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What made you say FUCK today?

Accomplishing every sub-objective in a Helldivers II match only for the network to kick me out. Fucking lame.
 
got a positive oh fuck today !!! fell in love with a character from a game and was scrolling through his fanart tag when I came across a picture of already saved as a face claim ~ it's fate, I simply must have him *grabby hands*
 
Finding out not only is my vehicle registration expired, my drivers license has been expired a few months ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
what hasn't?!

Washing machine decided to take a nap, which turned into a coma, and eventually, we had to pull the plug. Services have not been planned for its passing since the coronor hasn't made it in just yet to carry it away, but had to start looking for a replacement to fill the role of Laundry Mountain's Warden... Was not looking for a new expense, but, one does not wish to wear stinky clothes.

To be fair, it wasn't just "FUCK!" that had been uttered, but enough of the "F-words" had been said... ๐Ÿ˜’
 
My wife getting a phone call from her father saying that the police had called him to advise that her uncle - for whom she's been spending the past 3 weeks trying to get into Respite Care - has died (he was due to go into a care facility on Tuesday).

No idea why at this stage.
 
I hate chilling in the break room and someone comes in smelling like musty ass. Shit annoys the fuck out of me. How hard is it to wash your ass before work?

Smell like shit at your house but don't bring that funk to work.
 
I was doing a physical therapy training session at college, and I forgot absolutely everything when I called myself volunteer :)
 
The Japanese black fly bit on my leg. It's swollen, sore, and itches like crazy! Not to mention that the epicentre looks like a tiny, inflamed anus on my calf.
 
I was picking a family member up and bringing her home from the ER on a little less than a quarter tank of gas. About 8 miles from home- in bumper to bumper traffic- my low fuel light kicked on and it was screaming at me for a good 30 minutes until we made it home. I was terrified my car was going to die on the off-ramp. You'd better bet I dropped her off in front of the apartment and high-tailed it to the nearest gas station I could find.
 
My back injury has been acting up. I don't wish a herniated disc on anyone.
I feel so sorry for you, and totally understand. I have problems with a lower back instability that nobody has been able to treat. They just gave me drugs and/or exercise (that didn't work) and sent me home every time. It was like that for around 2 years.

The only way that I could manage it was through building my core muscle strength. Basically, I started lifting weights. It helped me. But I am not a medical professional. I'm just saying, it may help you too.
 
Manager requested something very specific but generalized it to one word, forcing me to hunt her stupid ass down and force her to clarify.
 
Cat did something very cute that made me cry (the devil's lettuce got me) (not so much a FUCK but more of a "aw what the fuck")

Cat then proceeded to remind me why he was free off of Facebook (knocked my water cup off of the nightstand then tried to murder my trinket shelf)
 
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