"Who are you again?"
"Okay, I'm warmed up."
"What have I done?!?!"
"Worth the bar tab"
"Best pity sex ever"
"I'm moving far away/over seas/for good."
"You talk too much."
"Nice place you've got."
"Down by technical knockout!"
"I fought the law..."
"Breaking news: You're terrible."
"Quit your day job."
"You taste like angry."
"Wonder what's on tv."