What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Crystal Roses]

"Ugh. I died of cookie overdose."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Another day, another twenty to the hairdresser."

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Stop looking at me. I will..get up and smack you."

 

[Nyarly]

"Who needs tits, if you have a back like that?"

 

[razerwing]

"Why do I have no nipples? Because they are in my signature."

 

[Benen Eachann]

"Autobots, Roll out!"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"I have accepted this golden arm. What most people don't understand is that I can set it to different speeds."

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Nobody go in there. If I don't return in five minutes, storm the place."

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"I'm going for a dip. Care to join me?"

 

[Benen Eachann]

"uhh, whats that. there's a what behind me, couldn't tell, this damn hood covers everything from my nose up so I can't see."

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Guess what this hand can do?"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"This robe is itchy, hold on..."

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Lower your voice...someone might hear you."

 

[Benen Eachann]

"hmm a man has an erection and its all cause of these. what are they, I'll never tell."

 

[Crystal Roses]

LOL!

"I'll beat you with one arm tied behind my back, however, I get to pick which arm."

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"I can break bones with this hand. I swear!"

 

[Razgriz]

"No, for the last fucking time, I'M NOT THE FALCON'S FUCKING COUSIN!"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"Hi, I'm Cone Head. You may have heard of my cousin Pyramid Head..."

+5 Awesome points if you know the reference.

 

[Mitsu]

Silent Hill

"Aye... when is he going to say green light?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"The sun is going nova! We're doomed!"

 

[Mitsu]

"hnmm.. uhh... four... carry the two uhh... ehh screw it, I'll just have another."

 

[Nekrosilisk88]

Bite me.

 

[Benen Eachann]

"Mr Seville, I'm ready for my close up."

 

[Nekrosilisk88]

Well this beats my last gig as a corpse in a pool.

 

[Karameida]

"Fuck yeah I finally evolved."