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she snickered a little and moved over to him, leaning onto the table playfully, pressing her breasts tightly together so he could see her cleavage, teasing him. "so its like the difference between driving thirty miles and riding a bike thirty miles?" she mused smiling a little. "makes sense to me." she admitted chuckling as she looked up to see pure panic fill Fays face as a burst of terrified adrenaline gave him the strength he needed to race out of the room and hit the nearly invisible glass door with a lout BANG making her grimace. "... that had to hurt." she muttered as fay groaned, clutching his nose as his blood gushed all over the place, the woman sighing a little. "great... just what i need, an invalid with a broken nose." she complained moving over to help Fay stand up and move into the kitchen, Fay wincing as she examined his nose. "ow... OW!" "oh stop it, it's not even broken." she complained simply shaking her head a little. "eat your breakfast." she ordered helping him stuff napkins up his nose to stop the bleeding.
 
"Something like that."Mistral said swallowing hard as he looked down at her. Wincing at the bam looking at ay as he walked in."Sorry...I hadn't thought about that..."He muttered hating that he had freaked the other out, swallowing his laughter at the man's mistake."So glad I'm not alone running into things."Leo said sleepily as he walked into the room looking amused as he ran his fingers through his hair, raising a eyebrow as he watched Maria casually teasing the storm lord who seemed to be a little freaked out. "So. We probably should go into town today. You two need clothes, and mine'll not fit either of you.Clothes, weapons, food... we'll need things."He said before looking at maria, raising a eyebrow."I assume your staying with us to?"
 
she smiled at him her head tilted before chuckling at Fay who sulked at Mistral. "you did that on purpose." he complained scowling at Leo. "i ran into NOTHING!... Maria punched me..." "... sure kid... i punched you." Maria agreed shaking her head a little before smirking at Leo. "yes of course i'm staying, there's a sexy new freak to torment." she stated happily as she handed Leo and Fay large stacks of pancakes before making herself some as well, Fay sighing a little. "there's no way i'm going to be able to walk around a market..." he complained sulking a little Maria chuckling a little. "no problem, we'll get you a wheel chair." she promised, Faysol looking confused. "don't worry about it i'll show you after you eat." she promised, Fay poking at his food looking nervous. "is there bad stuff in it?" "no, i promise there's nothing in there but food." he stated with a grin. "Leo you ruined him." she teased Fay stuffing a pancake into his mouth, chewing hesitantly before shoveling the food in when he didn't taste anything strange in it.
 
Mistral rolled his eyes looking at Fay."If I was ging to torture you kid, I'd come up with something besides running into a wall." Leo snickered looking amused."Oh, okay. We'll say maria punched you.I'm sorry!I didn't mean to ruin him."Leo pouted looking amused as he started to eat, rolling his eyes a little. Mistral snickered shoveling down his food, glancing at Faysol."Besides, you should start feeling better soon. With enough food you should start feeling your magic coming back."he said tilting his head a little as he ate,"I would like this...wheel chair. You can push me around."he grinned, amusing that it was something that you sat on and got pushed around,even if he couldn't envision on how it would work.
 
Faysol snorted. "that's just what you want me to think." he accused. "you planned that because you thought i wouldn't think it was on purpose but you where wroooong." "... he's a bit paranoid isn't he?" Maria asked, looking amused Fay rolling his eyes. "you'd be paranoid too if your own mother sought to kill you just so she could remain on the throne." he pointed out before shoveling the food into his mouth and even stealing some of Leo's with a grin and a muttered 'because you owe me.' Maria just snorted at Mistral. "you, do not need a wheelchair!" she stated gently tapping mistral on the nose. "Faysol does, it's considered rather humiliating to be pushed around in a wheelchair." she admitted Fay sighing. "well i humiliate myself enough i should be fine." he admitted licking his plate clean. "those where very delicious." he admitted simply grinning a little. "i would like to try the stringy meal again." he admitted. "without the bad stuff in it, i bet it tastes very good, it looked like it tasted very good." "stringy stuff? you mean Spaghetti?" she asked lifting an eyebrow Fay shrugging. "i don't know... i would like to see this wheel chair now?" "sure, i'll bring it in." she wheeled in the temporary wheel chair that Leo had to use once and Fay stared at it his head cocked to the side. ".. when i am king, i am introducing these to my people, what a marvelous contraption, it can save a lot of grief for the elderly." he admitted grinning a little as he looked at Mistral. "like old mister Edonbog, he can't walk at all." "there are fancier wheelchairs for people who can't get around permanently, this kind is just for temporary use like the injured or temporarily week like you." "well it's perfect, thank you." Fay chirped smiling happily.
 
"Just a bit.Though he has good reason to be paranoid."Mistral said snickering a little as he looked at the draconis."You know she would have married you if you would have let her."Mistral said. Leo looked started at that before smiling at fay stealing his food. Mistral pouted going a little cross eyed to look at her finger."I am a king. I should not have to walk like a normal person." "...are you sure you want to tease him maria, seems he thinks alot of himself already."Leo teased his friend looking amused."Yea, we had spaghetti."Leo added grinning at the sight because fay looked so cute when he didn't know what he was talking about. "Yes, Edonbog needs something.....it'd save me from having to pick him up and walk around."Mistral sulked a little bit. It was odd, to see a assassin helping the old people. but it was a regular thing to see, when he was home, to see him helping the elderly."Well, since I don't get one, can we go?"Mistral said interested in seeing this place they wanted to take them/
 
he shuddered and made a face. "yes because i totally want to be married to a whore who killed my father so she could marry my uncle or me. no thanks, you know i'm... how do they say it here? Gay? yes i am gay. Mother would expect children, which means having sex and just no." he stated stuffing the last piece of pancake into his mouth smirking a little. "oh let her tease him, he needs to be brought down a few pegs now and again. it's amazing his head fit in the door." he admitted smirking at his brother. "we'll have to look into purchasing and making these wheelchairs for our own people." he decided in agreement. "then Edenbog won't beat you with his case when he needs to be carried." like most people the old mister Edenbog hated that he couldn't do something himself and he made sure mistral knew it, though only when he was being carried, anytime else the man was as sweet and caring as a butterfly. "we can go as soon as i get Fay into the chair." Maria promised carefully helping Fay to stand on shaking legs and sink into the chair with a sigh. "hmm.. it's rather comfortable." Fay admitted, Maria grinning. "as long as you don't have to sit on it for days on end."
 
"Well your to pretty to be straight."Mistral mused making a face at Faysol for the head comment."I'm not that bad. I deserve to be arrogant. At least I did something to earn it instead of sending others to do my dirty work."He mused before sighing."He doesn't beat me!I politely asks. with the hard edge of his cane."He said sulking a little. So used to edenbog just beating him with the cane that it didn't even bothr him again."Yes, but I think I should have it. I've done more work."Mistral sulked as they headed out to the car. Leo laughed softly shaking his head, opening the car door looking amused at the faery's confused faces."Its like a carriage. You have carriages don't you?"He asked. Mistral nodded smiling."Though they're pulled by lizards and not horses like I believe they are here." "Lizards....?" "Yes."Mistral snickered looking unsure about the car before climbing in."What pulls this contraption?"
 
Fay smirked a little. "i am pretty aren't you?" he asked fluffing his hair Maria snorting a little. "yeah, pretty. your so pretty i didn't even know if you where a boy a girl until i realized you lacked breasts." she teased Fay looking confused. "well yes, that is why i am the most sought after bachelor in Draconis." he admitted simply his head tilted Maria rolling her eyes. "here, us girls prefer a man who looks like a man." she admitted smirking as she glanced over at Mistral again, smirking. "i fear i might get jealous, all the women are going to be crawling all over Mistral." she admitted giggling a little as Fay grinned. "he deserves to be fawned over." Fay admitted grinning a little. "i always did think he was worth more attention but no one liked him because he wasn't a Draconis... Xenophobic bastards." he complained sulking a little before grinning at the car as he was settled into the back seat next to Mistral. "perhaps they have birds that pull them? or small creatures under the carriage?" he mused pressing a button on the side of the door and gasping as the window rolled down his eyes wide. "Mistral! this is a magical creation! look!" he rolled the window up and down an amazed look in his eyes.
 
"Of course I deserve to be fawned over.It doesn't happen enough at home."Mistral said sniffing a little as if insulted that they thought he wouldn't enjoy it. Turning his attention to look out the window as he smiled softly."You would look good with boobs fay."He teased. Leo snickered at their conversation as he backd the sports car down the driveway, grinning at both assassin and prince's amazement as they found themselves moving and with the windows."Now we know how to keep them in one place.just show them something new."he said looking at Maria amused. Mistral to, looked amazed as he leaned over to press the window down button his nose pressed against the window yelping as the moving glass took some skin off his nose."Ohhh!Fay!Look!"he grinned leaning out the window to watch the wheels turn."Nothing's pulling it!" "Be careful you two."
 
Fay snorted a little but set his hands on his chest. "of course i would look good with boobs." he purred smirking a little before gasping as they started moving before laughing as his brother did himself damage, leaning out the window in amazement. "perhaps there are tiny rats inside the wheels?" he asked his head tilted as he examined the thing moving before sitting back in his seat when his arms threatened to give out on him. "there has to be SOMETHING powering it! perhaps something invisible?" Maria chuckled a little. "it's not pulled, there is an item inside the car that makes the wheels turn." she explained smiling a little at them. "it doesn't need anything to pull it..." she paused at Fay's blank confused look. "er... it's like magic i suppose..." she looked at Leo. "you explain your better at this shit."
 
"Yes. Our rats are nice and big.They could power something like this."Mistral nodded thinking about it. Leo grinned glancing in the mirror at the two that seemed fascinated. "But its so interesting to see them trying to figure it out."he said snickering as the two started coming up with things."Ah there's a engine, thats sort of like a animal pulling it. It just makes it move forward.Like you would move something with magic."he said because he knew the only way they'd really be able to explain would to be stop the car and show them,but for the moment he wanted to get to the mall.Smiling a little when they saw the town come into view, mistral gaping around him with fascination."It's almost as big as the captial!" "...amazing, considering the towns not that big."leo said smiling amused because they seemed so happy to see something new.
 
Faysol nodded. "i don't think the rats here are that big though, a shame i wouldn't mind having a nice roasted Rat for dinner." the rats in Draconis where as large as wild hogs, and they where a sweet meat that Draconis loved. they even bred the rats like they where rabbits or cows so they had a life long supply of the wonderful meat. "an Engine? what a strange name for a creature, it must be very strange looking with a name like that." Maria had to snicker. "yeah it's strange looking all right." she admitted chuckling a little as Fay leaned out the window again, gaping at the six floor mall, his eyes wide. "it's even bigger than the castle! LOOK at it!" he ordered looking at Mistral. "i wish to stay here in this place! everything is so amazing!"
 
Mistral nodded. despite not being draconis he did enjoy rats. They felt good roasted."Yes, rats would be good." Leo said looking a little disgusted at the idea, before laughing softly at the idea of the engine creature."You can't live in the mall.It closes at night." Mistral nodded tilting his head back to look at the mall as he climbed out of the car as leo stopped, looking amused and amazed."I want to stay to!Surely this is a place worthy of being my house."He said looking around with wide eyes.
 
Fay grinned a little and then scowled at his brother. "hey! i saw it first it's MY house." he complained letting Maria help him into the wheelchair grinning as he looked up at all the glass and concrete looking amazed and eager. "i think i would rather live in Leo's house actually, it's much less crowded." he admitted looking at the huge crowds of people as Maria made Leo push the fair fey around, smirking as she nudged Mistral. "smile." she ordered grinning at him. as soon as he smiled three girls squealed with giggles blushing hard as they chattered about how HANDSOME and CUTE he was Fay laughing as he watched one of them trot over to Mistral, flirting with her body as she pressed something into his hand. "call me." she ordered running back to her freinds with eager squeals and giggles, Maria laughing a little as she took the number and tore it up, jealous but not about to ruin his fun. Fay was just enjoying not being swarmed himself, though honestly no one was rushing over to him only because of the wheelchair. so for once, it really was Mistral gettign all the attention. he was kissed four times, groped twice, and had no less than twenty numbers by the time they got to the clothing stores.
 
"You should share with me!"mistral said smiling a little as they headed inside. wincing a little as they looked around the crowd, hunching his shoulders a little as he tried to not react to the crowds, but even then the storm clouds that darkened th skies said he wasn't comfortable, even if it wsn't raining yet. Mistral looked confused and ucnomfortable at being touched, frowning."Call?I do not want to call up a demon." Leo snickered swallowing hard because they looked so cute and awkward. Knowing how deadly Mistral was it amused him to see him uncomfortable."She means for you to go see her sometime." "Oh....why would I want to do that?"Mistral growled quietly looking so confused at being touched, groed and kissed that by the time he got to the clothing stores, rain was hitting against the windows."How do we choose clothes?"He asked looking at the odd racks of clothing.
 
he snorted again, smoke trickling out of his nose as he did. "you where going to kill me! i don't have to share anything!" he stated firmly grinning a little as the other was swarmed with attention. "they wish to mate with you." he stated simply grinning at his poor brother who was so confused about all the attention he was getting and moved into the clothing store as Maria took Mistral's hand. "here, let me help you." she stated simply dragging him off by the hand, easily glaring off any more female attention as she helped him pick out clothes that he would look his best in, uncaring about price, she was rich after all. by the end of the clothes trip both Mistral and Fay had enough clothes to last a lifetime, and Fay even had a few dresses in there that he insisted on getting, claiming that they would make him look even prettier.
 
"Oh.I understand that now."Mistral nodded looking at Faysol, because he could understand the need to mate, he was just not used to being propositioned because draconis were famously insucluar when it came to sex and their mates. Leo looked amused about the dresses, before looking at the storm lord as they walked out of the store, snickering as every female-and a few male- heads swivled to look at the leather clad man looking so uncomfortable it just beged someone to help him."We should get something to eat while we're out." "...you just like seeing me umcomfortable." "I would never do that."leo said snickring as the tall man seemed to consider killing the females crowding around him despite maria's glare.
 
Fay chuckled a little and shook his head a little. "you should feel special, look i'm being completely ignored thanks to you." he teased the Storm Lord smirking a little as he shook his head, watching as Maria actually snarled at the people who dared stare at HER man, giving them all a very rude gesture before smirking as they finally dispersed, looking smug and pleased with herself as she led the way back to the car, making Leo help Fay into the car this time, letting Mistral sit in the front seat as she drove so she could show him how everything worked as she went to her favorite restaurant, allowing no arguments. the Sushi bar and grill her favorite place in the world, because the chefs cooked all your food right there and even performed while they did it. she got the salmon sushi and steak and let the others order as they pleased. Faysol getting the steak, the fried rice, the salmon sushi and tuna and paused before ordering the sushi rolls as well, curious and wanting to try everything. Draconis where not often fish eaters unless they where water tribes, most Draconis hated to get wet because of their internal fires so fish for them was rare and a treat.
 
Mistral pouted a little."Everyone should ignore you prince, its not just because of me."He teased grinning a little as he got showed about how the car worked. Smiling as he ordered about the same as Faysol, though without the fish. As a storm lord, he regularly spent time with the water tribes, so it did not fill him with the desire to eat th delaciy. Leo looked amused before looking at Fay."You sure you can eat all that?And are you sure you like it?"He asked not concerned about how much it would cost them to get all that food, but worried because he wasn't sure Faysol would be able to eat it and would get sicker from eating it.
 
Maria snickered a little as Faysol giggled a little. "everyone should love and dote on me AND you." he stated simply. "we're both going to be KINGS someday, we should have whatever we want attention included." he purred happily. because when he was king, he fully intended on letting his brother rule with him. "of course i can eat all this!" he complained pouting at Leo. "i would order more but i don't know how money works in this world..." he admitted biting his lip a little as he examined all the food licking his lips. "fish is a delicacy where i'm from." he admitted grinning a little. "though i'm not sure what rice is, but it comes with the steak so i want to try it!" he admitted grinning happily Maria smiling. "order whatever you want Fay, we're rich, we can afford anything." "really? i want crab then too." he decided happily.
 
Mistral raised a eyebrwo lookng at the man sitting next to him."Me?Be king?You're delusional."He teased before snickering at the humans question."He could eat alot." "Order what you want. I have the money to pay for it."Leo said loking amused at the idea of Faysol worrying about money. "Rice is a plant of some kind, the water tribes grow it, because it grows in water."Mistral said looking aused at how happy faysol was to get food. "Crab?You know they scared you as a child.I remember putting them in your bed once."Mistral said grinning as the ccook started makng their food, looking wide eyed at the cook making it in front of them. In faery, this would have been considered rude, imppolite, to have the servants doing their work in the middle of the table.
 
he smirked a little. "so i've been told. i've always been crazy." he admitted with a laugh as he shook his head. "i am a Draconis, we've always been known to eat a lot. we can eat an entire rat by ourselves and still be looking for more." "well... rats aren't very big..." "ours are." Faysol admitted before looking a little baffled at the explanation of rice. "really? i've never even heard of it, it must not be considered something the Draconis would like..." he mused pondering that before sticking his tongue out at his brother. "and i'm gettign my revenge by eating them, besides as i recall i got even with you for that." he had, he's put thousands of spiders in Mistral's bed for it. he looked shocked at the chef cooking their meal and glanced at Mistral, his eyes wide, clearly wondering if he should throw a fit or stay quite. considering Maria was clapping he decided to stay quiet and was astonished when the chef started doing tricks. a jester at the table as well!? he felt very awkward. most jesters would have their heads cut off for daring to perform during the meal, dinner was always a calm contained thing where they enjoyed the meal and quiet polite conversation, it wasn't until after the meal that the exciting fun things happened like shows, clowns, and drinking. ut again he stayed silent, considering there where other humans at the table as well and they where finding the entire thing very entertaining as well. "nomeno ui zi disconcerting. si kiwieg hefoc si jalla scadu shar nomeno annishic ekess qe... munth ihk nomenoi xiekivi... tir wux siofme astahii re zyak uncouth batobot astahii lamith thesekir asta katimai tawura?" he muttered to his brother his head tilted a little.

Translation: this is very disconcerting. i feel like i should complain but this appears to be... normal for these people... do you think they are so uncouth that they enjoy watching their servants work?
 
"I eat it all the time.Though it grows in more clusters....I think they consider it a weed at home."Mistral said looking thoughtful before nodding."Rats are big. Almost thigh high." "Oh!They're ROUS."Leo said snickering a little." "What?" "They're rats of unusual size." "..yes, I guess they would be."Mistral said totally missing th joke but shuddering at th memory of th spiders."That was mean."He grumbled.Mistral looked confused, looking at the humans for reassurance that this was normal,because at home this would be very weird. "coi seems batobot astahii re. surely astahii re ti nafl batobot uncivilized....i tepoha desta manners hak ekess tuor ekess thesek sia katima coce..."Mistral said blushing slightly when Leo looked at them confused."Sorry..."He muttered looking sorry for rambling on and insulting their hosts, even if they weren't aware of it.


It seems that they are. Surely they are not really that uncivilized....I have better manners then to want to watch my servant cook..."
 
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Maria giggled at the joke. she couldn't remember how many times she had made Leo watch that movie with her, but it was at least once a week. "... they are not of unusual size they are completely normal... yours are just too small." he complained with a huff smirking at his brother. "it wasn't mean it was getting even, you started it anyway and as i recall you ended it too." he pointed out shaking his head a little. "coi ornla annish batobot astahii re, vorq sva astahi astahii re thesekir wer sthyr coce! nomeno ui filki zyak xuut. unhygienic tangis!... yth tiliw filki avert hesi saurivic halkvri jaci tepohaic nahilnopa vur scadu poktosh, persvek private. yth tir ti tuor ekess jirank tikilvi sjek nomeno nafl ui vi luh di asta culture." Fay muttered before smiling sweetly at his hosts. "sva gekip yth vucot wer achthend ui kwiip siofmeir jaci ui|ulph cooking coi harkt mobi. nomagqe astahii re tesantamaso jaci geou tir creolnali ekess asta achthend?"

Translations: it would appear that they are, look at them they are watching the man cook! this is just so wrong. unhygienic even!... we could just avert our eyes until he has finished and whine later, in private. we do not want to upset anyone if this really is a part of their culture. ::::: at least we know the food is fresh considering he is cooking it right there. perhaps they are afraid he will do something to their food?
 
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