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The ^ < v Game. (Three steps to wasting hours of your life)

▲ Wondering if Happy actually does taste good ( ಠ_ರೃ )

  • ◄ Tastes amazing (●´□`)♡

▼ Is wondering if Happy is a stalker ( ̄ω ̄; )
 
▲ Doesn't realize she's been stalking him for days.

  • ◄ Has no clue what a wummo time is.

▼ Will probably explain what a wummo time is.
 
▲ Has a certain appeal.
  • ◄ Pictured a fat man in a hula skirt when hearing 'Wummo' for the first time.
▼ Enjoys feeding innocent victims to their fuzzy coat.
 
^ Indeed, I DO need to fuck some body, and it's no secret that I'm already a raving lunatic. Does this mean I'm "fucking crazy"? :p

< Is completely exhausted from doing yard work today!

V Would be willing to draw me a nice, hot bath and bring me a glass of chilled wine to soothe my tired, aching body? ;)
 
▲ Owns a sexy, sexy hula skirt.
  • ◄ Is stuffing her face with delicious pizza while playing Banjo and Kazooie for the 64.
▼ Is uber jealous and wants to stuff their face with delicious pizza while playing Banjo and Kazooie for the 64 too.
 
▲ Wishes they were the hula skirt.
  • ◄ Loves BBQ Meatlovers with extra chilli and olives. Deadly, but delicious.
▼ Wants to boogie down all night long.
 
▲ Has high expectations about stalkers.
  • ◄ Gets easily distracted by a butterfly and walks off.
▼ Will turn into water to assist my daring escape.
 
^ Would, with alacrity, and after rendering appropriate naval courtesies at the quarterdeck, board Kiandra's yacht and thoroughly plank its mistress.

< Understands it's a matter of the heat of the meat and the motion of the ocean.

v "Permission to go ashore" with a softening cock and a widening smile.
 
^ Permission granted, sailor! ;)

< Loves a man in uniform!! :heart:

V Has worn a uniform (military or otherwise) sometime in their past.
 
▲ Thought he meant immobilizing.
  • ◄ Looks down at the chains and whip she holds in her hands and makes a pouty face.
▼ Is eager to become her next victim.
 
^ Has an interesting sense of humor. So many do not.

< Has no interest in victimhood, from either side, except possibly in pornflix.

v Is ready for a serious Spring, not just vacant promises from the weatherman.
 
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