What's the above user's avatar thinking?

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I can't stand like this all day long! I'm getting a cramp in my leg."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Brush my hair? I'll make it worth your while."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"Now where'd I put that hairbrush?"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"When he puts his fingers in my hair, I get butterflies."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"If razors get any more complex I'm buying an electric!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"The closest shave I've ever had was by a eunuch with a straight edge."

 

[Revnarh]

I don't shave, I trim my beard!

 

[Chai]

"I fight evil and have great tits. Beat that!"

 

[Krimson]

"It's /my/ birthday. And for my present...well? Why aren't you stripping yet!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"That's right. Crimson with a K."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Lolling around in my lingerie is not so bad a life, really!"

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"They told me less than thirty minutes for my pizza! I'm still waiting....."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"I hope he brings wine this time. And strawberries."

 

[RaznHellMichelle]

"I wonder if she'll like a nice chardonnay?"

 

[Chai]

"Oh shit, better stop rolling around or I may fall!"

 

[YourSunshine]

"Girls just wanna have fun!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Standing is good for my posture - and the reactions I get are just...."

 

[Rudolph Quin]

"The next jerk to call me 'Ned Stark's bastard' gets punched in the throat!"

 

[YourSunshine]

"I don't know what to do, so I'm just going to look over my shoulder."

 

[Dane Stalling]

"The boys say I could bring he dead to life. I should go into nursing."

 

[YourSunshine]

"I may look sexy with a suit on, but you should see me in my birthday suit."

 

[lowblow emma]

Red is so my colour.

 

[Chai]

"Wow, my assets look soooo good!"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"I LOVE parties, even when I throw them myself (but the clean-up can be a chore)!"

 

[Dane Stalling]

"Nothing is more therapeutic than hugging my ferret."