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Which One's the Lie

It sounds like it might be true, but I think apologizing for apologizing is false.


1. I farted in a crowded elevator and blamed the fat chick. I didn't know her, and we were the last two left going up. I apologized, but she called me a twat.

2. I got dumped just before prom, but I went anyway and danced with a young English teacher and it later evolved into something troublesome.

3. I lied to a friend's boyfriend because I wanted them to break up so I can go out with him. I told him she had been fooling around with other guys while we hung out, and asked me not to tell him. They eventually discovered my lies and they both stopped talking to me.

EDIT: 2 was indeed the lie. My boyfriend did dump me just before, but I didn't dance with a teacher at prom. Though, I think you can, at least when I was in school.
 
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@CutesyFae I am too scared of needles to ever get a tat, even just one dot. When I was a kid I did have a dune buggy pushed over me. I was playing on the back of it, and I fell off. The engine was out of the car, and the people that were working on it didn't know I had fallen off the back. So when they went to move it, they pushed it and ended up pushing it right over me. As for roller coasters, I am scared of them. Small ones maybe, but anything with a huge drop is a big nope. Thanks for thinking I would have the nerve to get a tat though. lol.

I'm gonna go with 2. At least around here, teachers don't dance with students.



1. I have a good singing voice, or so I'm told, but I won't sing in front of strangers
2. We have a paging system at my job that I will not use.
3. My uncle was once a pro wrestler.
 
1 and 2 seem more believable, but that could be a trick, since 3 seems so obscure that it would *USUALLY* be a lie... But it's a smokescreen! It *IS* true! So... 1 or 2 must be the lie... I'm going to go with 2. You have a paging system at your job, but you *DO* use it!

1. I was the lead in my grade school's play for "Arrow To The Sun"
2. I lost my virginity to a woman 11 years older than me.
3. I'm scared of the dark.
 
Okay @Anonyman I think 3 could actually be believable. Arrow To The Sun could be true as well. So I'm going to go with number 2.

Number 1 is the lie for me. My singing voice sounds like a cat in a washing machine. lol. I do refuse to use the paging system at work. I will get someone else or call someone else to page for me. My uncle, who has passed actually was a wrestler.
 
@AndNich123 DANG! I had to flip a coin on that one. Totally understandable, paging seems silly with cell phone technology at it's current state.

My #3 was my smokescreen/lie actually! I am not afraid of the dark at all and actually embrace it. I consider myself to be the scariest thing in the dark and would readily engage anything that tries to kill me. Maybe I have a death wish? Anyway, I did in fact lose my virginity to a woman 11 years older than me, and that was around 16 years ago, but that's a whole other thing.

Okay I'll throw down 3 new ones for any prospective challengers. Which one's the lie?

1. I am picky with a woman's nipple/areola shape; I do not like it when the woman's nipple and areola seem to fuse together into a cone-like shape and jut out from the breast.
2. I was the lead singer for a band in college.
3. I am completely turned off by step-sibling porn/hentai, and only enjoy fully-taboo porn/hentai.
 
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