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Write a Note to Your Younger Self

Feb 13, 2014
Thinking critically for yourself will hurt a lot but it will be totally worth it. Do it. Do it as soon as you can.
Experiment more. Don't wait til marriage to have sex. Don't be so judgmental about sex.
It's ok that you're a lesbian, I don't care what your community has told you your whole life.
Learn early how to be more outgoing and less sensitive. It's ok that you're an introvert, but you also get lonely. Learn to accept that you feel awkward and not let that hold you back.
For crying out loud, find out if you really want to be a submissive whether part time or full time and go for it!
Learn that your ontological/biological family is not your most important support system and take away their power to hurt and control you.
Feb 14, 2014
The only thing that comes to mind that I would tell my younger self would be to never hook up with that parasitic bitch that I met on World of Warcraft. I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, as we all do, but she's the only one that I truly regret.​


Jun 30, 2013
1. Those cool kids aren't so cool, so don't be their little bitch.
2. You have two sisters and no brothers, get over it. Other kids would love to have siblings.
3. Stop wishing to get into a car crash, it's not cool.
4. Your parents saying no to you getting McDonalds isn't them starving you.
5. Don't make that racist comment in front of the whole school.
6. Stop drinking those weight lose shakes, your like 50 pounds.
7. Don't cheer for that mean girl just because others are.
8. Introducing your little sister to bloody stick figure games isn't the best idea.
9. No, being older isn't as cool as you think.
Dec 16, 2013
US central time
Last Day of School

Honey I know it seems tough right now, and it's not going to get easier for a while. He's going to be terrible at everything important. You're going to see your sister succeed, go to school, have so much fun- without you. But she'll have a sister, yes it's a girl, you're going to find that out next week. And he's going to be so terrible, but I promise.... And when he's gone it will seem that much harder. I promise Chelsea, it will get better. And better and better. They're going to be so beautiful and amazing and joyful -and you'll thank God every day for what has you crying right now. Just believe, and love.

Nov 22, 2018
New Jersey
Dear self,

Get off your damn high horse and stop holding out for the "Hot girls" You're going to regret it when you get older! The hotter they are, the crazier they are, TRUST ME! If you don't change your mindset, you'll miss out on the opportunity to be with some wonderful women that you thought were "below your standards" They grow up too, and they become some of the most intelligent, thoughtful, sexy, responsible women you'll ever know!

PS: Don't trade away those 2 Black Lotuses. They're going to be worth lots of money!d
Oct 9, 2018
There's not 20 layers to every social interaction. Those kids aren't being mean to you just because they're popular. If someone seems like they're being nice to you, just chill out and let them be nice to you. You're actually the one being a dick by being so aloof and refusing to engage with any of them.

Also, you don't like any of the people you think you do. No, not even them. You don't really know them, you just like the idea of them. You have no concept of what you actually like in a person because your shitty childhood rendered you with no concept of who YOU are, so figure that shit out before you waste your twenties. Yes, not just your teens. Your TWENTIES too. Also go to therapy, and don't go to college.
Dec 2, 2018
I'd just send a Kurt Vonnegut quote:
“Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.”


Nov 10, 2014
Talk your brother out of going to private school and stay home. He killed himself earlier this year. From grade 8 to 12 he left home and went to a private school... Preparing for what exactly?
Dec 17, 2013
Hey, me.

We’re not going to stay Mormon. It’s a load of repressive rubbish used to manipulate you into feeding cash into a literal corporation. Atheism is in your future, so lighten up on all the repressed guilt you’re laying on us for liking the idea of sex. And, seriously, you’re in Germany right now. Take dad up on his offer of having a few of the good beers in exchange for kicking some of your allowance into the beer pool. The stuff in the States isn’t as good, and you’ll regret missing your chance.
Jan 21, 2015
Your Mother's Basement
Hi. You're autistic. Technically it's Asperger's, but whatever. Go find a counselor to help you deal with it. Dealing with Asperger's will probably help ward off depression as well, but if it doesn't then you're already seeing a counselor who can help you deal with that as well.

Go kick some ass.
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