What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[SeductiveKitsune]

Curves in all the right places!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"It's been known since the Middle Ages that a little judiciously exposed leg can accomplish wonders!"

 

[sirix]

"I'm waiting for my princess...............god damn it, she needs saved"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Just waiting for something warm-blooded that I don't have to chase too far!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"...One little kiss is all I need."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I've spent more on lingerie et accoutrements than my car cost - do you think it was worth it?"

 

[Dogged]

"I'm a Prince, I'm a frog, and you KNOW what you should be doing to me right now!"

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

Seductive eyes draw you in while I just wait for you to stop staring.

 

[Dogged]

"I'm sexy and adorable--just ignore the blood of my victims behind me.."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Swing on up and pick us a couple mangoes while I skin and gut this monkey!"

 

[rokrboi]

Any relation to Kermit? Of course not!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Yeah, I'm in a pissy mood...what about it?"

 

[rokrboi]

This lingerie used to be white, but...

 

[CougarGirl]

I really have convinced myself that this pose is sexy.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I need a Paris bordello for a little background!"

 

[CougarGirl]

In my previous life I was a frog.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"This corset will need regartering soon."

 

[littlerooster]

It's not easy being green..

 

[CougarGirl]

You'll never guess what I am going to write in my next post.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"There are people who think this corset is tacky but it pays to advertise!"

 

[Astarte]

"Ashidanza!"

(wonders how many people are actually going to get the reference without looking it up)

 

[XXtraPrince]

"It's tough being a fertility goddess in today's world!"

 

[Erit of Eastcris]

"Did no one tell her she was supposed to kiss me further south than my lips?"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"...maybe I'd be more approachable if I didn't brandish this weapon!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Would you like to play 'Noughts and Crosses'?"