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The Wish Game

Granted, but he's a pedo who gets off by ejaculating in the ice cream and serving it to people

I wish I could fit even larger things in my ass.
 
Granted, when he comes to your block he keeps going and flips you off.

I wish I was Gaun Yu’s son.
 
Misha Hiroki said:
I wish I could fit even larger things in my ass.
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Granted, but you wind up stretching your ass out to the point where your own turds would just slide out unimpeded.

Aquarion said:
I wish I was Gaun Yuâ??s son.
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Granted, but when he sees what a bastard child you've become, he decapitates you for dishonoring him.

I wish that I had won the lottery.
 
Granted. But when you went to cash in, the check combusted into flames as well as the money for you.

I wish I had cookies.
 
Granted, just as you were about to eat it, it crumbled to a billion pieces.

I wish I had a jew for a friend.
 
Granted, but when he generously tells you to come to a synagogue one night, you are accused of heresy and Catholic nuns armed with rulers come out of the woodwork to beat you senseless.

EDIT: I wish that I can find some way to find most TV shows funny these days.
 
Granted, gives you weed that gives you just the munchies and wind up eating a pair of scissors that tore open your throat.

I wish that I can fly
 
Granted. But sadly after god discovers such he has a bunch of U.S government scientist capture your ass and conduct experiments on you at area 51. There was lots and lots of probing in the process.

I wish I had a new computer.
 
Granted, Gateway sent you a new computer and just as you turned it on it blew up the whole house leaving only the door.

I wish my niece could talk.
 
Granted, but it's all in a language that you can't understand. Possibly Lithuanian.

I wish my computer wasn't being such a useless piece of junk.
 
Granted, you get a new computer but this time it blows up at your front door.

I wish I had hentia.
 
Granted. Yet whatever you use to view hentai suddenly malfunctions beyond repair. Double whammy.

I wish I had enough money to live comfortably.
 
Granted, but you only achieve this by selling your body and sadly you contract a new super STD.

I wish I wish I wish I was a fish!
 
Granted. But you're overly rough, hurt her, and are forced to put her down.

I wish I had control over the elements.
 
Granted, but you have no experience in controlling said elements and thus you self-immolate accidentally.

I wish waiting for an exp party didn't take so fucking long.
 
Granted; but they lag horribly and your character dies and you lose everything!

-insert coins y/n?-

I wish I had more books.
 
Granted! But they are all in a strnge language you have never seen, much less know how to read.

I wish I had more patience.
 
Granted, but then you get visited by me. I will drive you to the point of insanity and back. :twisted:

I wish I can make an MMO run through video without all the choppiness this computer is capable of.
 
Um granted... but its geared more towards toddlers. They love it

I wish I was a little shorter.
 
Granted, but the doctors had to cut off your feet to achieve this.

I wish I had a legitimate reason to wear glasses.
 
Granted, but it is a degenerative condition and in the long run you go blind.

I wish I could get paid to do nothing.
 
lolz BB. Lithuanian gay porn XDD
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Granted... But because you haven't been doing anything your body gets used to doing nothing and well you become handicapped and can't use all that money you've been given for your laziness.

I wish I had a virus on my computer.
 
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