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have you ever.

No, unless you count taking hot buttered popcorn from a buddy at the movies.

Have you ever danced in the moonlight?
 
Well yeah, but his breath smelt like poop and it ruined the whole experience.

Have you ever felt bad about killing a cockroach?
 
Never killed one, only encountered them in public places/someone else did the job

Have you ever been sneakily groped in a crowded place
 
Yes I have in a theatre bar. Yes it was intimate as well as sneaky. No I don't know who did it.

Have you ever played footsie at a dinner with the wrong person?
 
Well, yeah, but not by accident :3

Have you ever pretended to be drunker than you actually were to see if someone would take advantage of you?
 
Never! They are devious critters, dive bombing you when least expected.

Have you ever laughed so hard that you literally cried?
 
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