Kill, Bang or Marry

[sirix]

wonders when I started a harem and marrys my second wife it would seem, then watches over both as they play in my treasure.

 

[BennyQ]

Attempt to kill for the dragon's treasure hoard!

 

[Theoni]

^^ Bang. I'm feeling feisty!

 

[BennyQ]

After much banging, I think it's time to marry.

 

[CassandraV]

He's already married, and I don't want to make him a cheater......so KILL

 

[sirix]

Bang...on your chest....to save your life...from drowning.

 

[CassandraV]

Bang...on your chest....to save your life...from drowning.

Marry, because I'm skeptical that I'm physically capable of either killing or banging a dragon.

 

[BennyQ]

Marry...despite your attempts to kill me. Following the dragon's example here of two wives, even though I tried to kill him. Good times.

 

[sirix]

Challenges my battle harem against your battle harem for a fight to the death.

 

[CassandraV]

Bang for peace between my husbands.

 

[sirix]

Isn't sure when he married Cass, so married her for peaces sake.

 

[Sharub]

...dragons are surely hard to kill... i'll try again, KILL DA DRAGON!

 

[AnnaBeth]

Marry and make the cutest centaur babies.

 

[BennyQ]

˥˥Iʞ

 

[AnnaBeth]

Marry and divorce then meet in a bar a few years later and have a grudge fuck up against the brick wall outside.

 

[sirix]

Was that a marry and a bang in one?

Have a passionate night in your bed.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Bang while chained to a pillar of rock.

 

[BennyQ]

Repay the grudge fuck by marrying her again.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Kill him for insurance money.

 

[BennyQ]

Haunt afterwards and ghost-bang her in revenge.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Sheathe the Happy Dagger and ghost-marry.

 

[Theoni]

^^ Bang, because why not~?

 

[Eldrithe Whisperwind]

Marry, because i'm afraid she would kill me if I tried to bang and leave.

 

[AnnaBeth]

Marry, because she deserves a wife as great as she is!

 

[Kosmik_Khaos]

Bang. For hours and hours on end, until she was begging for rest, then deny the request and bang some more, until I am satisfied.