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have you ever.

No, not sure it's for everyone

Have you ever had someone cook a romantic dinner for you, wearing only a cute little apron?
 
Yes I have. He was cute though >.o

Have you ever sat naked in a kiddie pool full of peanut butter?
 
Yes I have. Highly overrated.

Have you ever gone hang gliding?
 
Glue, when I was 3. Cat food, when i was 8 (a prank by my brothers, they snuck it into my spaghetti).

Have you ever danced with the devil under the moonlight? (literally or figuratively)
 
With the devil no, but under the moonlight with my coven, yes. Skyclad is quite lovely and freeing.

Have you ever got caught having great sex in public?
 
Probably. But I was too young or stupid to notice.

Have you ever stared blankly at yourself in the mirror for a protracted amount of time?
 
Yes. I have. Again, young and stupid >.>

Have you ever eaten something you dropped on the floor? If so, did it pass the five second rule?
 
Yes, and I am not ashamed, bacon should never go to waste!

Have you ever thrown away everything (career, relationship, etc) in order to chase your dreams?
 
I have, just recently actually. I literally moved with what I could carry to start up my dream of becoming a comic artist.

Have you ever had an internal existential crisis?
 
A few, but in hindsight they're almost never worth it.

Have you ever ridden an ambulance?
 
Yes, small kids often lie to avoid ridicule. "The flood in the bathroom? That wasn't me. I think the dog wanted to take a bath."

Have you ever kissed under mistletoe?
 
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