What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[Aviatrix]

Damn I suck at hide and seek

 

[xMandyx]

I said, no mayo please!

 

[Shimmi]

I looked like an angel, but I will show you devil in me

 

[xMandyx]

Nope, no strip clubs out here.

 

[Lurker]

I will take you under my wing

 

[Shimmi]

I shouldn't eat that broccoli

 

[Lurker]

How did he manage to find broccoli in the middle of the desert?

 

[Pazzo]

I knew I shouldnt have eaten that extra dose of levitra

 

[Aviatrix]

What are you looking at?

 

[Lurker]

Jiggle boobs, jiggle boobs, jiggle all the way...

 

[Aviatrix]

Oh what fun it is to watch those breasts bounce all day!

 

[Lurker]

(( Thank you for the laugh, Avia! ))

Learn the moves!

 

[Aviatrix]

(( You're welcome! ))

Is this what that fabric softener meant by "Embrace your feminine side"?

 

[Lurker]

I have a bouncy... personality.

 

[Revnarh]

Nice, now I can take lessons from Avia!

 

[Aviatrix]

I wish my disguise was that good

 

[Lurker]

Nice, now I can take lessons from Avia!

Sure, I'll give him lessons. After all, I am vastly more experienced.

 

[Revnarh]

I wonder if Rev wants to join the dancing lessons.

 

[Lurker]

I'll act pure and innocent until invited to join the dancing lessons, then subvert them into something way more fun.

 

[Aviatrix]

They'll never suspect me at the sleepover

 

[Lurker]

What's a bra?

 

[Revnarh]

And here I hoped that I could borrow some of her lingerie.

 

[Lurker]

Hey, I need it more than you do!

 

[Aviatrix]

Maybe I should go shopping

 

[Revnarh]

Who needs clothes when you live near a nudist beach for hot people?