Four Words After Sex

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

"To the kitchen, you!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Sex on the table!"

 

[Camille]

"Clear the dishes first!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"You do the dishes!" - you'd look SO sexy bent over the sink.

 

[Camille]

"Then you "do" me?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Is there a doubt?"

 

[Camille]

"Wanna try rough sex?!"

 

[Pyretta-Blaze]

"Well, that was dissapointing."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Gevalt! You're always kvetching!"

 

[Camille]

"Fifty-one, fifty-two, fifty-three, fifty-four!" (counting ceiling tiles. Oh wait, that's DURING sex....)

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Good morning to you!" (Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today).

 

[Camille]

(Good morning, Prince!)

"Wanna try "two fists"?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"One of something else."

 

[Camille]

"How about a "threesome"?" (You, me and lil???)

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I can't stop salivating!"

 

[Camille]

"Frog slobbers: Best lubricant!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Three's NEVER a crowd!"

 

[Camille]

"I want the middle!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"That can be arranged!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"A Nobel Prize for KY!"

 

[Camille]

"Kentucky isn't so great!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Don't knock it if...." When I was an undergraduate at U of L, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, I thought Kentucky was TERRIFIC! Alas and alack, there wasn't a buck to be made there.

 

[Camille]

(I've met a young lady here on BM who lives in KY, (which she hates, btw) and she affectionately refers to it as "Kenfucky")

"Oh, speaking of knock(ers)...." *Grabs her breasts and offers them up to him*

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Suckles her dual offerings."

 

[Camille]

"Such a good frog!"