What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Oh, if I could only hug that."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Hey. I'm huggable and a little bit furry!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"If she puts her hand right here I'll simply grab hold and pull her even closer."

 

[YourSunshine]

"I wouldn't mind being closer to that though..."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Two is better than one, right? Close your mouth. Right?"

 

[Revnarh]

I'd like to take that bra off for her, but she said no touching her...

 

[Dane Stalling]

"This? This is easy. You should see a whole outfit made of flames."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I can't stand here and look this good ALL day."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I can."

 

[Krimson]

"Can you?"

 

[Revnarh]

"Yes, we can!

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"If I go to bed now I can wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed and won't feel like poking someone with this scorching flame!

 

[Rudolph Quin]

"Where IS he? He was supposed to be home from work an hour ago! And here I am waiting for him all trussed up like a pig at banquet! He's out with that slut secretary of his, isn't he? Goddamn it! Aren't I good enough? I mean, who did I get those butt cheek implants for? Certainly not me! Shopping for a Jennifer Lopez sized ass isn't a prize!"

 

[Krimson]

"How dare you! I'm thiiiiiiiis big!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"...Yeah, I've heard this story before."

 

[Revnarh]

And now all I need to do is just waiting for him to see his surprise...me.

 

[XXtraPrince]

"If I'm not obsessively careful, I could be minus a hand in a heartbeat!"

 

[Krimson]

"Think of me like a present - all these layers for you to unwrap until you get to the /good/ bits."

 

[Cherry Shithead]

"That's right, I'm a bad bitch. What of it?"

 

[Krimson]

(You change you avatar a lot xD)

"Yeah baby, dig this badass beard I got. You like?"

 

[Revnarh]

That's right, I'm your mistress and you're my slave.

 

[Cherry Shithead]

"I'm so hot I'm on fire! Smooch~"

 

[Krimson]

"Haters gonnnnnaaa haaaateeee"

 

[Camille]

"And just who the hell does she think she is?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"...and when you turn the chair backwards, it's called a 'reverse cowgirl'..."