"Well shit," Lena said, nudging Maggie with her foot. "I was talking to a coma patient. Yeah, fuck it, let's go ahead and check the quest board. Gotta be something better than standing around here."
[[A tear in the fabric of reality opens up, and the great and terrible Cthulhu emerges, jumps on top of a cathedral and starts humping the structure into ruin]]
"Or you know, there's always that. That's, like, a thing, right? Am I the only one seeing this? Seriously what the fuck bro, don't stick your dick in a church. Goddamn, he stuck his dick in the church. Yeah, that's it, I'm done. Anyone else wanna say fuck the quest board and just go get high as fuck?"
Maddie raised her free hand as she used the other to help Maggie to her feet. "Um, I wouldn't mind that. It sounds better than...um...whatever that is."
"Yeah, so we got necro-skank and coma-girl on board. Michon, you wanna come along and let the city guards handle this?"