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The Asset (Avengers) Moon/Lady

“...You know, blowjobs could totally be a present. And I’d definitely appreciate it.”Tony mused. “Tony Stark, you are not teaching him to be as utterly shameless as you are. Behave.”Natasha ordered as she ghosted into the room, looking amused though as she laughed at james words. “I’ll be back. Going to go wake Cap.’Tony said smiling, the sight of natasha reminding him that he’d been worried about his friend. Smiling as he headed for his bedroom, he swallowed hard at the near naked super soldier, sighing as he reached down to shake him awake.”Captain, oh captain.”
 
"Blow Jobs are something that should be enjoyed at any moment, not given as gifts." Clint repeated firmly. "what i he suddenly decides that you can only have Blowjobs at Christmas?" Clint asked Tony, a smirk on his lips. that would definitely be a not a very good thing at all. "Tony is always behaved." James protested, looking at Natasha as if daring her to say otherwise. it was going to be one of his overly possessive days where everything he perceived as his, including Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, was protected with extreme prejudice. he'd probably find something to cling to as well, his blanket, or something new. "...come right back! okay?" James asked, looking slightly anxious.

Steve just groaned as he was shook and tried to shrug the hand away, whining when the object disturbing him did not go away. "...G'way... Sleep." Steve whined as he tried to burrow deeper into the couch. "don't wanna."
 
“...Oh!I see your point. Yes. That is definitely something to be avoided. No blowjobs as gifts, James. Just anytime you feel the urge...”Tony grinned utterly unrepentant in his flirting, while he might have calmed down from his wild child/ early adult years, the man was definitely not afraid of being viewed by other people while flirting. Natasha raised her eyebrows at James’ words, before tilting her head. “So he is.”She agreed knowing better then to argue. “I promise, jamie, I’ll be right back. Just a few minutes.”Tony reassured running his hands through the other’s hair as he left the room.

“Steve, breakfast is done, and if you don’t hurry Jamie and the others are going to eat it all. Besides, we have plans today remember?”Tony said snickering a little.
 
James blinked. "...okay!" he chirped happily as he bounced over to Tony and reached for the others pants buckle. "NOT HERE!!!" James paused and turned to blink at... well, everyone. "but you said..." "...anytime so long as it's JUST you and Tony!" "oh... why?" "because i don't want to be scarred for life dude." Clint stated. "...what's a dude? and aren't you already covered in scars?" "Dude is slang for male freind. and yes i have scars, i don't want anymore." "oh... okay then." James agreed before giving Natasha critical eye before he decided she meant it and went back to eating strawberries. he's stolen TJ's and wasn't about to give them back.

Steve groaned and shook his head. "no... sleep." he groaned even as he slowly sat up. "what are we doing?" he asked, struggling to make his brain work. "i don't remember any plans..."
 
Tony smirked leaning back, knowing the other’s would stop him, so he had no qualms about pretending to go along with it. After all, blowjobs were always awesome. “Oh come on, where’s the fun in that?”Tony snickered amused at their conversation. “ I don’t want to your dick again, Tony. Our teenage years were bad enough.” “Ha!I knew it was you who showed that to cap!” “...You spent most of your time naked, Tones. It was more then enough for one lifetime.”TJ rolled his eyes amused though despite the complaining.

“I uh...we have a dinner benefit tonight that I’m taking Jamie to. I’d like you to come with me. I have to go shopping, get him a suit, and you one to if you’re coming...”Tony said, while he trusted James to be in control, he’d feel better if the other super soldier was there, just in case something went horribly wrong....not to mention, he liked taking Steve to benefits, because he was so very polite and rude all at once. It was awesome.
 
Clint shook his head. "Tony stop being a bad influence on James!" he ordered, smirking a little as he shook his head as he watched TJ curiously. "Showed Cap what?" "nothing." Johnny stated with a roll of his eyes. "just a sex video Tony and i did back in High-school." there was a long silence and then. "...does Cap know you where in it?" "i doubt it, i don't think the camera was ever angled right to catch my face." Johnny admitted. "why?... you mean... Captain America actually... he... oh my god Steve saw my dick!" Johnny squealed in horror, making Clint bust a rib when he started to laugh. "Well i'm glad to see everyone in good spirits..." a voice entered and everyone froze. they knew that voice. Clint knew that voice. he turned slowly, eyes wide as he took in the form of his very alive, perfectly sexy lover/Master. "....Phil?" he asked, voice stunned, Clint glancing up at him. "Yes Clint?... is something wrong? Clint!?" the poor assassin couldn't handle that kind of overload. he collapsed into a dead faint. clearly Coulson didn't know he was supposed to be dead because he just looked baffled and a little hurt and ore than a bit worried.

Steve blinked at Tony stupidly before he nodded. "yeah i can go with." he agreed as he yawned. "good way to get James used to publicity and let the world know your still alive." he agreed as he rubbed his eyes. "i have a suit." and it didn't fit right either and he knew Tony wouldn't let him be seen in public with it on ever. "when do we have to go?"
 
“I’m always a bad influence.”Tony smirked a little. “A very nice, tasteful video that Cap thought was very well done.”TJ said with the amused pleasure of simply watching Johnny freak out. “And no, he doesn’t. Otherwise I would have heard more about it by now.”Tony snickered a little before smirking at Johnny. “he did. Though he doesn’t know it’s you. Relax, I’d be more worried about what James is going to think with you seeing Tony naked.”TJ teased snickering before twisting to look at Phil, yelping as he grabbed the other’s arm as Clint collapsed, catching him as he fell, looking up at phil even as Natasha responded to the threat, moving to stand in front of clint and TJ, looking at phil, counting on James and Johnny to have her back since Clint was down, “Who are you?”She snarled, knowing what she wanted to hear, but knowing it wasn’t possible.

“Awesome. Good.”Tony grinned nodding, “It’s not a huge event, so it’ll be good for him. Not to mention, fish. Fish are awesome and soothing.”He snickered before making a face. “Yes you do. It’s a sears knockoff that does nothing for you and insults me simply by being in my tower. You’re getting a new one, soldier boy.”he teased before standing up and heading for the door. “As soon as we eat.”
 
"....i'll never be able to look at Captain America the same ever again." Clint muttered, sounding rather traumatized even if his eyes where glittering with laughter and amusement. "that's true. Cap would be pretty mortified if he knew i was in it. we look enough alike after all." Johnny admitted. "probably be worried about me tarnishing his reputation." he admitted before getting to his feet, hands already on fire as Clint went down. "...Natasha what is going on!?" Coulson demanded, scowling. "i'm Phil Coulson! you know i am!" he snapped, looking annoyed. "what's wrong with Clint and why are all of these strangers in the Tower?! i'm gone for a few days and everything goes to hell." "...Sir..." Johnny stated, studying Clint. "....you've not been gone for days, Master of the Realms." Loki stated softly, looking like he wanted to cry, his presence starling Coulson so bad the man could only stand there and stare. "you have been gone for nearly a year." "...there's no way...." "we all thought you where dead. hell you where dead!" Johnny stated simply, staring at the man who stared at him before he too had to find a seat before he collapsed. "...a year?!" Coulson demanded, breathless with horror. "but... a year!?" at least James wasn't attacking anyone.

Steve smiled. "good. we should start small, that way James, and i, won't get overwhelmed. i still hate parties." he admitted with a huff and a shake of his head. "...whats wrong with Sears? i get most of my clothes there. that and Wal-mart, and Goodwill, and K-mart.." he admitted, blinking at Tony. "they have good clothes!" he complained, pouting a little. "i hate being fitted for suits." he grumbled as he followed Tony. "...Tony? have you noticed it's very quiet in there?" Steve asked, freezing suddenly as he realized the dining area was silent.
 
“No, I know who you look like.”Natasha said coldly, watching him, eyes shifting to look at Loki, tilting her head slightly, wanting to comfort the jotun, swallowing hard. “Yes, a year. 11 months to be exact.”Natasha said.

“I know. Which is why we are starting small.”Tony smiled before huffing. “...oh my god. I can’t believe you just said that. I might have to revoke your best friend card if you’re going to keep saying weird things like that.”Tony snickered slightly, before frowning, “...it is. Hold on.”Tony paused in the hall, moving to the wall and reaching for the vent. Like Clint, the man kept weapons everywhere, even in one of the safest places on earth, his own tower. Plucking the watch and gauntlets out of the vent he past the shield to Steve, after triggering the hologram to give steve a shield, almost as good as the real one and slipping on a simplized version of his iron man gloves, smirking a little as the repulsors fired and easing into the dining room, so shocked what he saw, he didn’t even consider firing. “...What...Loki, what did we tell you about pranks?”The billionaire said sounding strained and out of sorts.
 
Coulson looked like he was about to pass out himself. "eleven months..." "Please, calm down Natasha... i assure you, that IS Phil Coulson. Second Prince tot he Winter court and Heir to the High Crown." Phil was on his feet in an instant, gun aimed for Loki's head. that was when James acted, grabbing Clint's wrist in his metal arm, forcing the arm up out of anyone's path while Coulson cried out in pain as his bones broke. they'd heal soon enough. he was more annoyed about being attacked than anything else. once the gun was out of Coulson's hand James picked it up and backed up, leaving Coulson to cradle his arm and sulk at being disarmed so easily. more so over the bastard who'd tried to kill him.

"Good." Steve admitted with a chuckle before he gave Tony a baffled look. "what's wrong with K-Mart?" he asked, looking completely baffled before he accepted the shield and strapped it into place. "..." Loki just glared at them. "i would never do something like this! Pranks are meant to be amusing to everyone! you think i enjoy seeing the person i killed standing before me!?" Loki demanded, turning on his heal and vanishing with a flash of green, Johnny wincing. "don't mind Loki, he's just... emotional." the man promised, examining Coulson who shook his head. "why are we friendly with the Enemy?" "because Loki isn't an enemy. he was being controlled. and James isn't an enemy either... well, not most of the time, we're still working with him... he didn't try to rip your arm off at least, it's an improvement."
 
Natasha frowned turning her head to look at Loki, before nodding a little. Wincing as she heard the bones break, oh this just wasn’t going to be good.

“K-mart sells clothes in bulk, instead of good clothes that actually look good.”Tony grumbled before looking at loki. Wincing a little at the other’s words, sighing quietly, realizing he’d made a mistake. Glancing at Johnny he nodded a little, knowing he’d have to apologize later. “You should be glad he didn’t kill you for coming in here, Agent.”Tony said pulling off his gauntlets, rubbing his fingers over the bridge of his nose, looking like he had a headache. It was a improvement really that James hadn’t killed him simply for showing up in Tony’s space without tony approving of it. “Jamie?Help Teej get clint to bed. They can talk when he gets up. “Tony said sounding weary and tired, knowing this was just going to be a mess and looking worried about TJ, studying the man’s anxious eyes he tried not to get to worried.
 
Steve blinked. "...that matters?" he asked, looking confused. "the clothes at K-Mart is comfortable..." he admitted. "Johnny just smiled at Tony, promising him that no real harm was done. "..." Coulson didn't say anything, he just stared at Clint, realizing that the other must have been hurting so bad for so long. must have finally moved on if the stranger holding him up was any indication. "that was the Winter soldier..." he pointed out to Tony. "and i still don't know who you are." "Johnny Storm. thee Human Torch." he explained. "i'm Tony's friend. that's TJ. also Tony's friend but he hangs out with Steve too." Johnny explained, Steve sighing. "come with me Agent Coulson. we'll get that arm set and i'll explain everything." Steve promised. "Tony? go with James, you know he won't leave you alone right now." Steve admitted, gently squeezing the others shoulder. "i'll explain to Agent Coulson and then we'll go to the fitting." he promised. "we won't miss the party tonight." he promised.
 
“No I guess it doesn’t, I’m just a snob who likes my clothes expensive and amazing.”Tony sighed seeing the other’s confusion, sighing quietly. “Yes it is. And it’s not his only name, we call him James around here.”Tony said his features tightening a little, as if expecting Phil to say something about James, ready to defend the other man before smiling a little. “Have fun explaining things, Cap. That’ll be a fun conversation.”Tony snickered a little before nodding, “Good. And if Agent wants to come, he’ll have to talk to Clint, since he was taking TJ.”Tony said the nasty edge to his voice saying he was more upset about phil’s reappearance then he let on, much like he’d been on the helicarrier. More upset in those moments before the Battle of New York then he’d ever let anyone see. Heading for the bedroom he sighed quietly at the sight of TJ tucking clint into bed, almost wanting to ask James to stay with him just to make sure he stayed clean, but also wanting to trust TJ to be able to control himself. Torn between the desire he glanced at Clint as the man started waking up. “hey sleeping beauty. Did that fall knock any sense into you?”He teased a little, his humor coming through despite the anxious tone, utterly confused on how to react to coulson being back, and hoping Coulson could get his head around everything he’d missed.
 
he blinked a little. "but expensive clothes are so scratchy! how can you stand it!?" ah, so Steve just hadn't had the right kind of clothes. James refused to touch anything that wasn't high grade because he didn't like the way it felt on his skin. Johnny was the same way. Steve just hadn't had the right clothes yet.

it was a statement of trust when Coulson did not immediately demand answers or ask why the winter soldier was there. if Tony said James was an ally then Coulson was inclined to believe it. he might have a mild dislike for Tony, but he knew the other could be trusted on things like this. "oh yes... very fun." Steve sighed as he led the other away, the Agent far too into shock to protest. "Coulson is not going. he'll be far too much of a target." Steve stated simply, shooting Coulson a very stern look. "Clint is still taking TJ." Coulson just nodded. feeling so confused it almost hurt. "...i had the weirdest dream... what happened? did i get drunk? fall down the stairs again?" Clint asked, feeling sluggish and confused, James frowning. "it was not a dream." James informed Clint who shuddered hard, a look of horror, hope and betrayal flitting across his face. "Phil's alive!? why... why would he..." he was clinging to TJ's hand desperate for the lifeline. "i don't..." he shook his head. "...he abandoned me..." "he didn't know." Loki informed them, sliding through the wall. "from what i've been able to gather, he's been in a coma for the last eleven months. Fury didn't say anything because they didn't realize Coulson was still alive until after you'd gone to save earth from... me." Loki admitted. "they didn't say anything because they didn't know if Phil was going to live and didn't want you to raise your hopes only for him to die." Loki handed the tablet to Tony where he'd hacked Shield for the information.
 
“...Oh. You poor man. You haven’t been shopping in the right stores. As if I’d ever let anything irritate my skin.”Tony made a face looking amused.”We’ll find you something.”

“TJ will be pleased to hear that.”Tony said though he had no idea how the man was going to handle. “Not drunk, he really is here.”TJ said quietly staring down at their joined hands, looking utterly devastated and tired, as if he was just waiting for the world to be knocked out from under him. And really, with his family, was it really surprising he was already bracing for what he assumed changed everything? “No, I’m sure there’s a reason. He loved you, Legolas.”TJ muttered with a small smile, wanting to comfort the other even if he was feeling wrecked. “Huh. He’s right. And it disturbs me you know how to work this, godling. I mean, your brother is a oaf with it. Still haven’t made one he can’t break.”Tony muttered as he looked over the information, glancing at clint. “....I’m going to offer him a room here. If thats okay with you. I’m assuming he’s not going to want to go anywhere far away." the silent 'from you' added on. not wanting to upset TJ more then he had to.
 
Clint blinked a little as he stared at Tony, looking deeply upset and shattered. he had just gotten over Coulson. now he loved TJ but he still loved Phil, how was he going to handle this!? "he obviously didn't love me enough." Clint whispered before he stared at Loki, startled and then hopeful. it wasn't like he and Phil hadn't ever talked about it... adding a third person if they ever found someone they loved equally. it wasn't like they didn't go on other dates without each other. it could work... if Phil even wanted him still. "Thor's electrically charged body makes working midgardian tools impossible." Loki stated simply. "and the one named Jarvis assisted me." Loki admitted, studying Clint as the man stuttered to a halt, clearly torn between his two lovers. "...okay. yeah. sure... why not..." he clutched tighter to TJ's hand. "you're sure he's really him?" "i am sure." Loki stated. "the Winter Fey all have different 'scents' to them. no two are the same and they cannot be replicated. he is real and he is who he claims." "...well fuck."
 
Tony tilted his head looking at his friend, “He was in a coma, obviously he didn’t know we didn’t know. You’ll have to talk to him, Clint.”Tony said, for once the one advising talking, studying the two men. “I’m going to go get the pie. You could use some.”TJ said as he walked out of the room to get the forgotten strawberry pie, making Tony frown after him. “...don’t leave him alone Clint. Even if...this doesn’t continue. He doesn’t have the strength to stop again if he gives in.”Tony said knowing his friend, knowing there was only so many times TJ would be willing to try to get clean. “Ahhh that explains it.”Tony muttered at the thought of Loki knowing how to use it. “Fuck, is indeed the best way to describe this.”Tony muttered glad coulson was back, but also knowing this was going to be horrible until they figured it out. “Now. Are you feeling up to staying alone with them, well natasha’s here. And bruce...but I have that party tonight. I have to get some clothes....I can take TJ with me if you want...”Tony said looking worried about Clitn.
 
Clint shook his head at the advice of talking to Phil. "later." he decided. "when it doesn't hurt so much..."he muttered as he looked up at TJ, a little hurt that the other was running away. "i would never leave TJ... Phil is great, he's everything i need... but he doesn't understand the decisions I've made like TJ does. he doesn't understand how much it can hurt like TJ is... i need TJ, more than i need Phil..." well, so he thought anyway. if he did have to choose, he'd probably choose TJ. James hesitated only a moment before he followed TJ, determined to make sure the other didn't get sick again, watching him work the pie. "i'm not staying here. i promised TJ i would take him to the aquarium and i am going to!" he stated. "he deserves to go and i'm not going to ruin this for him." he admitted. "i still have a suit that fits me perfectly. i won't let him down Tony, i can't. Coulson will just have to wait." he admitted as he carefully slid out of bed, making sure he wasn't about to collapse again.
 
Tony sighed looking at Clint’s face. “He’s running away, because he doesn’t want to give you the chance to tell him to get lost. Just...bear with him. He’s nearly as bad as I am...maybe we should write a rule book on how to handle emotional things when at the tower...”Tony said looking thoughtful before startled at Clint’s words, reaching out to squeeze his shoulder.”Don’t choose. Talk to phil, later. You three can figure things out.”Well. At least no one ever said Tony was a idiot, at least when it wasn’t about his own relationships. He could see how good the three would be together....his own relationships were so much harder for him to figure out. “Good. He deserves a present for going a month without using.”Tony grinned, hovering to make sure he wasn’t going to fall before nudging him. “Come on, you can go get pie and I’m going to go round up the super soldiers, go shopping...k-mart...he’s trying to kill me, Barton.”Tony whined a little trying to make him laugh, “Jarvis?Can you tell Steve me and James are ready to go when ever he is?” “Of course sir.” Tony snickered a little at the sight of TJ handing over a plate of pie, “Try it. You’ll like it.”TJ reassured james, smiling.
 
Clint huffed. "well he's being stupid." he grumbled, shaking his head. "i can understand though. he's been through a lot of shit in his life. it's going to take a while before he's truly convinced i'm not going to abandon him." he admitted. "we could, but then something will come along that's not in the rulebook and everyone will freak out again." he pointed out, looking amused. "...i will. i'm more worried that TJ and Phil won't get along." he admitted. "he does deserve a present... and i deserve pie." Clint admitted as he smiled at Tony. "...thanks Tony... you really helped." he admitted, leaning forward and gently kissing Tony's cheek. "your the best brother ever." he promised with a smile as he followed Tony out of the room, snickering. "he shops at K-MArt? seriously? that is so wrong. i don't even shop at K-Mart. all my clothes are custom." he admitted. James was staring at the pie as if it was going to bite him before he took a careful bite. he pondered it for a long moment before he set the plate down, picked up his fork, picked up the pie tin and attempted to flee with it, only to find Tony and Clint blocking his path.
 
“I know, but its how he deals. Only Doug’s never just walked away, and even then...”Tony shrugged knowing TJ only thought Doug stayed because he was his twin, couldn’t really escape that. “....true.That would be bad. And they’ll get along. You love them both, had to be a reason.”Tony snickered a little before blushing as he was kissed, ignoring the compliment because he had no social skills and had no idea how to handle it before snickering. “Steve does. He depresses me. So we’re going to go get amazing awesome clothes, and it’ll be amazing.”Tony snickered before laughing as James tried to flee with the pie.”You have to share with TJ. And clint. Otherwise TJ wont teach you how to make one you know.” “I’m teaching him?” “You are. Because he cooks for me, and I like pie. So you can teach him, after today. Today we have plans. Including but not limited to, to watching two sexy men try on clothes for me.”
 
he nodded. "it's okay, i know how he's feeling right now... i didn't have the best family myself." he admitted as he smiled at Tony. "Doug's a good guy, he just gets his priorities mixed up sometimes." he admitted as he shook his head. "very bad." he agreed before he paused and nodded. "...yeah. good point... i'm sure they'll get along..." he agreed, looking a bit more relieved. "he is depressing. we must fix him. even Thor dresses in the best." he admitted. "fuck even BRUCE shops at better places now that he understands it really is okay to use your money and he's not going to get arrested for it." Clint admitted with a snicker. "...." James just sulked at them all and refused to hand over the Pie. "i did share. see? i left a slice..." Clint laughed and cut himself a piece of pie from the tin and walked off with it, ignoring James' glare. though James did cut Tony and TJ a slice and gave it to them before he moved out of reaching distance and started eating a whole half a pie. he could do it too, without getting sick now. "don't you mean three sexy men?" Steve asked as he walked in, sighing as he realized James wasn't about to share pie with him. "greedy..." "mine."
 
“They will.And if they don’t, just think, it can’t be any worse then Jamie and Pep not getting along.”He pointed out just to make him laugh a little, even if he was mostly serious. “Well, thor is a prince. He never settles. And you all get to use my money, I mean, there’s enough of it. I couldn’t spend it in a lifetime.”Tony snickered a little smiling as he watched James eat his pie, starting to eat his slice. “Hm, yes. Three.”Tony hummed in amusement as he ate, smirking at the two best friends. “At least he wants to eat something.”Tony pointed out snickering as he finished eating, “You done jamie?We’re going shopping, Cap needs some new clothes.”
 
he shuddered, a look of terror on his face. "oh my god Tony! that's terrifying! you're jinxing it!" Clint protested, looking like he wanted to go cry in a corner, even if he knew Coulson was going to love TJ. mostly because TJ was cute, and snuggly, and needed help. they also had a Cap obsession and they both where obsessive collectors. they could bond over that. "i don't think they use money in Asgard." Clint admitted with a smile. "i think everyone dresses that way there." he admitted as he shook his head, Steve snorting. "this is true." Steve admitted, pouting as the last piece of pie vanished down James gullet. "i would have liked a piece though." he admitted with a sigh. "i'm done... what's shopping?" "it's paying for things that you want or need. usually food, often clothes, and sometimes entertainment." Steve explained, glancing at Tony. "you promise it won't be itchy?"
 
"Am not. It'll be fine."Tony said even though he winced because he totally knew he'd jinxed it. Snickering a little he shrugged."well even if they don't have money, he's a p4ince. Better clothes then the common people is a must."Tony snickered knowing that the tj/coulson/Clint thing would be okay. It'd just take time."I'll make another.you can have some of that."tj smiled looking amused. Tony smiled."remember when Clint took you to get clothes? That's shopping."Tony explained smiling as he pulled on his converse, snickering."I do. It won't be itchy. As if I'd ever dress myself in itchy things."
 
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