What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[sirix]

You see that leg on that fox girl over there

 

[lowblow emma]

You see that leg on that fox girl over there, well I'm going to gnaw it off and eat it.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Some flying, dilating asshole stole my nice, tasseled pasties from my kit, so I have to use this tape, and quite frankly I find it a bit declassé!

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

See the girl over there? The fox one? How much you think it'd cost for A night with her?

 

[Dogged]

"I'm so sexy, naughty and devious it should be illegal to be me. But I know you want me so badly."

 

[sirix]

You will obey my commands, you will go over and bend me over the rain barrel

 

[Dogged]

*snorts soda all over my keyboard from laughing*

'I'm a badass so you better fear me, want me and want to fear me!'

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

"Razzle-dazzle 'em, and they'll beg you for more!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Yes, my clothes are on fire, and your point is?"

 

[Badass]

"I will no longer tolerate your existence."

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

"I am the night. Neko-ears and all."

 

[lowblow emma]

I'm actually a kind friendly person who just wants to be loved.

 

[Dogged]

"X marks the spots babe."

 

[CougarGirl]

I can't really be this pretty, surely. No one can be this pretty. But, no, it's true, I really do look this good. Honestly. I've checked in the mirror. Trust me.

 

[Dogged]

"Of course I'm smoking hot. The peignoir used to be black until my body heat made it red."

 

[Your Eternal Reward]

Yes, my irises are, in fact, naturally golden-yellow. And what the blazes are "contact lenses"?

 

[MissClover]

Words with Friends is never going out of style! Oooh yea~!

(Sorry looks like he is using a cell phone.)

 

[XXtraPrince]

"When you're Irish, you're used to the rain - how did y'all think the Emerald Isle got that monicker?"

 

[Chai]

Here, get a shot of my good side...does it look okay?

 

[XXtraPrince]

Here, get a shot of my good side...does it look okay?

 

[littlerooster]

I have the bestest royal beard in the whole wide bearded world.

 

[Chai]

I have a better beard than that king guy over there.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I spent more on this gown than your computer cost - and yours, and yours!"

 

[EvaRose]

Is my crown too small for my head, or is my head too big for the crown?

 

[Razgriz]

Ooo....You thought I forgot about you? NO SUCH LUCK!