Guilty - back when there were after-hours joints on University Street in Galveston, hell, even Quasimodo could score there... we went out onto Stewart Beach and got it on. Turns out a couple of bored Galveston cops were hiding from work and they saw us, but didn't lock us up - so I never had to say... "Guilty, your Honor!"
Have you ever had non-consenting sex in real life?