What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[AlexsSketches]

"You sir, are a moron."

 

[RyuuJester]

"wonder if I get to use the strap-on to night?"

 

[Hero]

"I never thought a porn star could be out of work..."

 

[AlexsSketches]

"Look, Batman, it's not that funny. So I ran a little faster than I was supposed to...how was I supposed to know my face would be torn off?"

 

[Jaqueline]

Spitroast for dinner.

 

[cevl]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if I throw them at you, so will yours.

 

[AlexsSketches]

"Rejoice...for I am Dick on a Stick!"

 

[Hero]

"I don't think these blind guys know I'm caught between them."

 

[Redking6]

Am I Barry, or is it Wally?....How many of us are there anyway?!

 

[Jaqueline]

"Calibrations."

 

[Redking6]

Stare into the face of darkness...And stare into the rock of Dredd.

 

[Jaqueline]

((Dagnabbit! I am changing my Avatar. It's a mask, not a rock!))

"I am Space Batman."

 

[Redking6]

(Lol...Sorry just looks so much like a rock... XD)

Did I wash my hair today...Or was it yesterday? I can't remember.

 

[Jaqueline]

((I know, everyone thinks it's a rock. It's hilarious.))

"Revenge!"

 

[Redking6]

(LOL)

Don't move...Is there a reaper behind me?

 

[Jaqueline]

"You humans are all racist!"

 

[Redking6]

All right,Mr.Demille, I'm ready for my close up.

 

[Jaqueline]

"Pff, mint condition armor is for pansies."

 

[Redking6]

If I pose for much longer they might make me an extra net model.

 

[Jaqueline]

"Wow, she looks like some kind of extra net model!"

 

[Redking6]

(LOL..That was a good one.)

Hmmmm...I wonder if I should have chicken or fish for dinner tonight?

 

[Jaqueline]

"...They they know serving me Chicken is like serving them monkey?"

 

[Redking6]

I'm bringin sexy back...N7 style

 

[Jaqueline]

"Why did they bring me Chicken anyway? I can't eat levo-amino food, I'll die!"

 

[Redking6]

Why is he staring at me like that? Does he think I'm an extra net model or something?