Kill, Bang or Marry

[captain_bond]

I do.

(Fair enough!)

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Kills to collect the insurance money.

 

[captain_bond]

Comes back and kills in revenge (Should've seen that one coming)

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Revives self and bangs. (I might've)

 

[captain_bond]

Bangs back cause we had such a good run together

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Marries once more because of the good run we had.

 

[captain_bond]

Marries and locks all the weapons and heavy objects away at night.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Still has their mallet and starts whacking until deceased.

 

[captain_bond]

Dammit, I married Harley Quinn! Rezzes and shoots until deceased.

(Whoa, anyone else wanna chime in? Rezzing is HARD!)

 

[Sync]

Kills and steals the run-away forum wife.

 

[Sunshine and Whiskey]

Bangs my knight in shining armor.

 

[Sync]

Enjoys a reunion bang.

 

[Cat]

bang !

 

[Sync]

Hmmm... Bang!

 

[Dearest Jack]

Definitely gotta kill ya, get you out of the way so I can bang them instead.

What am I sayn....

 

[captain_bond]

All dressed up and no one around to bang, so only one option: Kill

 

[Saiya]

I'd bang you, but I seen those movie intros before and I know I'd get shot killed first, therefore Marry.

 

[captain_bond]

Well, I mean, true, but those are usually just honey traps set by the villains.

Bangs in the honeymoon suite

 

[Timbertales]

Sorry Captain Bond, it’s nothing personal but I’m a full metal lesbian. Kill.

 

[captain_bond]

Shrugs and kills.

 

[Salokonen]

Kill. Can't be hiding anything good behind those sunglasses.

 

[captain_bond]

We all have our secrets.

Bang

 

[Sync]

Kills and steals the Bond Girl.

Because it's fun.

 

[captain_bond]

That it is.

Kill

 

[Whispered Secret]

Bang...while wearing his glasses