What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Aviatrix]

Nobody notices what I have in my hands

 

[Shimmi]

Today's position, doggy style.

 

[Aviatrix]

Nobody is going to find you out here

 

[Shimmi]

Wanna play.....tennis?

 

[Revnarh]

I love her...tennis balls.

 

[Lurker]

Why am I stuck with ping-pong balls?

 

[Aviatrix]

Can I play with your ping pong balls?

 

[Revnarh]

I love jumping up and down!

 

[Lurker]

Taunt me about my size again and I'll cut you!

 

[Aviatrix]

I thought they would be bigger

 

[Lurker]

Cool transformation, now do this!

 

[Shimmi]

I don't think they will bounce like that.

 

[Revnarh]

Why's the beer always gone?

 

[Sunset Drifter]

"Yes these are real and they're just as sharp as my blade!"

 

[razzle003]

"Nice to meet you too. Just...let my tie shake your hand."

 

[Shimmi]

"Was it claptrap behind the corner?"

 

[Lurker]

"The The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog must be near..."

 

[Shimmi]

"Not again."

 

[Aviatrix]

We're out here today looking for the elusive bunny

 

[Shimmi]

You would like to join, wouldn't you? Sorry, place only for two.

 

[Aviatrix]

Can I come watch?

 

[Lurker]

You know what is worse than a cocktease? Two cockteases!

 

[Shimmi]

I'm a cocktease now!

 

[Lurker]

Behold the field in which I grow my fucks.
Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.

 

[Shimmi]

Wow I'm hot. Be still a man, I would fuck myself.