Legolas chuckled a little at the arrogance and shook his head a little. "you are not being lazy, you are recovering. you are resting so as to be in top form when you have to be useful." he pointed out. "if you don't rest now, then what good will you be when we leave? you won't be able to keep up." he snickered a little, "oh NO! we couldn't just BUY one! you see, Arwen had us convinced that Roosters could only hatch from WILD eggs. so we went out into the forest to find a wild Chicken Nest... we found a nest alright, but it didn't belong to any chicken." Legolas admitted with a smirk. "it was way up high, taller even than the highest oak tree... at least that's what it felt like. it was at least thirty or forty feet high but we where a great deal smaller then, and had never climbed anything so big before. Aragorn was convinced it was three miles tall." Legolas chuckled. "but we where intent on hatching our own rooster, so we started to climb. Aragorn found the first problem when he actually got STUCK to the tree! he'd gotten so coated in sticky sap, that he found himself stuck in place! it took us forever to unstuck him, so he had to loose his shirt."
and on Legolas went, explaining how they had disturbed a est of bees, bothered a den of squirrels who proceeded to heckle them, upset an angry snake, which had bitten Legolas on the ass. gotten stuck to the tree enough times that by the time they reached the tangled vines of poison Ivy growing up on the upper branches of the tree, they had been completely nude, and got completely covered in it. "but we where victorious! we finally managed to get to the Nest... the only problem was, it was a lot bigger than we thought a chicken nest aught to be!" Legolas was slightly breathless from his laughing as he told the story, leaning against the bed. "oh Legolas... not THIS story!" Aragorn protested as he moved into the room with a tray of hot food for Valo. "yes! this story, it's the best one now hush, i'm getting to the best part." Aragorn sighed and rolled his eyes and handed the tray to Valo. "yes well, i don't particularly remember it as fondly." "of course not, but I think i'ts funny." Legolas chirped with an impish grin. "now, as i was saying, the Nest was simply FAR too big to be a chicken nest, and we soon knew why... it was the nest of a massive eagle! and it certainly didn't like us so close to the nest!"
"it attacked! it dove, and clawed, and pecked and heckled and drove us out of the tree so fast i'm almost certain we flew ourselves! and once we where on the ground the worst happened!" here Aragorn made a face. "the eagle defecated.... all over Aragorn!" Aragorn made another face and Legolas laughed. "we ran all the way back to the village, covered in tree sap, dirt, bark, leaves, bee stings, poison Ivy and bird shit and BOY did people STARE!" "... i distinctly remember getting our buts smacked good for worrying your father." "yes, but Arwen got her's smacked too!" Legolas stated with a smug little grin. "for getting us out there in the first place!"