What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[XXtraPrince]

"If you'll rub my back, I'll make it worth your while, big boy!"

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Seriously...does anyone in here have another cigarette I can bum?"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"What you lookin' at?"

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'What you lookin at?"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"Well, there was 100 barrels of beer on that wall..."

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Are you sure you can't see my eyes?"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"Don't turn around, don't turn around..."

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Try to guess who I am."

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"What are you doing here? More importantly, how did you get here?"

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Do not touch me unless you are prepared to suffer my wrath."

 

[ilaughatmyself]

^Ditto^

 

[Crystal Roses]

LOL!

"Is it starting to rain out there? I think I need my heavy jacket."

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"I'm not hiding anything, officer, I swear..."

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Which one of you did my laundry? You shrank my underwear!"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

Ha!

"Dammit! What happened to 'If I can't see them, they can't see me?'"

 

[Crystal Roses]

Haha!

"Mission Impossible or Secret Agent Man?"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"Shiny robe, don't fail me now!"

 

[Crystal Roses]

"How much longer until the sun goes down?"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"Pay attention to the pretty structure in front of me. Please?"

 

[Crystal Roses]

"I'm definitely having a bad hair day."

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"All is well if I hide the front..."

 

[Crystal Roses]

"Come over here..now!"

 

[ilaughatmyself]

"Pretty close to what my ex was like. I hated my ex..."

 

[Crystal Roses]

"You are going to owe me big time for this..."

 

[Benen Eachann]

"care for a sneak peak?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"This gauze blouse keeps me very relaxed - not so much the wearing of it, but taking it off...."