Kill, Bang or Marry

[Doctor Manhattan]

I'd come back and kill you in vengeance but really, death is but the next step, so my heart isn't really in it.

 

[baeleaf]

I think the good Doctor needs a nice bang~

 

[captain_bond]

Bang, then tell her she's a good girl.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Kill, but only because I want the sunglasses.

 

[baeleaf]

Bang, and take that opportunity to also wear the sunglasses~

 

[captain_bond]

Keep the bang train rolling, and I take my sunglasses back and give her another pair.

 

[baeleaf]

Will gladly take the offered sunglasses-- and keep the bang train a-going~

 

[Sync]

Yeah...bang.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Kill, it's just an itch I need to scratch. Apologies.

 

[Sync]

Nah, all good.

But I'm going to have to kill with the power of the "seriously?" stare.

 

[baeleaf]

Time to bang.

 

[captain_bond]

Finally, someone I can bang!

 

[baeleaf]

You look like you need a good kiss, Mr. Bond.

 

[TheCloaked]

Threaten to kill, but then at the last minute offer a chance at Life anew, Married to me...then Bang

 

[baeleaf]

I'll take you up on that offer of marriage! And then bang~

 

[Sync]

Steals for a quick bang.

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

What's a little killing between friends?

 

[captain_bond]

My thoughts exactly, Doc. *gun fires*

 

[baeleaf]

I'll be your Bond Girl~ Let's bang out the details.

 

[captain_bond]

Indeed! The forest is a lovely place to bang this time of year, is it not?

 

[Sync]

Kills and steals the Bond Girl

 

[captain_bond]

Noooo! revives and kills in revenge

 

[baeleaf]

Marry me, Mr. Bond.

 

[captain_bond]

With pleasure...and then I shall bang.

 

[Sync]

*pops up to once again Kill and steal the Bond Girl*