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What made you say FUCK today?

God, a lot. Overslept (by a ton), got into an argument with my husband on the one day out of the week that I hear from him, my kid was running amok... It was a rough one, lads.
 
Had to go get my roommate's phone fixed at the apple store as a favor because I owed her one on my day off. Took 3 hours and she won't be able to pay me back until next Friday so I'm so broke I can't afford the Uber back home.
 
Having to drive a car with a manual gearbox after driving an automatic for a while. I didn't stall but came close a few times.
 
Overhearing my boss whom I saw as a close friend admit to a co-worker that he actually hates me and only keeps me around because I'm responsible for a huge part of the business's revenue.
 
The moment when I realized it would be a slow night at work and I would have to actually think instead of putting myself in robot mode while I package clothes.
 
Going to the car this morning and realising that I hadn't put a cover on the windscreen and it had gone below freezing overnight
 
Waking up with sore muscles after first horse riding in…I guess 15 or 16 years or something along those lines.
 
I was having a good day until I went to the store and noticed someone placed a cart beside the return rack. Not even in the motherfucker. How are you gonna get there and still fuck up putting it in the proper place, bro? Fuck, I hate people. Shit is annoying.
 
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