: i see
        You: So how are you?
        Stranger: im good
        Stranger: you?
        Stranger: why do you come here?
        You: Oh, I'm so happy I could just tear out you intestines and strangle you with them!
        Stranger: have you imitated other countries' people like aussie or uk?
        You: Why would I want to do that?
        You: I'M AMERICAN.
        You: WE'RE AWESOMESAUCE
        Stranger: obviously, you're a troll...how can i believe? plus you're so brutal for me because of your saying put before
        You: I'm a brutal kind of gal. ;D
        You: You're making my teeth itch!
        Stranger: my heart is broken now...i gotta go.....but you better take some of medications for your unique symptom
        You: Ta ta! Come visit again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes, ha ha ha.
        Stranger: lol
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....
LULZ~!

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Stranger: m 18
You: Haidere?
Stranger: nah sorry
You: No hi?
You: Sad face...
Stranger: heyyy =]
Stranger: male or female
You: Hai~!
You: I am a womanz.
Stranger: from
You: The moon.
Stranger: yummy
Stranger: you sexi gurl?
You: It's kind of cold up here.
Stranger: an lacks oxygen
You: Pfft, who needs oxygen.
You: BREATHING IS FOR THE WEAK.
Stranger: my penis
You: Touche.
Stranger: ha
You: Hehe.
Stranger: how are you
You: Quite well, faily entertained.
You: fairly*
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am 18.
Stranger: I am from the united states
Stranger: me too!
You: I saw that, with the very blunt "18 Male" as your hello.
Stranger: where are you from in real life haha
Stranger: hahah thanks!
You: The moon, I already told you! D:<
Stranger: sorry! =[
You: It's fine. I'll let this one slide.
Stranger: I'm naked
You: Well, that's a conicidence. I'm nude as well.
Stranger: only i can be naked
Stranger: you lie!
You: NU UH!
You: Okay mebbe
You: I'm just not wearing pants.
You: Pants, like oxygen, are for the weak.
Stranger: so shirt and undies?
Stranger: they are for the ultra weak
You: Uber ultra super weak.
Stranger: well i am stronger then you! =]
You: Liez and slander. My bewbs are the ALL POWERFUL.
Stranger: how big are they
Stranger: the bigger the more power
You: DD's.
You: They makes my back hurt. :(
Stranger: I shall kiss them
You: Orly?
Stranger: like this =O =X =P
You: ... kinky? I think.
Stranger: yummy =]
You: Yar.
You: So....
Stranger: so what madame of power ;)
Stranger: ?
Stranger: =[
You: Hrm?
You: Sorry. Porn is distracting.
Stranger: you're there!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so i see you are horny
You: No. I'm just weird.
Stranger: i like that
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: how weird?
You: Weird enough to tell you.... I AM REALLY A MAN!
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This shit is too good.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hai.
Stranger: a s l?
You: 12, 000 / both/ the Moon.
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      • No brain pies for Pretty.
        :(

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        Stranger: hi
        You: I'm a little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie...hmmmm...brain pie... perfect!! Care to donate?
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        Stranger: HELLO!
        You: HURRO!
        Stranger: HOWDY!
        You: BONJOUR!
        Stranger: How are you?
        Stranger: YASSAS!
        Stranger: how are you?
        You: Ooooh, I'm so happy I could just tear out you intestines and strangle you with them!
        Stranger: :)
        Stranger: asl?
        Stranger: good good
        You: 20, cultist, R'lyeh
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        Stranger: heeey
        You: Hi. :D
        Stranger: :) how are you?
        You: Fantabulous!
        You: Yourself?
        Stranger: very good thank you.
        You: Who're you?
        Stranger: a pretty cool kid, i like to think. who're you?
        You: I AM PRETTY! QUEEN OF BLUEMOON... and other things, but I'm not talking about them.
        Stranger: well thats fascinating. tell me more
        You: I said I wasn't talking about them!
        Stranger: lol well you don't have to then. why is it a secret?
        You: I don't like to dwell on them. Nasty memories, you see.
        You: What with Jaw Rippy and all.
        Stranger: ok. well everyone has nasty memories.
        You: Indeed![/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]
 
lolwut

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